>go to party
>surrounded by ass and grinders
>stand in corner, sit on couch, or try to walk through pile but get bumped into constantly
>try to talk to girl but she can't hear me over music, asks me to speak up like 4 times and just give up
>try to dance but don't know how so just tap my foot and bob my head to shitty trap music
>go home early and jerk off to hentai
In case you were ever wondering what would happen to a robot at a party.
i feel like i'd be the same
>my feet are cold
>this music sucks
>i wish i was at home in bed or playing vidya
>did stacy just look at me
Only time I can be at a party is if it's at my place with 2 or 3 of my friends.
Even then, no girls, no chads, only booze and vidya.
>Be young me
>Forced to go to school disco against my will (Mum just trying to make time for a good fucking)
>Arrive outside of school dressed in shitty clothes because poor
>Cool crew says I look shit and should go home
>Go inside and take a look around, I am out of my element here
>Scan the zone for a safe spot
>I locate the corner of the room where I can hide behind stacked chairs
>Hide for 20 minutes
>Incredible thirst, I need sustenance
>Go and grab a slush puppy
>As I turn around from the slush machine I bump into a girl I like
>I get red slush puppy all of myself
>Cool kid shouts, "Hahah, Anon is on his period"
>Oh shit, I have to get to my safe zone
>Run across the room and hide for 3 hours
>Music is alright
>Tell mum I had a good night.
It wasn't a good night at all
>>36294823
At least you tried to talk to a girl, you're doing better than me buddy. Last time I went to a party all I could do is stand in a corner, drink some wine and think, "holy shit, I hate people. What I am even doing here".
Goddamn Soros is such a Palpatine-looking motherfucker
>>36294823
I just came back after having a couple of drinks at my friends house. His bitch girlfriend dragged him out to go to some club so he and 2 other friends ended up going while I asked them to drop me off at home.
Having friends is a fucking limbo for a robot nowadays, they are barely interessted in just hanging out, you can not join them when they go off to some party. I just want some robotic friend who is interessted in the same autistic shit as I am, but in my shitty normo-city there is barely anyone who can hold a candle to my powerlevel as far as I can see.
>>36294823
At least you still get invited to parties.