>"Anon, please don't just walk by like you did

>>36276753
a very original april fools

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>"Doesn't it just...just, like, make you sad? Sad that we're going to die? Most likely die by ourselves when we're old and everything hurts. And then once we're dead, no one is going to remember. All the great ideas and crazy ingenious things that people get remembered for are all...gone. That's there's nothing left to leave our names on. We're going to die alone and no one is going to even remember or care...doesn't that make you sad Anon? Will you remember me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbT9DeULzU4

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>"Hey Anon, can you go and throw another log into the fireplace? It's getting cold and I don't think it'll be bright enough for me to finish this chapter with just a few embers left...actually nevermind just come over here. Anon, put the log down! You'll keep me warm instead. Come over here and sit next to me. I'm reading the Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo. No, silly, it's completely different from the Disney movie. Rest your head on my shoulder and we'll finish this story together."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3Z3jmDiL0

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>"Sooo....I read this funny thing online, you wanna hear about it Anon? I know you're gonna roll your eyes at this but I was reading another one of those blogs on relationships and I found a post that talked about a trick to making two people fall in love. Gosh Anon stop rolling your eyes and just listen to me, okay! It said that if you just sit in front of a person and look into their eyes long enough, you'll form an intimate bond which will eventually lead to love. You don't even have to say anything, you're just supposed to sit and look at them and imagine being happy with them. I know it sounds ridiculous but...can we try it out? Please?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMFUkbr7ymY

I enjoy these threads

onigiri

>>36277281
same, they are pretty comfy

36737

Katya loves me.

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Comfy!
I love you, Jazz. I'm hypocritical and stupid.

>tfw successfully stimulated yourself not to feel lonely
Feels breddy gud senpai. Not much longer until I get a waifu pillow to eliminate the need for 3D.

ITT: things 99% of women are too stupid or traumatized to say

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>>36276753
Can you write more of these anon, I like to pretend someone is actually saying this to me. It makes my day suck a little less when these threads pop up. I should start saving these, they could save my life one day. You are a good person.

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>>36276753
eeeeughhhehehehehe
does that mean like, we're gonna score
eehehehhehehehuheheh

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>"Erm...oh hi Anon! What's up? Oh...somebody left a love letter in your locker? Wow what a surprise, I'm so happy for you! Not surprising though since you're such a swell guy...haha. What do you want to talk to me about? Oh...uhm, sure I'd love to hang out with you at the park sometime! Is it okay if I ask why though...? Actually nevermind I don't need to ask too many questions, I'm sure you have your reasons. I feel bad for the girl who wrote you that love letter though...she probably really likes you, whoever she is. I don't mind getting you to myself though!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOj-USZaz4Q

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my own contribution

fiancee wrote this to me for my birthday along with a gift

she would then leave me for a chad she met at work

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>>36276753
>mfw things have actually been pretty good but t-thanks anyway

>>36277505
I don't write most of these, I just save them when other anons share them. The original creator of these threads stopped posting a while ago and I simply start the threads so other Anons can contribute.

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>>36277224
Originonal posatol

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>>36277619
Come here buddy, I know that feel.

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>"But like...how do you do it? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey Anon, Listen, can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajwnmkEqYpo

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>"Anon, you don't have to say anything, I understand you. Sure I do. Okay, so you're probably stnading there thinking, I'm on a date with this girl who really, really likes me, and she's so beautifu-Shhh, let me finish! And you're wondering, how can I open up to her, when everyone I have ever loved has abandoned me? Am I even worthy of love? Well...you are, Anon. I like you..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u0pM8W5KTo

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>"Oh my god Anon, can you do what you just did again? Please? Pretty please?! No seriously Anon, I'm not mocking you! It's just...so cute when you look down and say you're not worth the effort. It's adorable because you have no idea how cute you are. You have no idea Anon, you're completely oblivious aren't you? You're worth it Anon, you just don't know it yet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhE0em2IVgw

>>36278146
I remember this one. Bracing for sadness

>>36278146
Don't try to trade pity for pussy

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This thread might be the one to do it boys.

>>36276887
>afraid of dying and not being remembered
>>36278146
>afraid of dying alone
>>36278506
>adorable
>fucking hate that word reminds me of freshman year when girls would pay attention to me in return for doing their homework

Wow, would you look at that! A fucking hat trick.

>>36278274
>stnading

you killed it

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>>36277037
first one to really get me family man
that feel when no comfy /lit/ gf

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oc.

<spoiler>original.<\spoiler>

>>36279594
sad
but saved

I'm going to kill myself if I read another

>>36278146
there's a video of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ

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>>36280134
Back when r9k was pretty creative and made a bunch of original content

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i like how you make this threads on a friday night just to salt the wound even more

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>tfw you say this to girls but no girl says it to you

It's going to turn soon, isn't it. These threads always do. It won't be long now.

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>>36277037
It's always been hard for me to picture happiness, but I think this is it.

Unattainable in the most vicious way.

>>36277619

You should celebrate the fact that such an illiterate bitch who doesn't know grammar and spelling went out of your life.

>>36276753
>please don't just walk by like you did last time, I want to talk to you again.
Yeah, I'm a clingy bitch too.