I'm scared lads
>be me
>fapping furiously
>hear someone at the door
>who the fuck, probably the stupid postman
>see nobody there from afar
>wtf surely someone was knocking
>go closer and see a small somewhat old woman standing outside whom ive never seen
>carefully open the door and ask what she wants
>asks if my dad is home even though my dad lives 2000km away
>tell her no they are not here
>she says ok don't worry and leaves
wat do I'm scared. Especially since i managed to lose my keys a couple of weeks ago now
It's 4:44 am here anon that story makes me scared
>>36310267
wtf u opened the door, now u have let her in be safe boy
>>36310267
Did you finish the fap??
>>36310267
You should keep on fapping and forget all of this. Then go to sleep, I'm so sleepy right now, gonna take a nap
>>36310327
Yeah probably gonna do that even tho it's almost 1pm here
>>36310267
its probably just some old woman with dementia. she might have forgot where she lives
>>36310267
RUN AWAY NIGGA. IF YOU SEE HER ONE MORE TIME AND SHE ASKS IF YOUR NAME IS ETHAN YOU ARE DONE FOR.
>>36310344
What if it's a gipsy wonan who came to steal his love juice?