> Be me > Be 6'0 > Feel great > Remember that

>is at least average
>still complains
You aren't getting pity from me.

Is this a humble brag thread? In that case TFW dick is only 9 inches but girls only truly enjoy 12. K M S

>>36299815
>swamp germans

Made me kek

>>36299815
>be me
>neighbor kid says he's 6'-0" tall
>don't believe it because he looks short as fuck
>get a measuring tape
>he's 6'-0" tall
fucking manlet cutoff should be moved to 6'3" or some shit.

>>36299903
You don't understand. You have to understand that the average height of girls is around 5'8 here.

>>36299815
>Swamp Germans
it that a reference to the ''bog'' meme from /classical/

Move to an Asian country and get laid.