I have a task for you to prove you are in control of your body.

>>36326944

Retards will actually do this.

Post a pic of you doing it, fag.

>>36326944
I'm fine anon, one of my friend had testicular torsion and it's not something I'd like to experience.

>>36326944
No, but I will mix bleach and ammonia, put a penny in it then blow on it with a straw to agitate it.
Or the spoon thing.

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For the autists here, this will cut off the testicle's blood supply. Extremely painful and can leave you unconscious.

tl;dr OP is a subhuman and wants you to suffer

>>36327015
>the spoon thing
I know all the others, but I've never heard about the spoon thing. What is it?

>>36327138

boil a spoon, then instantly put it under cold water, it will shatter like a shrapnel grenade.

>>36326944

I did this 11 years ago cause some asshole on /b/ said it was a great way to jerk off.

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>>36327138
one of my favourites origg

>>36327270
>>36327178
>>36327138
>being new
I just tried to find the old troll image that asks you to wrap it in duct tape then light it on fire and then dose it with cold water, but couldn't find it. Damned censorship. Guess I'll have to make one myself. I miss people arguing over what gas it created; mustard or nerve, then some guy would say it just makes it rainbow colors.

>>36327362

>was on /b/ in 2006
>new

nigger please

>>36327178
You are meant to:
1. wrap the spoon handle with 6 layers of duct tape
2. hold the spoon just above the flame of a lighter for 2 to 3 minutes
3. immediately turn on the faucet on cold water
4. efficiently learn how hand grenades kill people

>>36327379
Then you should know you lying newfaggot.

>>36326944
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Why would you deliberately persuade a guy to give themselves testicular torsion?

>>36327362
>he fell for the hating new users meme
holy shit you are literally new. This site has always been shit and there has always been a constant stream of new users. THATS THE WHOLE JOKE FAGGOT.

literally loling right now, I bet you were on /b/ like 3 years ago and just wanna blend in with "omg summer xD"

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>>36327431
Get out if you are not nearly 30 or over 30 you child.
>found a gay version of it

>>36327397

I was on 4chan when you were in kindergarten you little cunt, I was here when george bush was in office, I was here when that psychotic guy who had a cp website would constantly spam 4chan and moot with emails asking for ad space. you don't know shit

Do not do this.

Do not try the spoon shit.
Do not try and create "crystals"/Mustard Gas.
etc.

Don't try things you read on 4chan, unless its legitimate advice like see a doctor. Don't ever be like that guy on /b/ years ago that tried to circumcise his own dick for his girl, made a bloody mess. Came back a month later and it was starting to rot from infection and he was asking to go to a doctor, then he came back 2 months after that and it was basically just necrotic and he was still asking questions on what to do.

Don't do stupid shit.

>>36327402
Internet super heroes m8t.

>>36327485

why did you have to remind me of that originolio

>>36327463
>youre not over 30

This gets better and better. Get a fucking life dude this is a website for highschoolers how pathetic. are you literally a fat virgin who never even kissed a girl?

>>36327466
Of course you were anon. I sure do believe you.

>>36327548

I bet you don't even remember toxic jester, fucking sad shit

>>36327571
Stop being so mad n00b. I've left the thread already.

>>36327571
Shut up David.

Originakl

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>>36327402
Balls should suffer.

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All it did was make my right ball really big and my left ball shirnk

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>>36328732
Left ballll

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>>36328757
Both ballll

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>>36328732
>>36328757
>>36328768
timesstamp or gtfo
oregam0

>>36328732
>>36328757
>>36328768
Go to the fucking hospital right now you idiot. Seriously go right now.

>>36328757
>Update
Absolute madman

>>36327032
>>36327402
>>36327485
It's natural selection. Retards will actually do this and potentially sterilize themselves, destroying any chance they had at propagating their genes. Your doing God's work, OP.

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i heard if you sit on the floor like pic related and then kinda bounce yourself up and down like if you were bouncing on a dildo it untwists the nut. heard this from a friend of mine that was a wrestler in hs