>held in huge shit >it retreated back into the back of

>sit for too long
>get hemorrhoids
>decide to do fitness
>overstrain and get anal fissure
>now would have to struggle my whole life with itchy and loose butthole
Wow nature
10/10 design
Fucking impeccable

>>36281341
Whatta asshole!

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>Don't eat anything healthy
>Can't take a shit
>Always feel the urge to poop
>Nothing leaves
>Three weeks later
>Found some expired milk, 1L
>Drink it all with old cold coffee
>Spray diarrhea kicks in
>Best dump of my life
>mfw

>>36281305
You thought this was a good idea

>>36281305
noshit actually works, unlike nofap. Just hold on for a couple more days