Chad >Great hair >In shape >Handsome >Rich >Tall

>>36297335
They wouldn't, why the fuck do you think we're here?

>>36297335
hey, I'm not a fucking manlet ok?

>Balding
>Obese or super skinny
>Ugly
No

>Poor
My family is poor but I'm studying and will probably get well paying jobs

>Manlet
Yes

>Explain why a girl would want you over Chad
Because Chad would just pump and dump her

I can last hours in bed. I'm so anxious that I can never come. I've got a decently sized dick as well.

>>36297772
Plenty of girls would rather be Chad's side dish than have the undivided attention of a beta.

>>36297335
Me
> Balding
> Some parts skinny, some parts fat
> Depends on the angle - I used to look better with hair
> Parents were mid income, but I don't have a job so maybe I qualify as poor
> NBA tall

>>36297844
And they would prefer a beta to a delusional incel

>>36297335
i'm just... better, desu

>>36297335
You forgot social. I simply cannot connect with normies.

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>>36297335
I am all those things under Chad, yet I'm a KHV. Care to explain?

>>36298062
Because you have crazy eyes (in this picture) and you also like to torment other robots by posting here about your above average looks.

-femanon

>>36298098
Suck my big Aryan cock you, roastie whore. I will shove it down your throat until you choke to death on your own puke.

>>36297335
I actually have great hair, can run an eight minute mile, am attractive, have more money than I need and am 6'2.

I'm just very quiet and I don't like meeting new people.

>>36298062
You're more scary than handsome desu

>>36298062
t. outside your window right now

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>>36298195
What can I do to look less scary?

>>36298256
Smile a bit and don't use a Selfie lense it makes ur eyes look too small.

You
>Balding
nope
>Obese or super skinny
pretty skinny but not auschwitz-tier
>Ugly
I've been called cute or handsome plenty of times
>Poor
my family is, I'm not though
>Manlet
yup, 5'7

I've had success with women but I'm not a Chad by any means. I've only had one gf and I spend most of my days playing videogames when I'm not at work. What's a beta that's actually been with a good amount of girls called? That's me

>>36298256
Stop staring into the camera like it's a girl you're mentally preparing yourself to rape.
But seriously loosen up a little.

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>>36297335
i'll just murder him. how would you guys kill him?

>>36297335
Doesn't fucking matter, girls cheat on better men than me with bigger dicks, thicker wallets, and more loving hearts.
I just want to fuck 'em and then lose interest, so that's what I do. Having a girl "want you" is a problem you need to address, tell her to cut the shit or you'll call the cops.

25 no driver license mummy been taking me to retail work couple years ago normies were laughing at me . life is not some fairy tale
now im getting so called neetbux 725$ a month for my schizophrenia

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At least i'd make a cute trap

>Balding
I have nice hair
>Obese/super skinny
I'm average weight
>Ugly
I've been called both handsome and ugly
>Poor
My family is wealthy but I'll probably be poor as fuck when I move out of my dad's place
>Manlet
I'm average height at 5'10

I've kissed a girl (one quick kiss, one time) and eaten her out but I've never gotten a blowjob or fucked anyone. Probably never will. At least anime exists or I'd have to kill myself.

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>>36298256
Smile buddy, ya gotsta smile

>>36298391
would not bang as a trap

>>36297335
i have a great personality

>>36298435
Would look great if the eyes weren't opened so wide

Chaddie won't marry them. If they want their "big special day", they'll have to settle for one of us disgusting sewer mutants.

>>36298481
They won't settle until they've totally let themselves go, as in they'll either be fat or old

>>36297335
>Explain why a girl would want you over Chad
I wouldn't expect them to. But why choose someone who won't take you seriously over someone who'll cherish you.

>>36298722
She'd rather have some SHE can take seriously (chad) than someone she can't (you)

>>36298256
Jesus you look like you want to murder the camera. Relax your eyebrows.

>>36298795
Can't take a relatively average dude seriously? And what does the average girl have that makes her deserving of a Chad?

>>36298897
Nothing but there are so many thirsty men that even ugly whores think they deserve Chad

>>36298922
This. A small fraction of men fuck the majority of women. That's just life. Unless you have a shit ton of money you can't make up for looks. Even then she'll cheat on you.
My dad is a rich doctor and he's mainly gotten with really ugly women. My mother was the only attractive one he got with but she cheated constantly. He was like her 7th husband.

>>36298162
>eight minute mile

Is that supposed to be impressive nigga

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>>36298256
Off yourself and your dead body will look more peaceful than scary.

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>>36298544
>>36298922
>>36299014
Reading shit like this makes me not even want to improve myself with regards to females

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>>36299159
I agree anon, it's a complete waste of time

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>>36299159
How do you think I feel? I grew up watching my dad's heart be crushed. He's extremely well know in the medical community, through multiple hospitals. He's been on local tv stations and news articles. He has a fuckload of money and a big house.
Despite all this, I get to watch him helplessly grasp for love and fail repeatedly.
My mom takes a shitload of money from him in alimony and doesn't even pay for her own car.
She cheated with him constantly throughout 23 years of marriage, trying to get him to think she really loved him. Now she's still living off of her money only she gets to fuck whoever she wants. She claims to have a boyfriend but she likely cheats on him too. She confessed to doing it with her last boyfriend too. He was also rich. She told me he had a small dick.

My father, despite being far more respectable and successful than my mother, has had less than maybe 5% of the number of partners my mother has. He barely drinks, and she's an alcoholic.
In my entire lifetime he's had 3 relationships. The last two have been very short lived, and with unattractive bitchy women. He's still with one of them right now but they've been thinking of breaking up for a while.

My entire life has conditioned me to hate women. Once I finish college I'm going to live alone and buy a dakimakura and call it a fucking day. Fuck life.

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>>36297335
>2k17
>caring about women

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Has anyone watched a girl go poo poo? Especially after fucking her in the goo goo???

https://my.mixtape.moe/vfhfcs.MP4

>>36299110
I'm proud of it. This time last year I had never run before.

>>36297335
I have Chad potential and some girls have low self esteem and would rather groom a beta into becoming Chad than go for Chad and get pumped and dumped.

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>>36299537
Anon I..I'm sorry.

>>36299684
Don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for him. Not a lot of people he knows get to see his personal life.. He gives off a strong presence at work. But at home, I can see the sadness, boredom and frustration.
In my personal opinion I'm way better off since I've grown up in a generation where anime and video games exist. They completely make up for virginity and loneliness. He made the mistake of losing his virginity and getting stuck chasing girls. If I never fall for it then my perspective won't change and I'll get to sit back and enjoy the safety of my fap dungeon.

>>36299159

If you're not an alpha (physically) by the end of adolescence, there's no point in trying. It doesn't get better.

>>36298481

Do you really want to marry a woman who is past her prime, just using you for money, and would hate you for being worse than her exes?