>Chaddy Daddy makes me maddy
>I want to kick his ass so baddy
>Mommy only buys me nugs
>So Chaddy can afford his drugs
>But scream and struggle as I might
>I cannot beat him in a fight
>So one day I take a jug
>I fill it with digested nugs
>I throw the poop jug at his head
>While mommy is asleep in bed
>Alas I find I did not know
>That Chaddy had just snorted blow
>He points a pistol at my head
>He says he'll fill me up with lead
>Lucky me the drugs kick in
>Chaddy's face is looking grim
>Chaddy falls down on the floor
>Now's my chance I wait no more
>I pick his gun up off the grass
>I bust a cap right in his ass
>And in his open wound I pour
>My jugs of shit and piss galore
Hey, those lyrics are pretty funny, haha!
Do you mind if I use them for a song?
>>36275975
hey only if you let me hear the finished version!
I just love making OC /r9k/ memes.
>>36275906
Pure genius flimflam
Shakespearean level stuff right here.
Speaking of which, I think we should award the first person to write a poem about tendies completely in iambic pentameter wins 100 GBP.
>>36275906
That's nasty, but also hilarious