daily reminder: this guy is 5'9 https://www.youtube.com

>>36277989
yeah I was surprised to find out he was a manlet considering he's scandi and his lankiness makes him appear to be taller

He is literally wanted by millions of females though, doesn't this poke a hole in /r9k/'s theory?

>>36277989
what the fuck, i thought pewdie was at least 6'

>>36277989
2 fucking million views in one day

>>36279022
>5'9
>manlet
I fucking hate you guys. 5'9 is not a manlet. 5'5 and below is a manlet. Don't group me in the same catagory as people this tall. There is a world of difference between us

>>36279035
>google image search

no fucking way, this is blowing my mind right now

>>36279090
*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes out*

HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAhAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>36279022
Doesn't matter if he's a manlet because he fits both criteria for swooning women

1. Mega famous, cult following
2. Handsome

Look at brad pitt and george clooney (both below 6'), or especially look at Tom Cruise at 5'7

>>36279105
Yeah I know. I'm so fucked at this height. I'm literally woman replant

>>36279108
but /r9k/ said if your height starts with a five no girl will ever want you

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I'm a 5'8 Asian twink. How the fuck can I compete agaisnt nordic chad?

>>36279146
Oh you meant you're 5'5"

Sorry i laughed, carry on

>>36277989
who is that mtf? twink

>>36279164
Even worse. I'm 5'3. I literally have to arch my head up to talk to most people while standing up

>>36279148
Yes, they are telling everybody on this board. Nobody on this fucking board is as handsome OR as famous as tom cruise, and will never be. Women care about:

1. STATUS (assuming stable income)
2. MONEY (assuming semi attractiveness, wifes who cuck their nerdy rich husbands dont count)
3. ATTRACTIVENESS (facial attractiveness assuming decent height, then height, then muscularity)

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>>36279150
you need asian chad genetics

>>36279209
Damn I thought I had it bad at 5'10". Chin up senpai

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>>36277989
Honestly though he was at least +188cm

1. 5'9 is not a manlet, he's taller than 99% of women
2. He's got a square jaw
3. And 50 million subs

>>36279209
Hey, that's the average male height in my country. I'm 5'8 though.

>>36279496
Are you an african pygmy?

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>>36279551
No, I'm a chinkflip, bully. I live in the richest city in the country, so the heights vary a lot.

>>36279090
By Swedish standards, that's actually pretty short. It's like seeing a 6' Japanese guy. In America, he isn't super tall but to his people he is a giant.

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name on the jacket? looks fuego as fuck

>>36279090
It is decreed by the UN that anyone below 6 foot is a manlet.

>>36279090
Dude im 5'9 and I see Mexicans taller than me all of a sudden now

i'm 5'9 and i rarely ever feel 'short' in public

you're retarded if you feel like a manlet at 5'9. unless you live in like denmark or whatever

Dude probably does shit tons of drugs

>>36279212
I'd say you're about right.

>have well paid and prestigious job
>have friends and social circles
>leading to having a pretty high perceived social status
>handsome face, decent body
>5'6"

I've fucked more girls than almost anyone on this board ever will.

>>36279462
His 54+ mil subs are garbage anyway, most of them are bots or people who forgot about him long ago.

>>36277989
I thought I hated this faggot but I just watched a 13 minute video about CLOTHES because he's really soothing and the music was nice kill me fuck

>>36280977
Doesn't matter. He makes more money from one stupid video that most people in a month.

>>36277989
>>36281547
where does he mention his height

i watched until he pulled the mickey mouse hat out a few minutes in...

5'9 is super manlet tier in sweden desu.

>>36279090
dude. word of advice. NEVER take the manlet meme seriously. Listen to your own heart on the matter. If you consider 5'9 not to be manlet then believe that. you dont have to think of yourself as a manlet. memes don't have to have that much power over your self esteem and self perception.

>>36279090
5'9" is decent. You're certainly not short. Just about average

Here's how it goes:

-5'7" (you're fucked. You'll get no respect unless you're good looking)
5'8" - 5'9" (decent height.)
5'10" (pretty good. You've made it you're now taller than nearly all girls)
5'11" (good height. You can now be considered tall)
6'0" - 6'2" (literally perfect heights)
6'3" - 6'4" (you can either look intimidating and cool. Or like a weak awkward lanky freak)
6'5"+ (too tall. Unlucky)

>>36282095
i like that you're actually being reasonable about this but I would do it slightly diff myself.

I think 5'6 is around the point where it can actually become a real issue. I mean, it can be an issue at 5'10 or anything else too, but I think 5'4-5'6 is the point where it becomes a real and persistent problem- a distinct category of misfortune, if you will.

even then, height isn't everything and these people are by no means doomed. I mean, look at literla midgets who have girls. Personality, confidence mean a lot, as well as an array of other things. Perhaps for one night stands or casual sex, height maters more.

it's really a complex thing and people should listen to their own thoughts, not buy into some tired meme which is literally causing people body dysmorphia.

>>36282095
eminsm is 5'6

>>36282151
You're 5'7" aren't you?

>>36280961
>I've fucked more girls than almost anyone on this board ever will.

So... one?

>>36282390
That would qualify, but something over 50, I don't have an exact count.

>>36280961
A handsome face is cool. But it must suck walking about and being extremely short. If most people are taller than you it must be annoying

>>36282250
Eminem?

He's handsome, rich and has loads of fans

>>36282613
Eh, no. I'm short but not so much I'd be a midget. 5'6" is at the low end of not abnormal height range. No way I'd give up good looks and status for height.

>>36282337
lol nah im 5'11, im just fair and try to be as objective and realistic as I can.

>>36282622
How is em "handsome"

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>>36280801
I'm this dude >>36279496 and this manlet meme has profoundly biased my perception to feel like shit every time someone is taller than me. I really need to stop coming to this place.

>>36282853
because he's talented and rich and has lots of fans

>>36277989
be multi millionaire but use a wardrobe like you're some traveling gypsy nigger caravan.

He's a millionaire

You left out the part where he is a millionaire celebrity with a huge following.

If I wore shitty clothes like that I would go fired from my job and get beat up at school.

>>36279022
nice of you to conveniently exclude the 53 million subscribers on youtube thing

>>36277989
>be ugly balding 5'5 manlet with no money
>this guy is somehow subverting expectations by being an everyday height
jesus christ

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>>36282853
>good bone structure
>good body
>boyish looks (he was in his late twentys during MMLP & TES)
>good facial features (good nose, chin, etc)

Most girl teens in the 2000s had a poster of Em on their wall that they've probably shlicked too. He's clearly a good looking dude

Dude has good fashion, cant deny dat

>>36279108
Shorter actors are generally favored because their bodies look more proportional on camera.

>>36283548
He looks like the one dude you knew in school who snorts cocaine

His girlfriend is literally the hottest girl in the world and he's a millionaire. Who gives a fuck. Though his gfs voice is aids.

>>36284524
He's a 10/10 Chad and she's 8/10

He could do way better

>>36277989
Yeah but he's rich and handsome and I'm not

>>36284532
He's a 7.5 and she's a 9, 10 with a better voice

>>36279105
extremely reddit post

>>36284185
>snorting a party drug in high school

that dude was probably cooler than you

>>36284572
He's not 7.5/10 at all.

He has a god tier jaw, amazing body and an amazing face in general.

He wouldn't be the most subbed YouTuber if he wasn't 10/10

>>36277989
BTW guys he said in an old video he's 1.8m tall

So he's 5'11

Don't know where you got 5'9" from

>>36286043
>people don't lie about their height

you can compare pictures he took with celebrities who are confirmed at certain heights and come to the conclusion he is not 5'11

>>36279022
>doesn't this poke a hole in /r9k/'s theory?
>this is my first day on r9k
fuck off

>>36286186
Give me an example originally

>>36282605
You are a disgusting filthy creature.

>>36279090
im 5'11" and i consider myself a manlet. but thats mostly because all my friends are fucking 6'2"+