Have you ever hooked up with somebody you met on 4chan? How did

>meet not online
>ofc they don't live in florida
>he's going to take the train to meet me
>get nervous
>don't want to lose virginity to stranger online anymore
>virgin grill memes get to my head
>back out last minute

not really a hook up story, but the closest I've gotten

>>36290847
meet bot online, not not

orogigiinannnal

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>>36290847
Story is fake, no bots ever live in Florida.

Source: Live in Florida. :(

>meet someone in a thread about a certain vapor-based gaming platform
>just wants someone to play games with, i add him and play some vidya together
>end up talking a lot over the next few weeks and we get really close
>turns out that he's actually a gay twinky femboy (who would have thought)
>he also happens to live fairly close, to me just a few hours drive there
>meet up and have a great time together, he's somehow even cuter in person
>end up having some drinks at my hotel that night after our little date
>start flirting aggressively and teasing him a lot even though he's nervous
>totally melts in my hands as soon as i start to touch him a little
>take my dick out and put his hand on it, he's a little awkward about it at first
>push his head down, he gets the idea and finally goes to work down there
>5 minutes later cumming buckets in his mouth, it was just way too hot to last
>have another drink and a cigarette. he hasn't cum yet so he's begging me
>lube up his ass and both our cocks, it's good enough to get me going again
>fuck him and he cums almost immediately a minute after i put it in him
>keep fucking him,doesn't matter that he's soft only one of us has to be hard now
>couple minutes later he's stiff and his dick is bouncing around again
>pacing myself to enjoy it for a long time, pretty soon he's cumming again
>speed up so i can finish too and he just collapses into a limp pile under me
>he's moaning like crazy until i bottom out and ram my cum all the way up his ass
>cuddle and watch crocodile dundee on the hotel tv, have a few more drinks
>pass out in bed together and repeat all the fun once again the next day
>tfw we even held hands and kissed while we were going around on our second date

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Tried for years to meet someone here on /r9k/. Even made profiles in the yandere dating website someone here made, before it was shut down.

Finally posted my chart on /soc/ and met my current gf within a month. She even frequents /r9k/ alot. Been together for 2 years.

>>36290930
there's no bots in south fl near me
feelbadman

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Fuck off failed normgroids. Real robots are too cowardly to meet anyone off the internet irl.

I lost my virginity to an old internet friend accidentally.
& I've met people from /r9k/.
But I've never hooked up with a robot/channer. Never will.
I just met a robot like a week ago. She was cool? We're both in longterm relationships, so obviously not a sexual encounter.

>>36290100
No but I met up with a guy from here and sold him drugs

>>36291310
rip
tfw I am perma-virgin

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>>36291310
>tried for over a decade to meet anyone from here
>never got past the first message

>>36291499
where ya from ?

drugbloxc

>>36290100
>>36291228
whats this gay shit, why not find a chubby breedcow instead? baka

>>36291659
women are disgusting

the fact that this comment was unoriginal is proof that it's true

>>36291499
Thats exactly how people get killed.

>meet guy from r9k tinychat almost two years ago
>chat online for awhile but lose contact
>couple months back find out he has moved to my city
>hang out and eventually start dating
>few weeks in tells me he still has feelings for his ex
>look her up and shes noticeably fatter and uglier than me, posts lewds of herself on facebook, and Is incapable of writing in full sentences
>shes also threatening him with suicide
>let him go back to her because wanted to get as far away from this mess as possible

Haha what the fuck Noah, I'm just amazed that you had such low standards.

>>36291823
babe i ' m sorry ... but what coudl a man do ?


i ' m just... all about that stinky pussy....

>>36290100
But which character did you both play as and what game

>>36291374
Where do you live originally speaking friend? I'm from Tampa

>>36291310
>tfw the only people who add me stop talking after a day
>tfw the only people who add me are US even though I clearly state people to be from EU if they want to talk

>tfw you're from a Balkans country that just doesn't have robots, much less lewd ones

Met an older lady here on /r9k/ actually, who just wanted a baby no strings attached, so I met up with her and we went at it till she got pregnant. After that as expected, she didn't want anything else to do with me.

>>36292053
between lauderdale and palm beach

>>36292200
Details please. It sounds bizzare but awesome in a way.

I met a girl here who is 5 years older than me, it was her first time posting on r9k, she never posted again and doesn't really browse it unless i link her something, we've been together for ~1.5 years

>>36292200
>>36292311
Yeah that's... odd.

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Any cute robots in Windsor? I'll be moving there in May hopefully, and I'll have my own place, all to myself.

I'm 23, male, into men women and traps. People say I'm attractive, but my biggest flaw is my self-harm scars so you have to be cool with that.

>>36292311
What kind of details? We met of here, contacted for awhile on email and then skype. When we were on the same page I went to stay with her for a time until she was able to get pregnant. Didn't feel like a relationship or even a fwb situation, she just let me stay with her and when she was likely to conceive we banged regularly.

>>36292441
That's fucking weird.. God knows what happened to that baby.

>>36292395
Ought to specify UK, I actually live near a town named Windsor in murrica

>>36292491
Raised by a single mom I suppose but not so awful since she was financially stable/successful.

>>36292304
Oo yeah that's a ways from here. Hope you can find someone special for yourself

>>36292521
What's she going to say to it when it grows up?
This is the making of a robot.

>>36292441
That's about the stuff I was curious about. How do you feel about the ordeal though, good/bad?

>>36290930
>>36290930

I'm in central florida. Whats your snap? Who knows maybe we are near each other.

>>36292556
No idea, probably something about a failed relationship?

>>36292560
I enjoyed the situation but feel a little bad for the kid. It's not really mine though, she didn't even seek child support so I really have no connection to her or the kid.

>>36291506
>>36291575
>>36292079
Don't give up god damnit. I'm a fucking picky goth weeb faggot and I still found a girl on this site. GO and search for her.

>>36292684
You're in the US.

I'm in Europe.

It's hopeless here.
That's why I am giving up. No girls in Europe. No girls anywhere here.

>>36291228
Livin the dream
asdyigfh

>>36292093
>>tfw you're from a Balkans country that just doesn't have robots, much less lewd ones
Are you a grill?

>>36290100
T-that looks really good... Why does this feminine fat guy look so sexy? His cock practically looks like candy...

>>36291228
Still a thing?

Oregano

>>36292809
europeans are such whiny faggots
the US is far more spread out and difficult/expensive to get around in than europe

>meet a robot in a fag thread
>older than me and likes to crossdress
>meet up to cuddle in his car
>too uncomfy, he offers to go to his place
>cuddlibg in his bed
>warm night, I can smell him
>end up blowing him and he blows me, models in his lingere and I play with his butt
>hes tired and we deice to nap and hell take me home in the morning
>restless
>he offers me a cab ride home
>scared he only wanted a fuck and not to be friends anymore than that night
>start to cry
>he drives me home
>never talk again

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>meet a robot in a fag thread
>older than me and likes to crossdress
>meet up to cuddle in his car
>too uncomfy, he offers to go to his place
>cuddlibg in his bed
>warm night, I can smell him
>end up blowing him and he blows me, models in his lingere and I play with his butt
>hes tired and we deice to nap and hell take me home in the morning
>restless
>he offers me a cab ride home
>scared he only wanted a fuck and not to be friends anymore than that night
>start to cry
>he drives me home
>never talk again

I want a robot bf so bad socal pls

>>36292993
Hey look at the fucking map thread. The difference in fembots in the US vs fembots in the EU.

I'd be king of the fucking world, surrounded in girls if I lived in the US. Robots CANNOT exist in the US.

>>36293010

>Having sex when you first meet
>wondering if he only wants you for sex

I swear gays are just male roasties

>>36293029
so you're just a failed normie who belongs on >>>/soc/

>>36293070
At most I'm a robot waiting to become a normie. I was never a normie and failed. I began a robot and still am.

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>>36293030
He just smelt so amazing anon

Not sure if it counts but-

>post all information about myself
>name, social security number, everything
>dare someone to do something about it, like show up at my door to murder me or whatever
>get a few gifts in the mail(even a birthday card once,) a couple letters, some guy opened up a credit card in my name and actually used it responsibly, raising my credit score by at least 200 points

Gonna get me a 50-75k loan for 'home improvements' and piss it all away and let them take the house after I default. Gon' be a good summer.

>>36292848
That's optimistic

anyone in east anglia, England?

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>>36292622
North Florida, sorry. No way we know each other. I don't go outside. ;_;

>>36292976
Very much yes.

He'll most likely be moving in with me this summer.

We plan on being in love forever

>>36293117
Livin' the American Dream

>>36291797
No it's not you fucking moron

>>36293204
That's awesome, congrats

Fuck you I hate you

>>36290930
I live in Florida too.

I met two other people from /r9k/ once, we just played games and watch anime.

>>36293030
>I swear gays are just male roasties

They're actually worse, if you can believe it.

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>>36291659
I don't see why one discounts the other. Fuck what is fun to fuck.

>>36291228
>>36293204

D'awww. That's adorable. I hate you for it, but it's adorable. Best of luck anon, give your twinky fagboy a kiss on the cheek for me, eh?

>>36292510
Windsor, Ontario, Canada. It's a stone's throw away from Detroit, right across the river. I'm working on getting my passport so I can cross the border.

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>>36293316
How did you accomplish this? I want Florida robot friends to play games and watch anime with.

Any Brazilian monkey here?

>>36293192
I'm in North Florida. Let's watch anime together, anon.

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>/soc/
>roommates are out doing normalfag shit
>post if anyone with my area code wants to do something
>40 something minutes later a red ! appears in my tabs
>meet some dude a few years younger than me and we just chill playing vidya and watching a movie eating shitty little ceasers pizza, one for the both of us
>night ends
>walk him home cause he's afraid even though we live in a safe area
>no lewd shit but actually had fun
And that's how I made my second friend in Uni

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>>36293643
Florida cyborg here, ready to watch animes.

>>36293607

Why not just grab a canoe and row your way over? Shit, do you even need a passport to visit since you're that close? Got a psych-friend who lives in Sault St. Marie and just crosses the bridge into canada all the time and has never been hassled for a passport there.

>>36293192
>>36293316
>>36293643
>>36293775
>>36293833

I want friends fellow Florida fags. How can we communicate?

>>36293945
Given the amount of niggards in Detroit I would HOPE they take border security there more seriously.

>>36293787

>>walk him home cause he's afraid

That's cute as shit anon. Like, hnnnnngh levels of cute. It's nice hearing stories like this, lewd or no lewd. You guys hang out regularly or anything? Games in person or on PC?

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>>36293946
Discord be the easiest way for now.

>>36294015

I live far enough north that I forget this state is like half nigro sometimes, my bad. And yeah that reminds me, was watching Drugs Inc. and they are SUPER serious about border security there, meanwhile up here you can just walk across the bridge, have a night of drinking, and go home without hassle. It's pretty comfy up here if you don't mind all the wilderness and snow.

>nutted over his ass
>not cumming inside of him
How does it feel to be a total fucking pleb, OP?

>>36293643
We were all in the same skype group and just met up one day.

Florida robots, my kik and snap are buttblastcity. Add me.

>>36290100
>>He sucks my dick

stopped reading right there

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>>36290100

ollie ollie originallie

>>36290930
Correction: no one worth meeting lives in Florida

Shared a class with an /x/phile a few year back, the class was on vidya of all things. Played a game called Defcon with him once afterwards. Tried to invite him out but he wasn't interested in making friends. Cool dude either way.

Met a girl from hotwheels and we.chatted on skype for a bit. Decided to meet up and see a play, but i got my hopes up that she was qt...and I was disappointed so I ghosted her. Kind of shittt of me desu.

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>>36290100
Is it okay to FUCK fatbois

Anyone want a fat nigger friend?

>>36295049
Do you like fatbois?

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>>36292952
>His cock practically looks like candy

Y-Yeah, when you say it like that, it does look kinda nice...

stop making me have a crush on timbypup

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>tfw no cute feminine boys in NC

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>>36293775
>>36293946
>>36294216
If any of you want to be friends, here's my Discord: Valethera#8389

Bonus points if you're a North Florida bot. Let's play Overwatch and watch anime or something. ^^

>>36295118
male or female origanu?

Any fembot in Ireland?

>>36295118

Sure. Add me on kik

>talking to robot on kike
>agree to meet up because he's only like 40 mins away
>seems like an ok guy but a bit of a sperg
>end up going back to his place
>get to his room
>he drew a giant fucking andras sigil on the wall
>shelves of animu figurines, garbage, modly food, knives everywhere
>tells me i can look around and he'll be right back
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out faster than the speed of light
>call an uber and ghost him

>>36296010
Sounds like a cool guy, wish he was my friend.

>>36296040
I'm currently a few months over a year of having been with a cuteboy I found on 4chan.

We live together and everything. It's nice.

>>36296010
>modly
i think you meant moldy haha

>>36296181
I think you should make some cement shoes and jump off a bridge with them

>>36296205
if that's what you really want then ok :c
sorry i was just trying to be funny

>>36291659
Chubby grills don't like me though, they have standards. Low standards, but standards all the same. Most internet NEET gays are actually just horny losers like me who will fuck anything regardless of gender because porn fried their brain and manipulated their sexuality.

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>>36293010
>he offers me a cab ride home
>start to cry
>never talk again
are you legally autistic or something?

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Anyone else Central Florida?

>>36295049
Chubby boys have been turning me on like crazy recently. I'm a slim twink who's usually a bottom but I want to prone bone a chubby slut with my arms around his belly.

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>>36290100
Nope.
>Made someone fall in love with me
>Show them a picture of me
>I'm black
>They drop me
>Try again
>Ghosted

No one wants a nig-nog.

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>tfw no lewd robots in rural Southeast Michigan
>tfw no license and no car, so I couldn't meet them even if there were
>tfw too tall and out of shape to be cute

>>36296588
are you at least a woman?
also, where do I go to get an online gf?

>>36296644
>implying black women are on 4chan

>>36296499
Sorry anon. My brother lives in Orange county, but I myself reside in Hillsborough. Hope you find someone.

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>>36296644
If I were then being lonely wouldn't be an issue.

>>36296654
it was a rhetorical question
>>36296723
I feel you mang

>>36296723
I'm starting to think perhaps black guys get the short end of the stick as robots, but I'm not totally convinced, because asians get shit on by everyone. lol

>>36296588
>nigger posting my delicious brown skin cuties
reee go shoot whitey or rob something instead

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>>36296759
asians get bullied by everyone because they're submissive and cute. i've ghosted so many niggers, whereas i'd marry an azn trap.

>>36296878
I ain't cute nor submissive, and that's fucking gay. Keep your hands to yourself.

>>36296878
fucking azn easymodo

>>36291228
Got hard from litteral gay shitpost

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILLL MEEEEEEEEE

>>36296499
South West sadly

>>36296985
Where in south west, man?

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>>36296817
I'm just a painted weeaboo.

>>36296759
It's pretty terrible, knowing even when you make friends or start a relationship online, they'll just throw you away once they see your skin

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>>36296602
do you have a cute face at least?

>>36296878
Gonna need more of this

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>>36296939
>azn boi thinks he's alpha
say that while you're gagged, faggot

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>>36290100
>be uk fag
>met this fat girl
>she is like urgh/10
>smells like off milk
>actually puke a bit in my mouth every time i see her
>have to hang around
>forces me to look at paint
>forces me to drink strange liquids
>forced me to wait with her for train
was a good day

>>36297003
I'm sorry, man. I wish things were better for you and I hope they do get better.

>>36297020
You and your stupid jewish gay agenda, fuck off schlomo.

>>36297061
what strange liquids did you drink, mayhaps?

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>>36297067
you should be grateful i give you the dick instead of giving it to asian women who don't want a microdicked chink

>>36290100

Yes /soc/ is a board, its not r9k so why are you faggots making this thread^

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>>36297089
alcohol, lots of alcohol

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>>36297008
Meh.
Granted, I'm not really a great judge, as I'm inclined to think that I'm pretty unattractive.

That said, I was pretty cute, if I do say so myself, when I was 16 and would wear my mom's makeup and clothes.

>>36297133
What's your favorite alcoholic beverage, anon?

Mine's gin

>>36297002
In the Cape Coral/Fort Myers area

>>36297189
>Cape Coral
Yea, that's pretty far from where I live. Keep searching, anon. There's people bound to be near your area!

>>36297003
>posts someone who's most likely from my island
s-stop post a blackie

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>>36297162
I like Jack Daniels and wodka. But gin that is also smelly milk girls favorite drink too.

>>36297239
lmao

I still should try some other alcoholic beverages. Whiskey's pretty good, vodka is uh, kinda unsettling to down.

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>>36297136
Somewhat cute already exceeds most of my standards
The fact that you live in my state makes its better you know?

>>36297227
Its okay, I'm not that cute. I'm a 6 foot tall 300 pound male

[Spoiler]But I guess I look kind of cute since I put an add on CL and I ended up with 100+ replies[/spoiler]

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>>36297269
To be honest I only drink vodka it in cocktails or when I am squatting on side of road.

Any texas bois/girls here who want to get fucked?

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>>36297293
Y-yeah...
It doesn't help that I have a really deep voice though.

>>36297334
Fair enough. I never tried a cocktail before. Only drank straight or on the rocks desu

>>36297491
How deep?
it doesnt really matter to me to be honest if its that bad you could always try one a girly voice

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>>36297497
You are missing out my chap, they are super yummy

>posting on /b/ when I was 14, my school uniform and shit
>some guy asks where I'm from and we narrow it down to living within 10 minutes of each other
>went to the same primary school (different times, he was 20)
>add each other on MSN
>text and talk for ages
>dude is completely infatuated
>would go round after school to suck his dick
>lost my virginity to him age 16
>would go round every weekend
>he cums 7+ times per visit from combo of handjob, blowjob, sex and him fapping on me

Nice normal guy who loved the fuck out of me for 4 years. Fucking bonkers now though.

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>>36297659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U11vqeyO0T

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>>36297747
that is deep but I dont really mind

You wanna continue this conversation on Discord or something?

>>36297698
Please tell me you're not male.

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>>36290100
I've added a few girls from r9k and we've only gone as far as talking, they're just so boring and uninteresting. Every time I talked to them I would have to carry the conversation only to have to wait either a few minutes or a few hours for a dull response.
Maybe was me being boring but if I was you would think they would try to shift the conversation.
I always ended up ghosting them out of suspicion they were trying to make me another one of their orbiters

>>36297860
I am not male. Ex-cute schoolgirl without dick.

>>36297927
Knew it.
Fucking slut

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>>36290100
Paul Joseph Watson's naked pictures are hotter.

>>36297698
>>36297927
Stupid slut. I hope you die alone screaming. Nobody wants to be with you.

>>36297985
>dating one guy for 4 years
>slut

>>36293189
im near, what are you looking for?

>>36298081
>pre-marital sex
>considered a slut
>surprised

>>36298081
Sucking a 20 yos dudes dick only after knowing him from fucking /b/ at 14. Then fucking him.

A regular S L U T if I ever saw one.

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>>36297832
I'm shy, anon.

I'm also on a teamspeak server with friends.

>>36298106
>>36292395
also am close to windsor, y-you got steam or anything?

I'm currently with a femboy at the moment. Also he's going to start hormones real soon.
I just ended up getting a promotion to another state. I try to breaking up but now we ended up with a game plan that he's going to move up with me and live together. He has a job lined up and wants to be my house wife.

He's been spoiling me and let's me fuck him and get blowjobs whenever I want. Should I follow through guys? He keeps telling me how much he loves me and wants to nurture me.

met my gf(female) on an /r9k/ thread
LIVING THE DRAEM!

>>36293774
h-hi
i am br

>>36298384
When did you meet her? Where do you live?

>>36298327
Damn man

All I see is US """"bots"""" getting together and I'm still alone, in the wasteland known as Europe. I'm only slightly bitter.

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>>36298205
We dont have to start voice chatting right away we can take it nice and slow

Just hit me up on discord if you feel like chatting Duke#5580

>>36298436
I know

I've been wishing for this day for the longest and now since it's a reality I'm scare.
>TFW I actually have feelings for him
>Insecure and think he's going to cheat on me and bring guys to the apartment
>He's been nothing but good to me. Making life changing sacrifices to be with me.
>Spoiling me with lobster dinners and blowjobs.

>>36297691
Originally I really hated alcohol since it just tasted like a solvent (dunno how to describe it, but the taste was just really off) but now I am enjoying it. It's an acquired taste for sure.

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a-anyone in SE UK

>>36291499
Thanks for the Adderall.

>>36298524
Congrats you actually found a robot bf and not a """robot""".

Now fuck off from this board and stop making me bitter. I'm still searching.

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>>36298548
No but a short flight away.

>>36296679
hello hillsbouroughbro

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>>36298548
Yup, I actually am

It's a long shot, especially on this board, but grill?

>>36298721
>It's a long shot, especially on this board, but grill?
take a guess

>>36298717
Hi, no one else from this board seems to be from my location hah.

>>36298750
well here i am my boy
plant city?

>>36298786
I'm from Tampa, actually. Not terribly far away I guess.

>>36298747
Are you at least qt? We can maybe work something out if so.

Also top or bottom?

Who's near Emerald Isle NC?

>>36298810
ill be at mcdonalds duel weilding katanas. find me.

>>36298818
bot, but i wouldnt wanna do anything with someone who will regret it

>>36298860
uh, okay yeah sure lol
if you insist

>>36298894
Fair enough, since I probably would regret losing my V plates to a guy.

Jesus is everyone from Florida a gay boy in this thread

>>36298959
nah I ain't gay. I was looking for friends really

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Met up with some couple off craigslist. He let me fuck his girlfriend a bit (i didnt cum tho) then he fucked me in the ass until he came.

this was 10 years ago

>>36298894
But are you qt? I'm looking for trap or femboy..

>>36299043
relatively i geuss, what features do u like, hair length, eyes etc..

>>36299067
Hairless body is a must. Andro/Fem face. Long hair. Be skinny, or curvy in a feminine way.

Anything else is a bonus.

>>36296571
Th-That sounds really nice...

c-could I please maybe see your penis anon?

>>36299140
>Hairless body is a must
check
> Andro/Fem face.
kinda i geuss
> Long hair.
medium long, like a lesbian girl type thing
>Be skinny, or curvy in a feminine way.
skinny yes, and a little curvy i think

>>36298548
London desu. 18yr old twink guy. Contact details?

>>36299235
Sounds nice anon. Do you want to try a Dutch guy or you gonna contact >>36299256

>>36298436
>in the wasteland known as Europe.
Keep looking anon, my robot bf is European too. I'm not.

>>36299256
im a femboy / trap esque . idk what ur looking for

>>36299297
what do u look like

Oregoano

>>36299301
>literally confirming the absence of european girls

My only hope is some LDR with a US girl, talking like 2 hours every day because of the shitty timezone difference?
It's just... Death.

>>36299302
Basically that. Although you said you're a bottom. I'm also a bottom, but we could still so stuff together.

>>36290100
>that feel when you will never huff his musky low hangers, gag on his cock, bite his tummy and boy bewbies and bottom timbypup

Ugh i want him now god dammit!!

this thread makes me feel really bad

>>36299345
Tall, white, slender. Average 6/10 face. Minimal bodyhair. Short blonde/brown hair. Blue eyes. Glasses.

>>36299391
how old?

this post is original

>>36299378
u have steam or anything?

>>36299426
10+10 years

Still wasn't original

>>36299360
You can make it work anon. I manage to spend most of my day talking to my bf. And when we're not talking I'm thinking about him anyway.

>>36299457
Just email me. Rather not give steam on here. [email protected]

>>36299464
What's your bf do?

Best case scenario I get a girl from the East coast, I'm 6 hours ahead of her. She wakes up at 8AM and it's 14PM for me. Maybe she's at school, fine I guess I can talk to her then? Is she paying attention? Am I distracting her?
She gets off at school at 1PM generously, it's 7PM for me. Alright I can talk maybe 5 hours?

What if she doesn't get off at 1PM and at 4? Then we can talk at 10PM FOR ME. 2 HOURS LEFT UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP

Anon.. I need a lot of contact with someone. I'm clingy like that.

>>36299388
I know right. I just want a gf even if she's just online. It'd be nice.

Long time since I've been on /r9k/ and I've concluded you robots are more gay than a can of sprinkles

>>36299618
>tfw the only person I was attracted to deleted and blocked me

She'll never come back and I don't think I'll ever find someone as amazing as her.

>>36299505
can u email this throwaway, dont wanna make a new acc [email protected]

>>36298436
los angeles
i thought she was male while talking to her at first because she didn't mention being a grill

>>36299559
He has a 9-5, I'm a student. I'm not a burger by the way, and our time difference is even worse than your hypothetical. We still talk a lot. It's easy to talk during the day, don't worry. Everyone has their phones on them these days and it only takes a few seconds to respond.

>>36296571

Where you at friend? I'm a big fellow.

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tfw no qt chubby fembot in alabama

Why even live

>>36299646
I wish I could find someone amazing at all. I just want to love man.

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Out of curiosity is there any Swedish robots/fembots here

>>36299728
Yeah I got a 9-5 in uni too except whenever I'm on my phone people shout at me and I talk more than actually do work.

>>36299805
US fembots would be nice too......

>>36299805
I only know one swedish femanon who's a normie.

>>36299789
Loving once and not being able to love again is the worst.

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>>36290100
THICC

Never seen a fat tranny before, it's fucking weird.

>>36290930
Sarasota here

>>36300038
I'll endure it, but it doesn't seem like any fembot will give me a chance so you may not have to worry.

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>tfw still searching for anons to befriend

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>>36297020
Being small and androgynous doesn't mean you can't be alpha. Look at all the Japanese male idols and such. Absolutely drowning in pussy. More than you at least. Don't bully us because you guys look like neanderthals.

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>>36300449
are you serious, male idols spend most of their time in their dressing room sucking their producer's smelly cock and loving it

>tfw no dutch bots/fembots to smoke weed and hang out with

>>36300530
how about you get your head out of your ass for a second and stop projecting

>so many florida robots

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>>36300530
Nice fantasy anon. Too bad the producers are drowning in pussy to the point your little doujin fantasy is bulllshit. I used to get bullied so much by people like you all throughout school and I cannot help but laugh whenever I see them today looking gross as fuck, fat, and balding. Probably no different than you.

Any south UK?

I've had sex with like five boys i met of 4chan.

It was ok

>>36300408
Me and you both Anon.
Originaii

>>36300646
>>36300616
>hapa bois desperately trying to fight against the cock

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>>36300709
I've got an idea! We can be friends, if ya wanna.

>>36300757
I'm second generation Chinese you fucking queer

Day of the rope is gonna come for you eventually fagboy

No one's ever in NYC

Looking for a qt boyfriend hmu imo desu famalam

>>36300809
sup anen

>>36300757
There's nothing to fight against. You're just a homo and want asian men. Looking androgynous doesn't mean we're faggots like you.

>>36300661
I'm in Bristol desu.

What about you?

>>36300861
Surrey desu senpai

>>36297861
Holy shit this. You almost always end up doing at least 70% of the work.

>>36300847
>>36300786
>>36300646
>just because i have half the testosterone and dick-size of superior aryans who take all our women doesn't mean we want to worship cock too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4cBReV10Q

>>36300989
A friend of mine who happens to be a girl said, conversation is a two-way street. If a girl isn't doing her part of the conversation, then it ain't going nowhere, fast.

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>>36300646
If you think producers got into the business of managing effeminate jap boys because they love women, you're deluded.

>>36301068
you certainly understand that guys like us consume more soy than you on a daily basis and yet we're not as fucking faggoty flamboyant as you, you deluded homosexual

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Well, you could see fucking tranny fart through her prick, you know, like this!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKmTyE1TU_E

Is r9k some kind of ultimate prison gay example or something

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>tfw no qt3.14 females(males) in Virginia who wants the average sized black cock
Being a nigger-cyborg is suffering

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>>36301068
fucking sexy lil chink

>>36292200
Are you The Dude?

>>36301089
>>36301242
Being androgynous enough to pass as a girl doesn't make you submissive nor does it mean you can't be alpha. Also doesn't mean you're automatically gay.

>>36300831
prayers answered. what's up?

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>>36301384
Desperately defending your alleged manhood to real white men on the internet is the most beta thing you can do. Just accept your role

Scottish femanons?

looking for a friendly robot to suck off in london if anyone is around

>>36301453
>femanons?
you are in the wrong thread anon

>>36301451
So what, sit here and take it? Nah. I may be small but years of grappling means I could make you my woman if anything. Too bad I'm not a faggot.

anyone down to chill around Long Island or something?

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>>36301504
>implying the only reason i leave the house isn't for bjj lessons and weightlifting
It'll be cute feeling your 5'6'' body trying to roll with me though.

>>36301504
Yeah man, what's with all the gays here? It's fucking disgusting.

>>36301597
Wish I was 5'6". I'm even shorter. Doesn't matter though. I've taken down nigs twice my size.

>>36301621
literally prison gay

>be passing mtf
>me and some guy I've known from a general for about two years are blogging about whatever
>start doing this everyday, talk about our childhoods and stuff
>joke about him being my boyfriend
>"yeah no"
>more or less drop it even though I'm still attracted to him, so it hurts a little
>eventually after a few months he starts really warming up to me takes me really seriously
>eventually decides fuck it
>Im US and he's EU but we're both patient people and his country has lax immigration laws
>had to wait 8 months for PTO so I could go visit
>with some date maneuvering we manage to lock down 10 days in february over valentines
>nervous af before my flight
>somehow calm af during my 24 hour flights
>come out of the arrivals gate
>he's so much more handsome in real life than on pictures and skype
>he's really /fit/ too
>go home and cuddle, say hi to his parents and stuff
>pretty much 10 days of some of the best feelings in the world
>lose my virginity to him
>his mom gives me a bunch of his baby pictures and I start crying
>leaving was the hardest thing
>both cry our eyes out afterwards
I love him so much

>>36301391
nothing much anon. Just took a little bit of lsd to do by myself since i dont have anything better to do.

>>36301677
Desperation is literally pathetic. The thirst is real.

>>36301678
That's a sweet and encouraging story anonette.

Any actual girls here near Melbourne, Florida?

>>36296963
Me too. Too many years on here are starting to take their toll.

>>36301731
never did that before. Used to be a weed guy before I saw too manny people kinda just stop caring about life cuz of it. Alcohol though, that's another story

>>36297003
I'll be your friend, mang.