Post some classic normie quotes >Just be yourself >Goodbye

>>36299871
"Things happen for a reason"
>"God has a plan for everyone"
People who say these things need to be lined up against a wall and shot.

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"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take!"

>>36299871
>Public speaking is easy, just imagine everyone is naked

>im so random haha

>Jesus Christ "robots" are pathetic
>why don't they just kill themselves
>how could anyone be such a retarded faggot

>''I used to be just like you guys''

>"yolo"
>"swag"
>"u mad bro"

>>36299907
>"It'll all work out in the end"
>"Just get over it, man"
...and their remains burned beyond recognition.

>>36299871
>you are like this because you want to be
>you are just creating a false image of yourself
>i know it because you weren't like this when you was a kid

>>36299871
>oh my god ! dont talk to me before i got my morning coffee xD

>You just need to have a better attitude

>me and my friends are so crazy!!!

>I ate some pizza last night, god im sooo fat lol

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>>36299871
>I'm slaughter gang bitch your hair smell like old fries
>In my pocket I got nothing but them old guys

>>36299871
>I know what you mean! I have like no motivation, I can barely get up to go to the gym every morning and reading textbooks sucks so much!

> " No, you can't touch random girl's butts"

>>36300022
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>>36300027
My guts are twisting with rage just reading this

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*dates 3 tuys in course of one week*
>forever alone lol

"I'm SO socially awkward. I like was scared to go up to the guy in retail, but I did it! How socially awkward!"

>Uh.. you still play Pokemon? Thats a bit weird... its kinda childish desu
>2 weeks later
>OMG POKEMON GO! I CAUGHT A PIDGEY! I AM GONNA CATCH A WEEDLE! HELLO FELLOW NORMIES LOOK AT ME PLAYING POKEMON GO JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU

Can be used with anything that isn't mainstream but becomes mainstream. Another one was Game of Thrones for me before it got popular.

>>36300233
this, a thousand times this
can also be applied to politics

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>Man just stop worrying so much haha

I KNOW THATS MY FUCKING PROBLEM REEEEEEE

>>36300327
>how do you mean you do not support any of the parties, are you a communsit/fascist

after alternative smaller parties get popular...
>uhh im totally not for any politician they are all corrupt
>how can you possiby vote for major party x, are you evil?


this waht youre thinking about?

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>>36300151
>"like omg I hate talking to big crows I'm so shy and awkward"
>becomes teacher and never stfu

>"there's someone out there for you anon"

Big fuck yous for everyone who's ever said that to me

>>36300327
You mean like how 5 years ago if you said you're into politics normies would say that it's confusing and they don't really follow it and that it sounds boring but these days the first thing they ask is your political belief so that if its different from theirs they can yell at you to make themselves seem good to their fellow same political belief normies?

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>me irl

NO IT'S NOTTTTTTT!!!

jon jones get your shit together

>I acknowledge that this person of the same sex looks attractive
>I think I'm bisexual guys!!

its gunna be a first round KO mark my words

>>36300558
>XDDD THIS IS SOOOOOO ME
fucking facebook tier bullshit, if any of them even acted slightly like how they claim the shit they watch then they would be mocked and have a destroyed reputation of popularity

>>36299943
It doesn't even make mathematical sense.

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>>36299871
>Happiness is a choice

original

>>36300327
It's pretty disgusting at times because people can be really outcast and treat like they're complete weirdos for liking a thing and then it gets popular and nothing about the thing has changed and suddenly it's okay now because it's popular.

Like sorry we treat you like you're a loser for being into that, you're allowed to be into that now as it's popular.

>>36300685
Its always some shitty meme about them being "depressed" or "socially awkward" or calling themselves trash or something.

>>36299943
>>36300693
Huh? It does though. If you never try to do something, you will never accomplish it, if you do try, no matter how small the chance is, there's still a CHANCE you will accomplish it.

>Uhm can anon not hang out with us? He makes me feel really uncomfortable and unsafe.

And how about how uncomfortable and unsafe you make me? Bitch I know what game you're playing and why you said that.

>>36300066
Why are the rounds in backwards?
Why is the barrel 3x the size of the casings?
Why do the casings/primers look like a gummy candy?

>Got any plans for the weekend?
>Got any plans for _______?
>so what did you do over _________?

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>>36299871
>I love you, but only as a friend
>Don't worry, you will find the right girl for you someday ;)

Seen any good movies lately?
Read any good books lately?

What the fuck do you think I do with my free time, retard

>>36301853
...watch movies and read books, I guess.

>>36301853
Read shitty books?

>>36301912
Like every other person ever. There's no need to make degenerate small talk about it

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>>36299973
>penile member enlarges

>>36301927
There's no real need to sperg out like an edgelord faggot either, but hey. To each their own.

>>36301944
I don't sperg out in front of them, I wait until I get home and do it on an anonymous image board

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>>36300066
21 Salvage?

>>36299871
>Haha, it was just a prank, bro.
>Hey, Anon, Stacy likes you XD
>I'M DEAD XDD

>>36301853
I only play videogames and browse imageboards and jerk off, personally

>>36302068
>I'M DEAD XDD
Any time I read that i always reply "R.I.P".
r.i.p

>>36300780
what is the sound of one hand clapping?

>Trump is trash

>>36302285
it's a silent sound, obviously, like any other sound but at 0% volume

>>36301816
Coming back over Christmas is the worst
Yes my Christmas was nice
Yes I got what I wanted
No I didn't do anything for New Years
Yes my break was relaxing
No I don't have any resolutions
Yes I enjoyed myself over the holiday period

>dude that chick from the party gave me head on the way home!!1 XXD
>wtf i havent gotten laid in 2 weeks! #TheStruggleasIReal #SwipeRight

>>36300022
>>i know it because you weren't like this when you was a kid

Literally the worst people of all time

>>36299871
>"You're still young, you've got your whole life ahead of you"

I turn 37 next month.

>>36299871
>haha anon is nice but he's really awkward

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>>36299871
>you're so quiet, anon!!! why don't you talk?
>hey just text me and let me know when you're free to hang out on friday
>do you listen to kendrick or drake?