>tfw no Aerith gf >tfw no girl will ever place her hands

My first FF7 playthrough, I heard there was a dating minigame, so I made sure to treat Tifa like a queen and Aeris like a bitch. Best part of the game was when she died.

>>36310577
Her legs are very long

>>36310603
>he didn't date aeris to completely cuck zack
I haven't actually played the game but that sounds hilarious

>>36310603
Why would you choose Tifa over Aerith? Aerith is so cute and perfect! She's way better than Tifa in any way. Tifa dresses like a slut too. Plus she houses Barret and Dyne's daughter. Talk about a coal burner.

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>>36310717
>Why would you choose Tifa over Aerith?

Tifa is canon gf.

I named her Andrea because she looked like my oneitis.

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>>36310733
>Remember my ultimate FF7 save that's still on a memory card in a drawer somewhere in my room from when I was a kid.
>Sudden memory that I named my golden Chocobo "Jessica" As I read the OP
>Called it "Jessica" because I "rode" it all the time and I fancied a girl at school called Jessica
>Sudden urge to fucking kill myself

>>36310717
Apart from the obvious reasons, she's down to earth, self-reliant, tough, and a hard worker. Better mother material.

>>36310733
Tifa is a slut. Aerith is chaste and pure. Just watch Tifa's animation after you win a battle. She stretches to push her tits out as far as possible. Tifa is a roastie. Aerith is the pure virgin waifu.

>>36310797
>>Called it "Jessica" because I "rode" it all the time and I fancied a girl at school called Jessica
>>Sudden urge to fucking kill myself

This is hilarious and even normies did this sort of thing when they were kids. They're just better at selling it as an embarrassing-but-endearing story and not as something that genuinely bothers them. We were all kids once.

Vincent > Yuki > crap > Tifa
Aerith isn't even an option, it'd be like fucking your sister

>>36310813
>Tifa is a roastie.

Tifa's had sex appeal without having any boyfriends. It attracted me even more. I like girls who "have it all" and still wait until marriage

Aeris dressed homely and was a prostitute (literally).

>>36310842
You're gay, we get it.

>>36310850
>Aerith was a prostitute
Going to need a citation. There is no evidence of that.
>inb4 she sells flowers and deflowering means losing virginity so the flowers mean she sold her body

>>36310856
I am an idiot who fucked up and put Vincent instead of Cloud