>Dad got his first girlfriend at 14
>Gotten STD's from different women
>Fucked my mom (I'm a child born out of wedlock)
>Has told I could have brothers and sisters that I don't know about
And here I am at 22 and still a virgin. How could I have come from such a turbo-Tyroneand not get laid?
Anyone else out there have promiscuous dads?
>tfw aidsbaby
JUST
Is your mom white? That's all that matters
>>36330011
no my mom is black too
>>36330011
>triple dubs
Checked
Blox
My dad has always been an ultra-Chad, had me at 14 with my mom who's 10 years older than him and I wasn't even his first kid. Even after marrying my mom, over the years still Chadded it up when appropriate and at mom's approval, like having an affair with a female boss for a promotion, or with a few different faculty at various schools me and my sister went to.
I know I have more than a few half-siblings because I've met or even known some, meanwhile I'm here as a KHV. I wonder if dad had some Chadly sons instead of me.
Do you know how stressful being chadrone is?
You go bald really early, you're constantly scared shitless the unfaithful bitch you're with will get pregnant.
I wish I was you.
You should do the Ancestry genetic test, you can often get it for only $79. You just spit in a tube and mail it in. I was adopted and ended up finding some distant cousins who very quickly helped me find my biological parents (I was born out of wedlock, but weirdly, after they gave me away, they got married, then had another kid, so I have a 100% sister just a few counties away). My mother is dead and father has been cagey about "admitting" to me even though we match as parent-child genetically and the adoption documents (non-identifying) describe him and his family to a T. Will eventually pursue several options but am giving it a rest right now, since even having certainty after living decades never thinking I would know is still mind-boggling. All just from spitting in a tube.
You could well find half-siblings this way.