who else here straight but having strong urge to get prostate

ur gay buy dildo

Did you mean to post this on lgbt?

Unsurprisingly not an original question

>>36322854
sorry anon you're bicurious

>>36322955
you mean this isn't lgbt? oops

>>36322854
I'm not straight but have that urge. Idk why I think all the guys on grindr are unattractive though. It's weird. One guy who I think is pretty alpha (I'm bottom) messaged me but he hasn't logged on since I responded. Anyway, I'm a virgin to guys but really want to screw around with one.

>>36322984
This board is the grotesque child of pol and lgbt at this point

I've tried dildos but I need to know what the real thing is like.

>>36322854
ur bisexual

Is there a prostate in my throat? If so then yes.

>>36323153
Heaps better desu. Body heat, proximity. Good shit

>>36323250
oh man really

is it really that good

>>36323267
Yeah get railed asap but be very careful about diseases. Jeez though the feeling of a guy really desperate to cum and his heat on your neck then that deep burying as he cums as deep as possible is soooo good

>>36323346
you better not be memeing me because now i'm going to try it

>>36323409
The pleasure of being cummed inside is not a meme. I wish I was being cummed inside right now desu

>>36323453
>The pleasure of being cummed inside is not a meme
wait a second

it is a meme

>>36322854
>who else here straight
>but wants a big cock shoved up ones ass
I'm sorry to have to break this to you Anon.....

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>tfw want to ravage a cute boy and cum inside him
>tfw small pencildick

FCUK

>>36323702
all the more reason to be a popper of cherries. No risk of injury or too much pain

im analoerotic i dont care either way

>>36323951
no, don't make up another fucking word. You like butt stuff, end of story

>>36323951
>im analoerotic i dont care either way
What

>>36323951
this, feels good man

will probably never take dick though because I want to be famous one day

>>36324448
>>36324414
>>36323973
kek neither of you know what analoerotic means
it's

"the lack of attraction to either male or females, or interest in relationships"

It does sound like having an erotic fixation on asses so i can see the confusion.

>>36324484
Get outta here, that's schizoid or asexual.

>>36324484
Sorry, Anon. That's not what analoerotic means anymore. Now it means you only get aroused by buttstuff.

>>36324484
Oh, sorry I didn't know your jargon. Fuck outta here

>>36324484
Get outta here, that's schizoid or asexual

thought this would be oreganoid

>>36324523
d-does that mean that i'm into butt stuff now?

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>>36324673
Yes. Bend over, Anon. I'm going to make you a mommy.

>>36322854
>who else here straight but having strong urge to get prostate massaged by a dude cock?
me except I am not straight

Is lgbt raiding the board or something? The fuck is this?

>>36325657
It's actually better than it was these past few months. /r9k/ has been this way for at least a year and a half

>>36325762
>It's actually better than it was these past few months. /r9k/ has been this way for at least a year and a half
this