Who /not a virgin/ here? How did it go, how did it happen? How

>>36327303
Oh I forgot to post my own thing....

Long story short is that I had just barely turned 18 and was bar-hopping with a friend every weekend. He brought me to this one bar where his group of friends hung out. There was a cute goth girl there that I would see in the hallways at school, and I was also sort of goth-ish. She was also dating one of the guys there.

Since we both had that much in common and both spoke the same language we spent a lot of time together at the bar. Nothing happened the first time.

Next weekend was the same thing, me and her doing shots at the bar and smoking cigarettes. Her boyfriend would pop in every so often to kiss and and smack her ass or something and be like "hey buddy don't fuck my girlfriend haha just kidding but no seriously".

Then a few hours later, from what I can recall because I was so drunk, we went back to her place and I fucked his girlfriend. No condor, nutting in her two or three times.

The morning after she was like "oh hey it's you" and asked if I wanted to date, I said yes and she broke up with the other guy and we dated for like 6 months.

I did tell her I was virgin after we did it (don't do that) but she laughed and said I was cute.

Anyways, I consider myself a cyborg. I can sometimes be around normies for like 20 minutes at a time if I really have to, like those polynesian deep-sea diving tribal people, but then I always have to go back to my anime and vidya and edgy music.


My sex life since then has been exponentially bad and more sparse.

Was always a loner basement dweller that almost never interacted with anyone except by PC, because typing is far easier than talking, to me. Anyway, I'd been working for awhile, nightshift janitor stuff, perfect robot job honestly, I miss it. Was about a decade ago, back when myspace was still a thing, so I decided to try something, an experiment.

To see if I could get some chick to fuck me without ever showing her a picture, just with words alone. Talked to this girl for about six months, just bullshitting every day for hours, slowly prying info out of her, eventually learning she lived about an hour or so away from me. She was pretty cute too, bit of a butterface, but had a nice slim body and cute b-cups and some delicious abdomens. At first she didn't seem interested, but, then I mentioned I was a virgin, so I wouldn't be any good anyway, and she fucking jumped at the chance to come and put another cock-notch on her belt or whatever.

We watched movies for a few hours, eventually moving on to kissing and touching. And then our pants came off. I'd been hard as a rock from the kissing, but as soon as it came time to do the deed, I lost my erection multiple times. It was so stressful, so embarassing, so goddamn frightening I thought my heart was going to seize up. The physical, naked contact was the worst. I've always hated touching and being touched, but being inside her was the worst manner of physical contact I've ever had. It was awful, so, so fucking awful. I lasted maybe fifteen minutes, going between semi-hard and full erection until I pulled out and blew a nut on her stomach. She got up, got dressed, and left without more than a few words. I'm not sure what she was expecting, but she probably didn't regret it anywhere near as much as I did.

I'd rather be alone than do ANY of that shit again. 2D is the way for me, and I regret wasting my virginity on some trashy girl. Never heard from her again after that, she removed me from msn, myspace, everything.

>>36327530
>nightshift janitor stuff, perfect robot job honestly, I miss it.

This is all besides the point of my own thread, but fuck yes I am looking to get a janitorial job. I sort of had one for a while, I regret ever quitting it. it's a great job for most robots.

I just want to clean shit, it's so simple and satisfying, not deal with people who can't read the fine print on anything or sometimes the big bold giant letters right in front of their face.

>>36327303
Not gonna go in details but basically fucked a girl on tinder. I thought losing virginity was really important baka. Haven't had sex ever since, maybe because I'm a loner or I just don't give a fuck.
I realized sex wasn't as amazing as I thought sure it boost your ego to fuck a lot of women but you don't actually accomplish anything.

>>36327834
Exactly. The whole "reeee you can't be a robot if you've had sex" meme isn't really true.


Once you have sex, especially as a one-night stand it's like "well now what? .....I have to try and make this happen but this time it'll probably be even harder"

I'm older so I had to find sluts on random websites and work hard for it like that other anon with myspace, I can't imagine how it easy it is now when everyone has fuck-apps on their phone.

no one gives a shit fucking normalfag fuck off

>>36327931
Oh, poor you, contributing to the problem of casual sex and unable to find a committed relationship. Poor, poor you.

I fucked a girl in my closet in highschool. I don't know why we were in my closet.

>>36328538
>>36328612
ree XD tendies XD poopoopeepee XD

>>36328641
Poor you, actively engaged in destroying the chances of attaining that which you desire. It's pottery when you think about it.

>1st time
I was like 4 or 5. Had sex with the neighbor boy. Fucked him in the ass, then when it was mine turn, apparently my ass was shitty so I went to wipe but someone had just came home so luckily I didn't take the dick.

>2nd? Not sure.
Did it with a female "cousin" (my half brother's cousin) around age 5 or 6. Don't remember if I stuck it in but we got caught.

>2nd time
6 or 7 went over family's house out of state. watched porn with my 11-12 year old cousin (the guy turned out to not be my real dad so w/e, not really my cousin). I ate her out because I lost a coin flip or something. I think I may have stuck it in, can't remember.

>6-9
Had sex with younger cousins (twin boy and girl) some times. Did it practically every day with the girl until they moved.

>13
Had sex with gay friend. Let him suck my dick and I fucked him in the ass after. I couldn't fit in so I had to use lube. Came in his ass and undies.

24 now. Haven't had sex since. I wish I could take all that fucked up shit back to have sexual karma.

Lost it to my oneitis at the time.

Realized very quickly afterwards I wasn't really that into her or girls or even humans generally.

I gave up my chance for wizard powers due to bullshit brain chemicals convincing me I was in love with her. I feel conned.

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>>36328704
>I was like 4 or 5. Had sex with the neighbor boy. Fucked him in the ass, then when it was mine turn, apparently my ass was shitty so I went to wipe but someone had just came home so luckily I didn't take the dick.

This is my face when reading your post, especially the part that I quoted.

How does that even work

Anyone who sticked their dick into a cunt should fuck off and never come back. The only type of non virgin that is allowed on my board is this >>36328704 because it's pretty hilarious

>>36328761
Dunno. My dad... not my dad, had a lot of porn and I became degenerate around 4 or so. Unless you mean the shitty ass part. I was a kid so I guess I didn't wipe well.

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i've only had a handful of sexual experiences.
what irks me is that I have no idea how they happen. they almost seem accidental. I've only had one that wasn't totally horrible, but she's flaky and ended up dating somebody else

used to be a college leftist, got pressured into letting guys suck my dick. one was a trap. think alice from superjail.

officially lost my virginity at the age of 23 when I got my wallet stolen. some ghetto woman took advantage of me. shameful story.

the closest I ever got to a gf was a woman 10 years older than me- we were both residents at an artists' community and I, having been burned by the qt I liked, was settling for what was available. She was an alcoholic who would get really ghetto and verbally abuse me. it went on for like 3-4 months before I got fed up and left.
Looking back, that was one experience that really inspired me to try to turn my life around. I started lifting. Around that time I was reading Mishima and considering the lifting thing and I remember her getting really upset at pics of swole muscle dudes. It seemed she was in love with my beta-ness. She wanted a soft beta dude to torment but also got mad at me for not being more assertive. Maybe I partly did it to spite her. I don't know.
that's a plus at least.

life hurts r9k. even if you get lucky a few times, it doesn't get easier.

Does abuse count?
Because I lost my virginity in middle school.

>>36328704
>>36328704
>>36328704
Ooooh fuck.

Forgot about this one:

>Kindergarten
>Sleeping on cot next to this qt girl
>We both show one another our genitals
>touch them together
>hear teacher
>pretend to sleep

never mind, not as exciting as I thought it was gonna be but I'll post this anyway since I've finished typing it.

>>36328910
>officially lost my virginity at the age of 23 when I got my wallet stolen. some ghetto woman took advantage of me. shameful story.

details pls

>>36328910
>used to be a college leftist, got pressured into letting guys suck my dick. one was a trap.
>I got my wallet stolen. some ghetto woman took advantage of me

Are you sure that this is not just /pol/ alt-right erotica fiction

partner count is 10 girls (12 if you count oral sex). Lost track of how many girls ive kissed.

Most were prostitutes. Sex without intimacy is just enhanced masturbation (some ways its even worse). Dont feel like youre missing out on a lot. Even love fades for most people, dont be jealous of normies

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>>36328910
>got pressured into letting guys suck my dick
>a trap. think alice from superjail
MADMAN
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>>36327303
>How did it go, how did it happen?
It went well, but I didn't cum. We were co-workers that liked each other and I asked her to spend the night with me.
>How much spaghetti was spilled?
None
>Do you still consider yourself a robot Cyborg? Normie?
Cyborg I guess
>How has your sex life been since?
None since we broke up

>>36327303
>be 17 in highschool
>have a friend who is 20
>his roommate who's female & 21 moves out to a different place
>she's on IRC one night, says she's bored
>say I'm bored too
>she says come over
>go get ratshit drunk
>can't even walk
>youthful boner
>we fuck
>can't feel anything because so drunk
>pass out on top of her while fucking


aaannndddd then in the morning her housemate who was in love with her walked into the room and shit got awkward for him

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>>36329011
>>36328910

Really now

what exactly is the missing story between

>used to be a college leftist

and

>got pressured into letting guys suck my dick

I was a college leftist and absolutely 0 guys sucked my dick.

I mean one emo kid with purple hair put the offer on the table but I politely declined because that is not my cup of tea.

>>36327303
>How did it go
bloody and sweaty she was a virgin too.
>how did it happen?
she found a porn of her older sister had but didn't want to watch it alone, we were both 13 and very dumb (ie sex was this "awesome" thing that we didn't really understand), we watch it in her families basement, after about a half hour of watching a naked couple fuck and neck we were stripping clothes
>How much spaghetti was spilled?
in the moment not much, the next day it was a lot more awkward because we never really had those kinds of feelings for each other, we were more friends that got caught up in hormones.
>How has your sex life been since?
we are still fucking each other seven years later as FWB. We date other people but never tell them about our side shit, usually kills the relationship because we are both to chicken shit to share with people we are fucking as well as neither of us want to end the fucking (we still don't see each other as compatible spouses however) She seems fine but it's starting to stress me out because if either of us find "the one" it will be a long and bloody mess unless they are ok in sharing and/or joining in on the action.

>>36328997
>>36329011

I'm not bullshitting. This is painful shit from my past that I try not to let drag me down. I'm only opening up because this seems like the only place I can vent.

The college leftist thing- I was hanging out with Trotskyists- spergy bookish types, who had a cordial relationship with Anarchists, who were more spontaneous and impulsive. I'm a white dude who is kinda shy. There was a definite subtle undercurrent of shame over wanting to fuck girls, and so I feel I temporarily experimented with being 'bi' out of desperation.

The virginity thing- there was some project stemming from the occupy protests where we were trying to fix up a mansion and start some co-op business to revitalize a neighborhood and all that gay shit. Some black girl sees me come out of the fancy house on my way to get in my car and go to board game night with my friends and starts coming on to me, saying I look like christian bale. She grabs my junk. I follow her to her place and do the deed. After I left, I realize I left my wallet on the table. I go back and she won't let me in. I bang on her door for a bit and she starts screaming about how she's going to call the cops or something. I gave up and went to board game night with my friends, driving without a license. At least they tried to cheer me up.

I fuck whenever I want just about. It is pretty sweet but there is more to life. Don't overblow sex.

>>36328704
>sexual karma

Pls be true

Do you still count as a virgin if you didn't cum?

>>36329249
>constantly cheating on everyone you meet
>still think "the one" is gonna be ok with this bullshit, and be down for a 3some?

I don't know what your idea of "the one" is, but she sounds like a degenerate and horrible person, just like you.

>>36327303

I-im not sure you be the judge
>be black
>very proud not the slightest insecure about it
>dont date white women
>decide to lead on some white girl for the sake of nudes
>i was a kv and needed practice sexting and wanted a second opinion on my dick
>i eventually sent her dick pics
>she loves them, its "bigger than [she] expected or imagined" and "beautiful"
>Surely this will have no repercussions
>we're talking constantly out of habit
>she invites me over to her house to get high and watch movies
>i get there
>one air mattress
>the trap is set
>everythings fine until were both laying down and she starts playing footsie
>this quickly evolved into me sucking, choking and fingering her
>keep going on and off wrestling with my soul
>couldn't get hard because i dont like white women and was too busy hating myself
>still her biggest
>dry humped and fingered her all night/morning and also got the succ
So idk. I may as well not be a virgin i feel defiled and ashamed. That being said she told me she wouldn't have thought was a virgin, and i did pretty good. She scratched the shit outta me all night

>>36327303
I fucked some internet slut when I was 32 (thirty-two) years old. it was pretty shit; the girl was shit and smelled like shit.

I haven't had sex since then because I only got insanely lucky (??) that one time. It's been a few years. I still fantasize about having sex and also having it be good sex one day. Normies/sexhavers just make me salty (with myself); don't take the reeing seriously.

>>36329399
Say it with me: No Nut Still Pure

>>36329747
This is true.

I met some fat punk girl online when I was 17 and she gave me the succ - twice - but I was too nervous to cum and I still virgin-walked everywhere after that.

>>36329293
>I fuck whenever I want just about
>tripfag
>this person posts on r9k
GET OUT

>>36329407
hey it's like drugs honestly, you get hook and it's hard to quit because it feels good.

>>36327303
Lost my virginity in a beach bathroom in 09, me and the new gf at the time were just messing around getting physical, one thing lead to the next and we both agreed to have sex and lose our virginities to each other. I'm cyborg as fuck cause I barely keep my social mask on but somehow it works. After her my sex life has been ok, but not great. she ended up dating a friend and that kinda fucked with my head on how I view women and relationships, so I'm sure if I wasn't exposed to that trauma then I'd be atleast get average count pussy but getting a lay a year isnt all that bad for a guy who bumbles through most interactions with women