>bitter virgin >white >NEET >always fails when he

he also seems to have a disdain for normies

shake is teen-r9k
Carl is 25+ general

>>36301432
Nah it's more Carl.

>>36301506
Carl's not beta or a virgin

>>36301558

"I've never had consensual sex without money involved"-Carl.

>>36301558
I can't think of an exact example to prove it but I remember Carl complaining about loneliness at least once. And pretending to be a badass does not make someone less beta. I should know. I acted like a drunken lunatic asshole for a while and everyone hated me. All I did for fun was watch porn (like carl)

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Carl is totally ourguy

He has shit figured out

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>>36301558
>He's never seen the episode where Carl calls up high school crushes at 4 am

>>36302091
That doesn't mean he's a beta. He's just ugly and lazy as fuck and uses money to get it instead

Larry Miller Hair System proves he could be chad if he tried

So in that sense I guess he's a late twenties or over thirties incarnation of /r9k/

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The only criticism I have of him is he fell for the home ownership meme. Owning a house is a scam. The key is find a low rent abode and chill. If utilities stop working it gets taken care of for you.

>>36301432
All of them were some form of /r9k/

Is Frylock /failednormie/?

>>36303142
im pretty sure frylock is just a ">tfw two intelligent" robot

>>36303105
What form of robot was Meatwad?

>>36303359
He's the underage b& that comes from Reddit

>>36302796
>Larry Miller Hair System proves he could be chad if he tried

He still couldnt get any sex without paying for it. And it was still with the ugliest hooker imaginable

AYO MY NAME'S MEATWAD IMMA NUT

Carl got sex from Handbananna without paying for it.

>>36301432
Well he wasn't necessarily beta either. He's pretty violent and hilariously apathetic about most things that would normally instill fear or discomfort.

>>36303598
>"I've never had consensual sex without money involved"

Hand Banana and Spaghetti are probably where the nonconsensual bit came from