>tfw no mommy gf I don't know why this fantasy is so

>>36286708
>tfw too tall to have a tall mommy gf
>tfw you will never be the little spoon to a THICC mommy gf
I should be happy to be 6.0, but I can't even realize my fetish of having a gf taller than me that will care for me

Cause mums didn't love ya.
Und daddy didn't care.
So you need someone to wrap her arms around you.
Telling you it will all be better.

We shit ourselves early on and late in the years we start shitting ourselves again, then we die. Assuming you made it to your 80s or 90s

>>36286746
I unironically wish I was a manlet.

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>>36286746
taller girls are great
oregano

>>36286780
my parents were pretty loving I think

>>36286784
Me too brother, me too...

>>36286800
Girls taller than me only want taller guys than themselves ffs

>>36286746
Literally the only perk of being a 5'5 manlet is this

Bump for soft mommies

>>36286944
and it's good enough faglord

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>>36286944
Absolutely this. if i can get a thicc gf whos taller than me and makes me the little spoon in bed everything in my life will be ok

I have a daddy friend who cares for my little side. I can tell he'd like me to mommy him back sometimes but I'm not sure I could switch like that. But I do find "little" boys to be adorable. Idk am i just being selfish. Could I learn this role or is it reasonable as its outside my comfort zone

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>>36288005
>tfw mommy will never give me a loving rimjob

>>36286708
>>>/vp/
Please go

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>>36288094
>implying you wouldn't sniff Lusamine's armpits

>>36288071
Since you know what it is you like about it, you know precisely what he wants too, so it would probably be a lot easier than you think to provide it. I had a sorta mommy gf but once in a while she really liked it when I tucked her in instead, even though I was still the "little" one. You can even make it as if you're still the little and tucking your daddy in, that is even cuter.

>>36288216
Where do you find these people?

originoliowhere

>>36288216
I guess trying is the only way to feel comfortable with it, but it's a role that feels so removed from what I like. The opposite. I like my littles as friends really.
>>36288287
Fetlife. I'd recommend going to meets and forming real relationships if you can. Being male you're already at a distinct disadvantage online.

>>36288358
>Fetlife

Holy shit I just made an account on there. Will it matter much if I'm a neet?

>>36288406
>Will it matter much if I'm a neet?
No. It won't have any impact since you don't have any chance there as a guy anyway.

>>36288406
It won't help, but like I say about anyone on here. Just be realistic about what you can get. And don't be a bitter self entitled asshole.

>>36288469
Huh well thank you for being honest.

>>36288469
Meh I dunno. My local community are all very nice and we try to be inclusive to anyone who isn't a creep. We have some real autismos too. I get away with it for having my more socially capable friend to hang onto. But it's like anything. You're hardly going to be flooded with dating requests. So don't go in expecting it. Just form real relationships and hope something comes along. Because 9 times out of ten you'll be ignored online.

low key i would be ready to die to be any woman's sex slave

>>36288565
Yeah Fetlife might actually somewhat work in the UK/US, not in smaller countries though.

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>>36288594
well said, me too anon

>>36288358
>>36288406
>have to enter phone number to make account
heh..guess i wont find a amazon gf today

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Post soft and lewd mommies

>>36288565
>Anyone who isn't a creep.
>Sign up to fetlife and look around
>99% overweight, completely unaware 'lifestylers' dressed in meme leathers and spreading their asshole.
>1% females, overweight, demanding ridiculous shit.

pot and kettle

>>36288609
I live in a very small town. We have 20 people max in the group. Half of us have to travel a few hours. Because we're the only meet in the country. I refuse to believe there's nothing similar outside of here

>>36286708
Tfw no late 20s hip party mommy gf

>>36288658
>I live in a very small town. We have 20 people max in the group. Half of us have to travel a few hours. Because we're the only meet in the country.
What country? I live in Sweden and it's like deserted

>>36288639
How is it. It's hardly unreasonable to expect people even from a kink website to have basic social etiquette given we have innocent meets in public and not rampant gangbangs

>>36288622
That's new. I never had to enter mine.
>>36288691
Scotland. England is better I hear. But we're miles behind America

>tfw already getting old myself but still have a teenager mindset
>tfw hate women so only want a mommy gf (male)
>tfw these things are impossible

>>36288722
>Scotland. England is better I hear. But we're miles behind America
Yeah same as UK

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>>36288058
>tfw had this