ITT: words/phrases that piss you off >"we're all

>"just smile"
how does anybody see this as advice

>>36282476
>"OMG I HAVE LIKE NO LIFE!" *phone buzzes 100 times in an hour and half of them are social media alerts
Like what the fuck? I'm dying on the inside due to literally having no life and the one time i actually get to socialize and you say this shit? Fuck off cunt

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>normie sees something """"funny""""
>"IM DEAD XD"

Just you wait.

>>36282476
>"I'm sooooo depressed"


Just fuck off lol

>i can't even
>i literally cannot
>i'm dead xd

>>36283136
>Just you wait.

for what?

>>36283246
>Just fuck off lol

No

>claims to be a robot but has had a gf/bf

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>"What's wrong?"

I'm still alive, amn't I?

>at the end of the day
>BASICALLY

Basically, at the end of the day, right, if you use these phrases you're a cunt.

>>36284714
This is true faggot piece of shit
kill yourself

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>you do realise
AARGHGGHGGGGGGGGGhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU PATRONISING CUNT

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>>36282476
"go ahead"
>It just triggers me because the concept of doing anything before I have to makes me cringe

>>36282476
Dude, don't worry, just be yourself :^)

Any British phrases/slang not typically used in the US. Thick to mean stupid, whilst, "what are you on about", it annoys the shit out of me.

>>36282476
>ahhaha why don't you come downstairs and talk to our guests anon?
>i literaally cant breathe xdddddddd
>loud noises like dooors slamming or people shouting
>loud music
>the shit music played on the radio (the same like 10 songs every day)
>women on facebook

>>36282786
>someone who is popular and charismatic makes an "omg so relatable lol" post about being socially awkward

>>36282476
phrases:
>"That's why you are still a virgin"
>"Looks don't matter"
>"If you work hard, you'll succeed in whatever you do"

Words:
>Yummy
>veggies

Actions:
>sharing a desk/table with someone, but they take up a lot of space with their arms and elbows
>whispering
>