How can I learn to mimic the normalfags' mannerisms and ways of speaking? Being myself will just leave me lonely and jobless forever.
>>36329500
You keep attempting to do it until one day you get it down. Took me years of trial and error, but worked for me in the end(:
>>36329500
say "man" after everything, wear sunglasses and sleeveless shirts, have a haircut that's shorter at the sides and wear cologne
>>36329500
just b yourself my man ;-)
originalio
I want to fuck Creepy Susie.
>>36329754
I want to BE Creepy Susie
>>36329779
then be Creepy Susie familio
>>36329779
Before, after or during the fucking?
This is now a Creepy Suzie thread
>>36329500
how to be popular - by me
its not hard to understand:
you have to conform to the normalfag in every aspect to be accepted. you have to like their music, their sports, their humor, their activities, everything. why? because you need to be able to relate to them. if you can relate to them then they can relate to you and thus, friendship. if you can relate to many people and like things that most normalfags like, for example, rap music or liberalism.
you cant do it any other way brother, this is the only non awkward way do to it and also a chance for you to learn how to make relationships, but remember.
YOU MUST CONFORM TO THEM, THEY WILL NOT CONFORM TO YOU. EVER.
>>36329908
>yesss... good goy!
>follow everything mainstream!
>become a liberal!
>lose your individuality!
>Jews are good!
Memes aside this is complete shit tier advice. Only follow this if you want to become a respectless tool.
>>36329952
you have no better advice and no proof to prove me wrong
you have to be relatable and like similar things there is no other way you can make friends other than liking and acting exactly like them
>>36329500
don't think twice about anything and think everything about you manners
>>36329803
I'm trying my best anon
>>36329826
Always
>>36329893
well, had this forever and never posted it
>>36330054
good and origanal posttt
>>36329500
>learn to mimic the normalfags' mannerisms
Observation, observation. If you do not get taken for a perv, you probably haven't observed hard enough.
Or just use a cam, rewind helps.