What do you when your brother's wife is trying to cheat on your brother and have sex with you but your brother is a jealous asshole and will probably beat you up just for being the guy she wants to fuck even though you did nothing?
>>36273795
>wife
Its the guys wife, not some sorority pass around.
>Heh, nothing personal kid.
Tell him what's going on but make sure you're armed if he starts to come after you, like with an iron fireplace poker or something. Or a knife.
It's amazing how many fights I've avoided by showing I'm well-armed beforehand.
>>36273795
Impregnate her.
Let your idiot brother raise your cyborg baby.
>>36273795
Go to get training to learn how to defend yourself. Fuck his bitch, then when he tries to beat you up put his ass to sleep with some BJJ
>>36273795
filthy normalfag get out
If really your bro, tasers are a thing.
Anybody else, knives are aplenty nowadays.
>>36273795
You have to keep your honor. Even if your brother is an asshole, don't betray him.