>Claim to be "trap" on here >Establish contact

>buys CDs and no Vidya games
Fucking faggot

>>36278170
I collect CD's. It's my autistic hobby

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>claim to be populist candidate on reddit
>establish contact with dudes
>send them speeches I find on google that I say are me
>ask for votes so I can make America great again
>they give them
>cause a nuclear war

Get on my level.

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Anon you are an original genius

>>36278139
Damn, I guess you could say you're a... smooth criminal.

>>36278139
Please continue to do this. Beta faggots that willingly give money to anyone promising them sex deserved to be scammed.

>>36278139
How did Michael do that

Back when I was in highschool, I made fake dating site profiles. Scammed so many nerds looking for that perfect "gamer girl." My favorite one was the guy who I got to give me $1000. Desperate beta men are a fucking gold mine. Now I've upgraded to getting payed by gay findom fetishists. Paypigs are disgustingly lucrative.

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>Claim to be "trap" on here
>Establish contact with dude
>Send him pics I find on google that I say are me
>Ask for amazon cash so I can buy more clothes
>He gives it
>Start falling for him because he cares about me
>Can't show him my real face because he'll know I lied
>He keeps asking to come visit

I fucked up.

>>36278139
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

>>36278545
Your only choice now is to take hormones

>>36278472

Magnetic shoes.

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Who /longcon/ here?

>Claim to be a fursuiter on her
>Estabilished contact with dude
>Send him pics I find on google that I say are me
>Ask for cash so I can buy a new suit
>Actually buy a Judy Hopps fursuit
>Practice a female voice
>He invites me over to his home
>Now I get to live their for free provided that I cook his food, clean his home and let him fuck me in the suit

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>>36278139
How do you find dumbasses like this, I need to get some free money

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>>36279748
very sexy. i am moistened already.

>tffw did this but was actual trap and now i get to be a qt's housewifu for laifu

>>36280436
yea ok but virtual3DHD housewaifu or realgameworld housewaifu???

>>36280471
i live with him, if that's what you mean.

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>>36280324
That one's horribly bad, even by low fursuit standards.

>>36280324
god white men are fucking disgusting

>>36280492
Wow, the 1 trap who actually met up in real life with a man, AND ended up being money-desperate enough to stay with him whoops i meant falling in love with him.

>>36280619
?i just really love him?
he isn't rich, he is stable, but he's like not even 2 years out of uni...

>>36279704
Wrong. Its a clip like on a bicycle that he slides the bottom of the shoe into. Also helps him get back up

>>36280703
>but he's like not even 2 years out of uni...
>ugh....why couldnt i have married a doctor in his 40's, so i only have to fuck him a couple times a month
>i'd blow his disgusting mind with sex so good that after i'd divorce him in 2 years and have taken half his things, he'd still keep me in his will!
>instead i have to settle on this young loser, whos probly gonna come out as trans to me after a couple of years, as if i wanna go thru that shit, ew
You have my sympathy.
Honestly, you did well for a tranny, congrats.

>buy CDs
Why not simply pirate them? Are you retarded? There are many better things to spend money on.