>moved out of parents house monday, got my own apartment >already

Get a dog or something if it's allowed there, that should help.

Throw a house warming party.

Living alone is slightly better than living with your parents, in my experience. You don't have to justify coming or going, waking up or going to bed. You eat and clean when you want to.

Don't worry anon, it'll get better after you shit or pee with the door open a few times.

Make friends with your neighbors btw. Well maybe not friends but be friendly and make acquaintances with them, just don't be weird about it.

I can't wait to finally move out

I wish I could right now but I have no idea how to afford it. It's all so expensive, even with a job.
I really don't know how people afford a house, car, children and still go on expensive vacations.
Is everyine secretly a millionaire or something?

>>36282717
I dunno'. I pay 300 in rent per month, and roughly 60-70 in utilities per month. I don't have a car. I wouldn't quite say I'm living the millionaire lifestyle.

If I had to live on my own I'd probably an hero in a few months.

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You miss the free food already anon?

>>36282245

It's not worth moving out of your parents unless they are severely cramping your style or are unloving (eg. mom forgets to cook you tendies) elaborate on your situation OP, what's getting you down about it.

>>36282745
>300 per month in rent

Fucking hell if I am paying that a week that's considered "cheap"

>>36282335
But don't you get scared of people breaking in?

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>Planning to move out some time this year but dunno how I'm gonna transport all the sex toys without my parents finding out

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>>36282872
>tfw mortgage is 475 a month

>>36282245
Start browsing the cooking board and learn how to cook your own meals. It takes a bit time, which you have plenty of, and it's fun, and you can make some really good meals. You can even impress friends if they come over, if you ever make friends.

>>36282918
In a brown box marked "fragile".

>>36282245
>he gets lonely
if you are extroverted, you can't be a robot

>>36283122
>introverted people don't get lonely
Nice mem

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At least I get to see my online friends every day.

>>36282245
give it a few weeks and it'll be comfy

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I have no desire to move out.

>Would have to pay rent/mortgage
>Would have to pay for utilities
>Would have to pay for food
>Would have to pay for furnishing
>Would have to do all my own cleaning
>Would have to do all my own cooking
>Lonely without parents to talk to
>No friends to invite over anyway
>Would never have a girl over
>Would always forget to take my pills, wake up for things, etc. without mom reminding me

The only benefits would be fapping with no risk of getting caught and not having to hear my dad be annoying in the morning.

>>36282745
>300

Damn
Shit starts at 700-800 euro a month here

>>36283254
>Would have to be independent.

How awful.

>>36282883
No. Why would anyone break in? What would they take?

>>36282918
>What's so fragile in this box?

>>36282245
Hey look on the bright side Anon. You don't have to wear clothes or do any housework.

>>36283882
*nervous laugh* bomb making materials...

>>36283882
>>36283064

Fuck me

Itbetterboriginal

>>36283895
>or do any housework.
do you want this anon to live in filth?

>>36282245
I loved being on my own

My parents were restrictive regarding vidya and internet so I basically binged the fuck out of those when I got freedom.

>>36283938
He can if he wants. It's his own place.

>>36282245
I want to live alone so bad

My mom is a fucking religious nut and a hoarder. It's getting so bad, she's starting to put her shit in my bedroom. Our household contains 5 bibles. Maybe more. My life is a living hell.

I want to live in a cozy, sparse studio apartment on my own. I'd be fine with sleeping on a couch that flips into a bed. Whatever it takes to just gtfo, I'll take it. I can't stand looking at another pile of junk.

>>36284016
Haha you sound like a giant fucking loser. I feel sorry for your mother.

>>36283254
>Would have to pay rent/mortgage
Not as bad as it seems.
>Would have to pay for utilities
Again, not as bad as it seems.
>Would have to pay for food
Soylent.
>Would have to pay for furnishing
Once and never again.
>Would have to do all my own cleaning
Not if you never have anyone over. You can be filthy if no one's going to see it.
>Would have to do all my own cooking
Soylent.
>Lonely without parents to talk to
Phone. Plus you can still visit.
>No friends to invite over anyway
Good, you have no reason to clean.
>Would never have a girl over
Good, you have no reason to clean. Also,
hookers. Sorry; "escorts."
>Would always forget to take my pills, wake up for things, etc. without mom reminding me
What a miserable life, needing pills. Sucks for you, then.

>>36284016
>Our household contains 5 bibles.

aww you poor baby

>>36284016
hehehe, hoarding is genetic.

>>36284058
No, you don't get it.
I have to pray with her four 55 minutes, 5 times a day. I have to go to church 5 times a week; twice on Sundays, twice on Saturdays, once on Wednesdays. I have to read 5 chapters of the bible aloud to her daily. If I don't follow these requirements, she flips her shit. She has this weird thing about the number 5. I seriously can't accurately explain to you just how obsessed she is with the number 5.

Also, the house is FULL of junk. We have piles of random shit that hasn't been touched since the early 2000s. Navigating the damn place is a challenge. My life is a living hell. I don't want to be a fedora-wearing atheist but holy shit I can't live like this. It's exhausting.

>>36284093
Maybe it skips a generation? I have been obsessed with cleaning and keeping my general living areas largely empty. Whenever my mom wants to store things in my room it turns into a huge fight. My room is the only place in the house that keeps me sane. It's the only place where I can see 90% of the floor.

>>36284143
i-isaac?

>>36284167
Hey, Isaac has 5 letters in it.
But no, that's not me.

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>>36282245
>been flatting for over 5 years
>at least one flat change a year
>flats have at least 3 other people in them each time
>theres always at least one total fucking nutjob making the experience way shittier then it needs to be (usually a woman)
>sick of other people messing with my shit
>sick of other peoples lives interfering with my own no matter how little I care about them
>sick of the presence and noise of other people when I'm trying to concentrate or work or just get naked and watch anime
>sick of other people, period
>can't live alone because the rent hike is too much
I just want to live in a place where I control my surroundings and where it's fucking quiet all the time unless I want it not to be

I'm done with the "living with others" meme, I get enough social interaction at work.

>>36283882
>What's so fragile in this box?
>"my self esteem"

>>36283999
kill yourself you dirty 90's born faggot, if he's old enough to move out of home he's old enough not to live like a filthy animal.

>>36282245

Oh no, how terrible. [/sarcasm]

>>36284721
I wish I had someone to yell at me to clean my place

Guess I need a mommy gf

>>36284831
how about you just stop being a faggot?
>vacuum once a week
>make sure you always have some clean dishes
>wash your bedding once a month
>put your bins out.
it doesn't take much effort, you don't have to keep it like a display home.