>hear mom talking to her friend outside >hey how is anon

My parents never talked to me about girls. All they ever ask me is "got a girlfriend yet?" And I say "no" and that's the end of it. My dad never encouraged me or offered to let me borrow the car so that I could make friends or get a girlfriend. The one time a girl starting flirting with me over text messaging, he got mad at me and accused me of sexting and took away my phone so that I wasn't able to talk to her anymore. I really fucking despise how parents can be so oblivious about how much effect they can have on their children by raising them improperly in very subtle ways, and when the children don't meet their expectations later on in life they put it all on you.

>Sister got married
>Our families basically forced me and my new sister in-law to marry because we're both NEETs

They basically did everything for us to get married, then just shoved us in a room together to NEET it up.

>>36283331
What was having sex like? Had to have been awkward

>>36283331
story time anonononononononononon

>>36283423
It's gotten a little better overtime to where it's not horribly awkward and unpleasant, like it was at first. Still not a big thing for us despite our families pressuring us to have a kid.

>>36283446
What story time? That is the story. Me and her are the shameful laughing stocks of our families, so they shoved us together for a laugh, to see what would happen. Even after, we're still just treated as a joke for the normies.

>>36283331
Are you a pajeet

How was that unoriginal

>>36283475
>What story time? That is the story. Me and her are the shameful laughing stocks of our families.

I wanna fap

>>36283526
Post ur dick and I'll post mine

>>36283449
What was the first time like? Did you do it before or after you got married? Were you both virgins?

>>36283564
Story time with Paul first

>>36282757
I basically got this at easter lunch today with my family

This is why I offered to go to work this entire weekend so I could be away from my family.

I feel sorry for my mother though, she only had one child so she's put all her eggs into this broken-ass basket.

however i am in love with my brazilian penpal

>>36283520
No both white families.

>>36283578
The first time was a few months after we were married. It was weird and akward as hell and pretty bad. We both were virgins.

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>>36283283
>he got mad at me and accused me of sexting and took away my phone so that I wasn't able to talk to her anymore.
why did he get mad? what's wrong about sexting? is your dad retarded? I am confus

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Fine, I'll post my dick. You guys are faggots.

>>36283611
You at least get to hit it raw?

I'd advise against kids Anon.

>>36283815
Yes. We don't really want kids either but probably will just end up having them anyway. She's older than me and not too far from 30 and we figure maybe one by then, see how it is if more than that.

>>36283871

Ever ploughed her cornhole?