I told my older sister that I never watched Fight Club before

Look at her straight in the eyes with one eye and look at the sex scene with the other eye while stroking your dick softly with your hand.

>>36281064
yawn and put your arm around her

it's a classic

When it starts just grab a cushion and put it over your rising boner. Also be sure to look at her more than the screen, so she knows that you're not into embarrassing stuff like nudity or sex.

>>36281064
Don't do anything, she must have felt awkward as well.

Just don't fucking talk about it with her unless you're into /wincest/ like some of /r9k/ ayyyyy.

>>36281064
grab her head and forcibly put it on your shoulder, then firmly cuddle

>>36281158
>Just don't fucking talk about it

Yeah that's pretty much the first rule of sex scenes

>>36281064
You just keep watching the movie, you fucking mong. The sex scene isn't even long. It'll honestly be over before you know it.

>>36281064

Prematurely ejaculate and tell her it only went down like that because she is so hot. Then move on to the ol' rusty coight lickaroo.

Tell her the truth. That you wish you were Marla, you insufferable faggot.

>>36281154
I kek'd

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that sex scene lasts like a few seconds if I remember correct