Tomorrow I will go buy all the easter candy that is on sale for penis on the dollar.
I will take this full truckload of candy to the rainbow gathering and give to cute hippie girls, as much as they can eat.
Does anyone have a better plan for getting laid than that?
>not just stuffing all of it into your fat fucking face
>>36325653
cause vagina anon what about that
>>36324347
>not tricking cute hippie girls into getting fat and unattractive to chads so they can get dumped and hit the wall
If I wasn't scared of leaving the house I would probably end up spending twenty dollars on candy tomorrow.
you really think a bunch of hippies will want your shitty GMO corporate candy?
you want some stinky hippie snatch, just bring lots and lots of drugs, ya dingus
>>36324347
You can go do that but I'm keeping my penis.
>>36324347
>want to go to the rainbow gathering
>live on complete opposite side of country
i just want friends and good times
>>36327518
I can you a ride if you are able to get to boston
>>36327656
I am not able to get to boston. Ill just go another year i guess. plus im in uni and cant afford to miss anything
>penis on the dollar
Fuck you buying candy at
>>36327930
your mom sells candy...
>>36327846
Americans go to college not """"uni"""""
>>36328709
its has the word "university" in its title. i am going to university, or "uni", which id rather type out than "college". why the fuck does it matter?
>>36328795
cause britfags say uni and its gay