where my kissless hugless virgins at? 21 in 2 months. No

>>36281246
Only 6 months until Im 30.

No professional success either. Currently NEET.

I don't get how I could get through school with "above average" grades (even if I majored in something worthless), and end up like this.

>>36281295
Do you feel any tingling? Can you feel your wizard powers activate?

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24 soon.
I've never even been to a bar or party, ever.
I'm so detached from others I doubt I can ever return.

And every girl has a bf anyway. Or had multiple. I can never live up to any of them.

It seems I will die eventually without ever getting a hug from anyone.

>>36281345
No.

I just feel pathetic.

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>>36281246
19 in 3 months. kms

26. I seriously don't understand where you are supposed to go when you shun all the things normalfags do. I hate bars, clubs, etc. Where the fuck is a robot supposed to meet someone?

>>36281246
I was a hugless Kissless Virgin and lost it at 23 years and 5 months. Don't give up hope just yet.

>>36281367 i also have never been to a party or anything

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21 year old friendless khhv who's known as the quiet weirdo at work robot reporting for euthanasia. At least my life insurance covers suicide. I'm planning to off myself very soon. I'm just going to celebrate my waifu's birthday and somehow get my hands on nembutal off a vet clinic.

Virginity is the very least of my problems. There's just an overwhelming desire to not exist anymore.

22 in a week

I haven't talked to a girl around my age in half a decade

>>36281246
>18 KHHV
>Friends with a low tier Chad
>Occasionally get hugs from Staceys because of this
I'm still a kissless hand holdless virgin but at least I get hugs sometimes.

Just try to befriend a Chad OP and try to emulate them a little bit

Chad=/=Brad

>>36281295
I lost my virginity at 23. Sex is overhyped. Nothing special, wanking feels better. I have slept with 1 guy and we've done a lot. Normal vaginal sex, anal, given him a blow job, he's cream pied me, he's pulled out and cum on my chest.

We broke up. He left me. I don't think I'll have sex again and it wasn't that great so it's okay. I can't imagine sleeping with another guy without feeling disgusted.

>>36281611
>a woman trying to say sex is overhyped

gee thanks

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>>36281611
Saying sex is overrated to a bunch of virgins is like saying that food is overrated to a bunch of starving Ethiopians.

In other words

REEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE

>>36281634
Go sleep with a prostitute and see for yourself.

>>36281246
I thought it was handholdless? Either way, I'm a KHV. KHHV? What's even less serious than holding hands so we can add to the abbreviation? Handshake? High five?

I'm 19 and the closest I ever came to touching a woman is when a girl tried cuddling with me in HS (total fluke) and I sperged out and stopped her. No end in sight.

>>36281611
I have no idea why you directed that post at me.

It's not really even on topic.

>>36281665
sex is both physical and emotional, fucking a whore is not the same

>>36281345
shut the fuck up child

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I'm right here. 24.

>>36281246
I lost my virginity when I was 21. I've had a healthy adult sexual life for the past 6 years. It's not too late.

22, I don't see my situation changing any time soon (not like I make the effort anyway). Don't really care, though, I've got some goals I wanna work on in the coming months and years, it might get me somewhere.

Who cares fuck you people find a fulfilling hobby or something

>>36281939
>just ignore your base biological urges and replace them with stamp collecting!

fucking retard

Lossless hugless handholdless friendless failing college 22 year old reporting in. I'm too much of a coward to kill myself and there's no NEETbucks where I live. I want to be a hiki-neet. At least I'm getting enough money to be a neet for a few months

>>36282236
*Kissless phoneposting is hell

>>36281246
>Couple days until my birthday
>Lost virginity at 17

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>>36281246
26 here

life sure fucking sucks

>>36281893
Underaged b& u fagot

>>36282261
You look like you want to kill yourself dude. Cheer up

>>36281730
>calls others children
>stuck as a manchild, forever trying to obtain the joys of childhood

You're nothing.

>>36281391
I got my first kiss and lost it a few days before turning 20. you're gonna make it bro

>>36282261
You look like a more attractive Sam from Game of Thrones.

You look like the average " I grew up on a farm" type of guy in South Africa

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27 KV reporting in
sadly not original

>>36282261
I'm 27 and am basically a balder version of you. I want to end it all. Are you a manlet perchance?

24 yo NEET here

kissed a girl i didn't like while we were both drunk years ago to "prove to myself that i could," otherwise hhv

definitely unfulfilling, much like life

formerly had oneitis, now just misanthropic

>>36282378
Damn you could lost that ages dude

>>36282299
i do want to. nice dubs
>>36282370
south africa huh. never heard that one before
>>36282457
5'11" king of manlets

>>36281964
Blindly following your biological instincts makes you an animal by definition. You're part of the only species on Earth that is even capable of thinking of ignoring your instincts. Show your fucking humanity for once, and tell those urges to fuck off.

>>36281246
24
Virgin, no kiss, no education past high school, had a job for 17 days in total over my life.
I did try going out 3 years ago and went on 2 dates. They both ended on the first day. One girl literally ran when she saw me.

I held hands with the other, but only because she didn't want to trip during one section of the park.

>>36282548
Why do you want to kill yourself?

why is this not original?

>>36282580
No thanks mate. I'm going to keep fucking.

>>36282336
>>calls others children
>>stuck as a manchild, forever trying to obtain the joys of childhood
where was this implied little queer?

>>36282615
> Expects " why do you want to kill yourself" to be original.
> get out new fag

>>36283214
Just trying to help a dude out man

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25 this year. Life is... life.

Do graduation ceremony hugs from that one female classmate who hugged everyone count

>>36281246
18.

captcha: loose cyclists

>>36283324
shameful shameful incel
I laugh at their plight

>>36281246
>27 k handholdless v
not hugless though. i remember this girl in high school who hugged me. looking back she mightve been into me. but its probably something my Ego made up dealing with being so unattractive

>>36282615
i want to kill myself because i am worthless and i will never hug a girl.

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>>36283394
>Using incel as an insult HERE

>>36283545
Unless you're short I don't see why you couldn't if you lost some weight and got in shape. ezpz

>>36281246
23 in a couple of months, I don't know what should I do, but I can't just go up to random women a talk to them, I can barely talk to my friends. If I get too much focus, I start to tear up and just choke.

>>36281611
maybe he was so bad, because he is bad at it, did you consider that?
get a bigger sample size before reaching a conclusion, its just scientific fact.

>>36283324
Goals for 2017:
> Delete Tinder
> Lose weight
> Look after skin
> Learn to drive
> Get a job
> Save money

Goals For 2018
> Join a gym to tone your new thin body
> Move into a small flat
> buy a cheap small car
> Download Tinder, don't have a beta bio

>>36281246

I'm 24, and at cost of sounding like a pretentious wanker, I feel completely detached from this reality and normal human interaction.

I exist just to do a good job at work, to support my living relatives, think elaborate fantasy worlds and delusions to myself, exercise, and sleep.

The moment my immediate family's gone is the time I can go off into the woods and finally lie in that bed I've been making all these years.

I'm tired.

>>36283653
I'm too ugly to get anyone else and I don't want anyone else. That's the thing, I lost it, it didn't turn me into Stacy and I don't want Chads, I want him and he's over me.

So I don't know what you expect from losing your virginity, but it only brought me sadness

20 in about three months, but only a KV. Been hugged a few times at a party a few days ago.

>>36283666
>OH WOW HE'S SERIOUS

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>>36283666
>>36283991
>OH WOW AGAIN

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>>36281246
kv here, 22 in 3 months.
>22 in 3 months.
>in 3 months.

fuck

somehow I still got hope.
Who here still got hope and how old are you?

>>36283710
I expect to disappoint a girl like you, since I don't know what to do with my bodyparts, but I expect the girl to move on and find someone who can actually fuck them, and have good times.

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>>36284029
I lost it at 21 to a fat chick, but she dumped me after month, few years later I got another fat FB but she ended it soon too and none of those affairs wasn't really fulfilling. And nothing really changed since.

>>36284322
>He's only fucked pigs
It doesn't count anon.

>>36284029
funny thing is at closing in on 22 I thought I had a chance to lose the V card too, now clocking in on 23 and still kv, but my expectations are much more in check by now.

>>36284646
>Implying I cab get normal girl

Even pigs got bored of me soon. Remember where you are.

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Lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 25...

On the plus side, about a year after I got my first gf. Then I fucked several other girls. Got engaged to one too.
Since last week single again.

Age like wine, my fellow robots.

>>36284291
No, she will love you and hope to die when you leave her.

At this point why dont you all just fucking move to nevada and fuck a bunch of different prostitutes. Think about it this way... would you ever tell a smoking hot prostitute face to face that you would rather kill yourself than have sex with her? And the only thing that's stopping you from killing yourself is the hope that you might have sex with someone who *isn't* a prostitute? Isn't that the most insulting thing they could ever hear?

>>36285348
What happened to the grill you got engaged to?

>>36285694
Thanks Satan. You're right!

>>36281246
Normie here :)

I can (kinda) understand being a virgin but how in the fucking hell can anybody be kissless? Let alone hugless? I did those things when I was 12.

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Turning 33 this year. Going stay KHV forever.

>>36281611
>Claims wanking feels better than sex
>doesn't know how it feels to have a penis
>doesn't know how it feels to insert a penis into a vagina.
Why do you think you're qualified to make the statements you made directed to a male khv?
Tits or gtfo

>>36286014
>>doesn't know how it feels to insert a penis into a vagina.

first thrust = best feeling

>>36281424
Dating sites maybe? I've never used them either so I dont know if they are worth it but it might work

>>36281246
I was like you at your age.

Now I'm still 21 and I've had lotsa sex with numerous people.

It feels good writing this but desu it hasn't changed much.

>>36283666
I felt a lil surge of motivation reading your post. Good luck, brother. May you make it.

>>36281246
I'm 22 this month.

Never kissed a girl, held her hand or had sex. A girl once hugged me though just because "we were friends". We weren't, we just went to the same high school. After hugging me she asked if I could hold her left over food, then she walked away and I had to throw it in the trash with disgusting sauce all over my hands.

I just want to feel the touch of a woman who loves me

>>36286678
>Never kissed a girl, held her hand
It's okay anon, your hands probably touched when she gave you that dirty plate. You're a chad and you never even knew!

>>36285765
Basically that is what we try to figure out here. Now please, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>21
>fit
>in the military
>not a manlet
>not a complete sperg
>still a khv
when will this ride end lads

>>36282261
Lose some weight and you'll be a lot cuter. You're honestly not ugly. How tall are you

>>36281451
>>36281367
top kek me neither
i can't stand these places desu

>>36281424
in hell after you commit suicide

>>36281246
Use a prostitute

origo