>this nigga walks up to you and be like "SUP BRUH, SAY

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>say Joy Lane
>embrace the calming release of death

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>>36329799
I-I-I-I-I-I j-j-j-just w-w-w-wanna go home...

"please just kill me i don't wanna say those words i wanna die"

*unholsters shield*

>>36329799
Pretty sure i would refuse to say it. I wonder if he would shot me right then or if he is kind of like the No Country For Old Men villain and he would start getting anxious.

>>36329897
Don't be like this anon. You're a good person.

I say
>"I had an ex named Joy, what a fucking bitch she was. You wanna grab a drink?"

>[under breath] master, forgive me, I must unleash my true potential in this time of great struggle
>disperses into pure shadow energy and reforms behind him
>eyes flowing black, misty shadow smoke wisping off of them
>conjure a katana of pure shadow magic, infinitely sharp
>with a serious of three precise swift cuts and yelling japanese spells he is struck down
>he starts bleeding black shadow blood and cursing me and my dojo
>from far away on the great training peak, my Master watches onward, in awe of the true power he was spurred within me
>he doesn't know if he can control the monster I've become...

continued in episode 2.

We'll I'd probably think it's a new normie meme like that awful "what are thoooseeee" shit. So I'd probably say nah and and try to speed up and get away.

>>36330095
>Ayo you callin my girl a bitch whiteboi? BRAP BRAP

*looks at you menacingly via facebook live*

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>>36330091
Its not a good world we live in anon. It just took me too long to figure it out.

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>>36329799
*teleports behind him*
nothin personal kid

YO DAWG DAT BITCH JOY LANE FUCKED ME OVER TOO. FUCK DAT HO FO REAL

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>>36330145
>large angry black man starts farting on you

>>36330284
AYYO SHE CHEAT ON ME WITCHU THO???? *BANG BANG BANG*

>Shocking Touch
>Malediction
>Oath Of Desecration
>Lacerate
>backstab etc
joy lane

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>>36330118
How do people come up with this shit?

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>Fuck you nigger! Joy fuckin' Lane! Now shoot me!
>tfw sweet release of death

>>36330365
mostly playing fantasy games like WoW and laughing at anime autists

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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND EAT MY SNACKS AND WATCH ANIME YOU FUCKING FAT FUCKFKACKKCFKSDGF=JNO

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If I was being mugged by an armed guy, would screaming "YES DO IT, RELEASE ME. PULL THE TRIGGER. THANK YOU GOD FOR LENDING YOUR HAND. I WILL SEE YOU SOON MOTHER" and then just crying while shaking and moaning make him leave me alone? Serious question.

>>36330118
>hear menancing shieet behind you
>"You fool, you merely conjured the shadow energy....I have become pure shadow energy"
>SHADOW BULLET OVERDRIVE
>A pure black bullet fires out of the clip
>it turns into a black hole pulling you towards it
>"NOW CUZ SAY JOY LANE OR YO ASS IS GETTIG ASPGETTIFIED"

>>36330490
the guy was dead set on killing. it was in complete cold blood. old man could've said anything and he still would have gotten capped

infinitely fucked up situation, but true. your question is like asking if some crazed school shooter would stop because some kid was having a breakdown. NOPE!

>>36330490
I am also curious. Wish we had more documented last words

CNN says he's white.

>>36330075
Is this a good movie

>>36330516
>split into three perfect duplicates, disjointing the bullet
>[echoed] simple mortal. You thought you could defeat a master of the shadow by such simple means? [echoed chuckle]
>all three shadowy clones walk towards him menacingly
>AWW SHIIEET, IM OUTTA HERE
>he tries to run but falls to the ground from a simple mind blast, grasping his temples out of pain
>the two side clones walk into him until they reach him, at which point they combust into black fire
>AHHHHH SHIIIEEEET MY NIGGA IM ON FIRE N SHEEEEYIT
>suspend him in mid air with a simple telekinesis spell
>You were a fool before, mortal. But now, to dare deceive a god king...
>[looks at the gun, scoffs]
>...with THIS?

>chuckle
>he burns alive and screams until all that's left is shadowy smouldering ash
>hover away

>>36314456
Was this him

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This from earlier

>>36329799
kick him in the nuts snatch his gun and then shoot his dick and then run

>>36330576
Yeah it's great. Give it a watch

>>36330610
Some other nig that just drove around and did nothing.

>>36330411
ROFL
sad part was joy was probably ratchet for liking a man like that

>>36330653
goddamn I just want this to be confirmed before I go to bed

could have at least given a general area

>>36330038
this is why love you guys..my exact reaction kek

>huh? What was that?
>I said say Joy Lane muthafucka!
>who the fuck is joe lame dawg?
>I said JOY LANE! Do you understand me? Say Joy Lane or imma pop a cap in yo ass!
>alright, alright, chill man. So you said joy lame right?
>NO I SAID JOY LANE!
>shoots air in anger
>man idk what you're talking about bruh. Can you write that shit down or something?
>he gets confused and runs back to the car looking for a pen + paper
>people begin to wander into the vicinity because of the gunshot and I make a run for it while he's in the car
4d chess

>>36329799
This nigger looks like jidenna, what the fuck.

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>>36329799
I'd probably just try to tackle him as he pulls out his gun. If that doesn't work, well, I'm dead.

>>36330842
LMFAOOOO right? with the beard and shit

Does anybody have the video of the shooting? Haven't seen it yet.

>>36330777
>lucky digits

The guy was gonna get killed no matter what was said. The dude is absolutely off his rocker.

>>36329799
>be 35 year old blackbot
>no gf
>work a shitty job
>meet a single mother with kids
>decide to date her, want to marry her
>she asks you take her and her kids on vacations
>she asks you take her on gambling trips
>you spend all of your money
>file for bankrupcty
>tell her you will work through it
>she says shes no longer "in love" with you but that you are a "nice guy" (as she quoted to CBS)
>you go on a killing spree

>>36330929
>be me
>start projecting all this shit onto a dumb ass shooter
>kill my self

>>36330883
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right! xD

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Is joy lane a reference or something?

>>36330959
it was his girlfriend

>>36330949
>he didnt watch the killers manifesto videos
>he didnt see the interview with the ex gf who calls him a nice guy

>>36330890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1k5NvWcy0c

>>36330929
to me it would've felt better to just shoot the kids and torture jane to death instead of killing ten random innocent people. He only killed those people because they were in the vicinity of her social work office.

>>36331023
I saw them. The dudes a failed nor is at best, not a robot.

>>36330609
lmao high af and i love autism shit like this

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>tfw ur pussy not good enough to kill for
>just say joy lane and get it over with

>>36331357
If I could get away with it I'd leave your body somewhere safe

>no
now what?

>>36330959
he got cucked hard so he started killing people

>>36330866
Tackling a big ass nigga twice your size

Yeah, good luck.

>>36329799
Can I get a Q U I C K R U N D O W N?

desu orig desu orig

JOY LANE, JOY LANE, JOY LANE, JOY LAAAAAAANE
I'M BEGGIN' WITH YA PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY LIFE

>>36331289

Fucking kill yourself you normie piece of shit

>>36332086
lol shouldn't talk to people like that you virgin

Can't wait for this meme murderer to fade away from relevancy.

>>36329799
"joy lane for me right quick"
Yeah...I'm that kind of person.

>>36332166
It's not murder if it happens to people like you

>>36331046
404, got a liveleak upload?

>>36332196
He's going to kill you whether you say it or not. Mine as well make him roll his eyes before he does it.

>>36332228
Google it faggot.

>>36332231
I never said he wouldn't kill you. Just that it'd be justified

>>36332228

http://heavy.com/news/2017/04/stevie-steve-stephens-cleveland-facebook-live-video-shooting-shooter-gunman-killer-photos-pictures-victims/

oregano

>>36332247
couldn't find it but this popped up:

http://www.complex.com/life/2017/04/uber-passenger-threatening-driver-false-rape-accusations-video

>>36332125
>on the fourth chanel
>using virgin as an insult

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>>36329799
>forgive me master but I must go all out, just this once.

>>36332306
It's an insult wherever you are

>>36332280
Then you suck because I found it on Liveleak and there are a tonne of reuploads of it

>>36332277
How can you be so heartless. If it were up to me I would torture him to death cutting off his limbs and genitals before drowning him

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kek

What a terrible time to be a fat Black woman named "Joy Lane".

>>36332083
underrated post o shit