What's the most perverted thing you've ever gotten

My sister caught me fapping when I was just getting into the habit of it.
Pretty sure she didn't understand what I was doing at the time, looking spooked with a dick in hand and belly covered in jizz.

>>36313025
>be me in the summer night going home drunk
>horny af
>lay down onto the warm concrete in the middle of the road
>take dick out, starts fapping
>fapping intensifies when I hear a gate open
>jump up and start to walk away, but know fully well that the woman saw me

>>36313025

I wonder how fucked up my life would be if I ever actully got caught sniffing, masturbating and wearing girls panties that live in the same college dorm as I.
Im litterly a sneak god and got copies of some of their keys.

I went from just taking shit from their laundry in the laundry room, dirty and or clean depending on how they handled their laundry box and stuff.

Ive been litterly real life seconds from getting caught. Like getting out of one of their rooms, the door slams, the next half second the girl opens the door to the hallway and im pretending fast as fucking walking with a normal cool pace like i was coming from the direction of the kitchen or something, just greeting her.

Im 25 khv virgin also btw. :)

>>36313025
I've never been caught fapping because I'm not dumb enough to do it with the door unlocked

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>>36313108
Yeah I almost got caught in a basement laundromat at my dorm and had a scene similar to Jurassic Park with the raptors in the kitchen. I turned off the drier to open it up and get some panties and it was the only appliance running at the moment so the girl noticed the silence from down the hall and came to check. Narrow escape but came buckets shortly after since I got tto see what she looked like. Super cute brunette girl

>>36313232
>>36313108
Pretty sure a guy like you two went to my college. The dorm I was in had guys and girls on different floors, but girls still had clothes go missing.

>>36313326
Which college? Or which state?

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>>36313372
North Carolina is the state, it was a small college so I'm not sure if I want to post the name

>>36313414
Oh I'm in Ohio

>>36313025
Mother caught me humping the bed at age 3

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>>36313025
I've been close but never caught, although I have done:
>jacked off with my mother laying next to me, supposedly sleeping
>cum with someone walking into the room, hid my dick in my pants.
>jacked off in school bathrooms a lot, sometimes 2 times a day.

Tfw complete degenerate.

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>>36313025
>fucking the dog
>grandmother walks in and sees
>to this day she still refuses to die