what are my chances to get a real african tribe gf? REALLY want

almost nonexistant

mangos and pears

>>36328796
>african gf
>aids

are you sure you want to take the chance anon?

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>>36328830
aids are not a big problem outside southern africa

Slim but not zero, I got to do it during a volunteer work stay there.

>>36328884
>implying mosquitos with aids cant go to northern Africa

>>36328796
>tfw no 7 foot tall african gf who will ride my dick for the first time in front of the village while they rhythmically chant and bang drums to the rhythm of us fucking and then all cheer and then go "yeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyee!" and do a little dance when I bust a nut up inside her

why even live

>>36328796
Have you considered joining the peace corps?

>>36329087
>mosquitos with aids

That's not actually a thing

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/if-a-used-needle-can-tran/

>>36328796
>what are my chances to get a real african tribe gf? REALLY want to impregnate one of these

This is gonna sound really insensitive but you can just impregnate one without them being your gf anon.

Go on a month long trip to africa, see the continent, impregnate some african tribe virgin girl, come back and never think about her again

>>36328884
>aids are not a BIG problem outside southern africa
Yeah, fuck that

Enjoy your AIDS and malaria.

I doubt women from tribes like this are willing to fuck a man from outside of their tribe.

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>>36329132
feels fucking bad man

>>36329172
but what if want to raise the child and cuck a white girl to raise it with me, just imagine it, that sounds pleasant as fuck

>>36329163
i guess i was wrong sorry anon

>>36328796
good luck getting your 8 foot tall nignog wife op

>>36329132
Hahahahaha holy shit
fuck, now there's another thing i'll never do

>>36329132

I don't legitimately laugh out loud much, but I had a fit over that post. Thank you Anon

For real Africans are chill as fuck, it's black Americans that ruin it for everyone else.

I just want to wear a fancy hand-made blanket while I walk around for 16 hours a day and drink cow's blood & dig for honey and wild vegetables.

>>36329322
>dig for honey
what? nice dubs btw

>>36328796
seems possibly imo. Just go to Africa, buy a thousand dollars worth of goats or something and make a trade with her father. I doubt she will be a virgin because, you know, Africa but I'm sure with enough goats in your pocket any thing can be bought. The only thing you have to worry about is sometimes they do rituals before letting you into their family and you may have to drink your father in laws cum. Still probably easier and cheaper than getting a white gf.

Saw some anon here claiming they got asked by one of these women to impregnate them, no strings attached. Might have been on /int/

>>36329377
In a lot of places, including but not limited to Africa, bees will often build their nests underground.

There was one of those food-travel shows that showed it quite nicely.

Either the Andrew Zimmern or Anthony Bourdain ones, let me see if I can;t find it.

>>36329172
This. Not a virgin one but got to do it. Felt a little weird leaving a kid behind though.

>>36329687
Greentext me that shit f a m

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b-but then you'll be race mixing a-and that's degenerate!

>>36329798
>After highschool parents on my case about me doing something
>Get pushed into going to Africa (Tanzania) to help via a church effort
>Go there in a small program of several others where I'm to help teach English and computer use
>Get shoved off on a tribal milf to live with her and her family
>We liked each other not in that way at first but due to a weird cultural problem she was having and pressure to marry someone she didn't want to
>To avoid this we faked being a potential couple but then actually tried it out
>She got pregnant from our time together but didn't mind so much since she already had two kids
>I requested an extension to stay past my original duration so could be there for her and after the baby came

It was a pretty rewarding experience overall and I miss it at times but it was a hard life for sure compared to living here. Kind of considered for awhile maybe even marrying her so she could come here but I understood it wouldn't work and now she's married. To someone she's happy with so that's nice.

>>36329969
Tfw you cucked a black tribal dude and he's ok with it.

>>36330554
Well not directly but if raising a guy's kid counts then sure. The father of her other kids before mine had died though which is where the pressure for her to remarry came from.

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>tfw will never knock up a 7ft tall african bitch and raise the kids to be NBA players so they make me a millionaire

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>you will never be this guy

>>36331104
I am really glad, I'd rather die a KHV

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>>36328796
>tfw south african
>tfw 100% zulu blood
>tfw still a hiki virgin
>tfw no tribe gf to impregnate

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>>36331175
>i'm a faggot
that's all i read

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>>36331104
>3 naked hookers
>still hoverhands

robot confirmed

>>36331104
Those negresses are fuck ugly, why'd I want that, there a reason niggers don't want their own women

>>36331194
How's life over there?
What is your computer like? (Are you still using Windows 98?)

How are you able to get away with sitting at home and shitposting all day?

Do you have to go out and hunt for your food?

How's the weather this time of year?

Are you black or white?

How common is it to see a lion or a zebra?

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>>36331310
>there's no modern cities in Africa

>>36331351
I'm just not sure what their modern is like, and I'd really like to know.

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>>36331310
>How's life over there?
shit

>What is your computer like? (Are you still using Windows 98?)
no got a full gaming battlestation

>How are you able to get away with sitting at home and shitposting all day?
-uni scholarship
-doing english honours
-don't attend any seminars just read by myself and email in assignments

>Do you have to go out and hunt for your food?
kek

>How's the weather this time of year?
cold as fuck and i have no heater

>Are you black or white?
black

>How common is it to see a lion or a zebra?
used to live across the street from a game reserve so pretty much everyday during childhood (zebras and buck, not lions)

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>>36331408
Is this what you're always surrounded with?

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>>36331386
is this modern enough for you?

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>>36331501
No but have a funeral to atend later this week so probably will see that shit

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>>36331528
What the fuck, is this forreal what southern Africa is like?

>>36331408
How do you guys view the white people living among you?

Are they seen as criminal scum?

Do you get along?

>>36331568
You're South African, why can't you just go out and rape? Isn't your country the rape capital of the world?

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>>36329132
MY FUCKING SIDES AND MY FUCKING LIFE
I can't stop laughing and I'm also now upset I can't do this.

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>>36331568
Is it normal to see tiddies everywhere you go?

Or is it like a special occasion thing?

(if yes to either above)

Is it weird to see? Or is this the norm and there's absolutely nothing special about seeing tiddies in public?

>>36331592

Anon are you retarded? Here's a brief history of South Africa

>le evil white man comes
>builds successful countries and co-exists with tribesmen
>the eternal Anglo decides to stir shit up between them
>takes their land during the conflict and merges it with his
>things are still going okay and cities like this get built
>communists and boycotting force the end of apartheid
>whites no longer rule
>Africa is now a shithole but there's still white people who are very attached to the land and upkeep the old stuff

Other parts of the cities are trashed.

>>36329132

I'm laughing but I'm also sad now.

>tfw you'll never be a colonialist and fuck women from all over the world

Why even live.

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>>36331714
Oh I see.
Forgive me. I'm a really sheltered American and never learned this stuff.

Thanks for the tl;dr
I appreciate that

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>>36331592
Nairobi is Kenya's capital, that's East Africa

this is South Africa

did you seriously fall for the "Africa is a big big desert full of mud huts and starving children" meme they show you on TV?

>>36331771
Most people here have only been educated at /pol/ university

>>36331757

It's okay, I thought this was /pol/ so I was confused why you didn't know, then I realized its /r9k/.

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>>36331592
>How do you guys view the white people living among you?
personally, nothing really. Some old black people and 'woke' youths still have a chip on their shoulder
>Are they seen as criminal scum?
nah white is still elite class

>Do you get along?
White people are rich minority. If you manange to cross the divide from poor blacks to live among rich whites it's because you learned to get along with them.

>>36331594
beta manlet, I'd get fucked up

>>36331665
no, only at traditional events but its family titties so not really interesting

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>>36331855
>family titties

Oh shit.
As in you get to see your hot cousins and sister walking around top less?
>tfw wasn't born south African

So is there any shame in that? Because here in the US that would be super weird and awkward(and hot), but do you guys see it as just a totally normal, men kinda thing?

>>36331855
Why are you savages monkeys burning alive your fellow African brothers and sisters? We should have let the white people continue ruling over your idiotic asses, stupid cunts.

>>36331950
Only South Africans do this shit, in west and east Africa we wear clothes even the backwards tribal people.

You stupid crackers are pathetic and disgusting, stay out of Africa

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>>36332030
Are west and east Africa more advanced than south Africa?

>>36328796
Your going to have to travel to africa, probably hire some security and kidnap or buy one

>>36332130
Then your going to have to get it back to your country and get it a full medical exam, and then it might be safe to fuck it..


Is it really worth all that anon?

>>36331950
Sorry. Meant to write 'meh', not men.

>>36328884
>that tiny boob
You are sure you want that?

>>36332073
>west africa
lol

No! We can't let this thread die just yet. I still have some unanswered questions posted above.

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>you will never impregnate her
how can i deal with this feeling

>>36331855
>family titties
Who has the best tits in your family? Please describe the top 3.

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>she will never milk your dick with her huge hands

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>>36328796
I see you are also a man of culture and taste.
Conquistador for life.

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>you will never bang these ass

>>36330655
>>36329969
Jesus Christ anon you are the devil. That baby is going to have an identity crisis

>>36333235
>Jesus Christ anon you are the devil. That baby is going to have an identity crisis
no he won't lmao

he will have the same identity as all the other boys there. he will be fine

>>36331855
>Not kicking them out for apartheid
South Africa has blessed climate for producing agriculture, it's one of the only African countries not severely affected by El Nino and climate change. It's also Extremely rich is Diamonds and next to other countries they continue to exploit.

They didn't stay because they were "attached", you are getting played big time.

>>36333289
Are you white? If yes, then it will. If not then maybe depending on how their tribe looks.

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>ywn march through the forests of Europe and impregnate blonde qts
>ywn sail through the Mediterranean and impregnate tanned qts
>ywn travel the deserts of the Middle East and impregnate gift wrapped qts
>ywn trek the humid grasslands of Southern Asia and impregnate Hindu qts
>ywn cross the many oceans and impregnate island qts
>ywn explore the exotic New World and impregnate jungle qts
>ywn traverse the plains of North America and impregnate redskin qts
>ywn ride across the steppes of Central Asia and impregnate nomad qts
>ywn settle in the Far East and impregnate oriental qts
>ywn colonise the savannahs of Africa and impregnate tribal qts
>ywn claim Australia and impregnate convict qts
>ywn fly to distant planets and impregnate Alien qts

>>36333422
kek even if he is white you have no fucking idea what life is there

>>36332453
this has become my new fetish