test.mensa.no Whats your score, be honest and post your

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I enjoy long bouts of isolation, forgetting to maintain friendships, and feeling my body quiver with the surreal beauty of a sudden and marvelous insight.

>>36273156
but you're also a pretentious twat for thinking you have anywhere near that iq just because you took an online iq test

i get the same score as you, so do many people here

>>36273259
You made the association. I only posted a picture.

>>36272895

I smashed through every test randomly and got 110

For sure this is an accurate IQ test, lol.

>>36273384
I have no clue just felt like making the test, I saw mexican andy take this test and he got 98, seems about right.

117 but i got bored at the 26th or 27th question and quited

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tfw will never be a genuis

>>36273259

this is an official mensa IQ test numbnuts, why don't you actually take the test instead of randomly shooting off insults.

>>36272895
If I didn't get a good score (>=130) I would feel bad about it for a long time so there's no way I'm taking that test.

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>>36273607
nothing "official" about it

the actual "official" one i had to pay for scored me 148 but ya know.

>>36273692

so basically you're smart as fuck and like to humble bitch about it because you're insecure as fuck?

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Most of it was just negating lines against eachother.

>>36273972
He's not smart.
IQ is a metric of insecurity and loses more validity the more times you take it because you can memorize their tests

>>36273972
i have a very different view on what "smart" is but i guess i can recognize patterns pretty well

>>36274055

nigger I have never once gotten a score below 130 on these things and they made me take the pen and paper ones in high school, I read at a 12th grade level when I was 9 years old.

meanwhile my dad's coworker has been trying to get into mensa for like a decade now, buying and practicing every test they offer, and still hasn't gotten in

all this "IQ is bullshit" meme shit is because we have a society where we'd all just prefer intelligence remain an abstract concept where anyone can do anything and genetics don't matter.

>tfw don't know the second one

>>36274219

did you get dropped on your head as a child?

>>36274275
I got it as soon as I reopened the tab. On 8 now. Doing okay I think.

>>36274314

if you can't rush through the first half of them in like 10 seconds you're not gonna have fun with the second half.

>>36274179
You seem pretty upset that the only reason you have to have any self esteem is under attack. It's more proof that you're not smart.

>>36274430
neh honestly i'm not one to praise the IQ shit but its the best thing we got for measuring intelligence

>>36274655
No it's not.
It's the best for measuring insecurity and you're insecure as fuck

>>36272895
>test.mensa.no
108 IQ brainlet

>>36274686
cant even tell if you are actually retarded or this is bait

>>36274810

he's a genius who doesn't want to accept that he squandered his talent on depression and 4chan. he's in denial.

>>36274858
I graduated from college and work in my field, and am debt free.

>>36274810
You're insecure as fuck.
>He doesn't like my crutch?
>He must be retarded

It looks like a boner in pants

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>tfw to intelligent to be measured

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>>36274384
Above average, fuck yes.

>>36274937

getting a sub-60 IQ doesn't count

>>36274949
No that means my IQ is so high they aren't able to measure it properly.
Idiot.

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>>36272895
>125

Originolioliolioli

>>36274948
You have the lowest score in this thread.

>>36274948

brainlet

>>36274910

so you prefer to ascribe your success to hard work instead of an innate birth gift? like if a beautiful man told me that all of the vag he's gotten was from hard work and beauty was a lie, I'd call him a faggot.

I got a 117

>>36274999
Where has your insecurity quotient gotten you then?

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too bad i cant even function for a week without breaking down haha

>>36274979
Thats a good score

Got 128 after guessing 15-18 and hitting finish.

>Doing shitty facebook tier online IQ tests and still taking them seriously

Fucking retards, I doubt anyone has an IQ over 105 who falls for and believes this shit

>>36275032

unlike you, I can understand that intelligence is a tool and I'm not guaranteed a good life just because I can add numbers together really well in my head. intelligence isn't a magical quality that makes life easy, like somehow I'm walking around with a cheat booklet for life or something.

>>36275254

>official mensa IQ test
>facebook

nigga facebook IQ tests make you pay these days, my mom paid for one and got a 90

Goddam. Pretty unhappy with my result (113) but all you robots are posting crazy scores. Holy shit.

>>36275338

high IQ correlates strongly with mental illness and autism

>>36275254
What's the difference?

origiblox

103, still the smartest person i know.

>>36275319
>>36275360
It gives everyone superficially high scores for whatever reason and makes you feel amazing then share it on social media to show everyone how amazing and smart you are.

they all work the same, your most likely not as smart as you think you are if you actually believe your IQ is 140 from a flawed and false online test

I know my IQ would probably be somewhere around 100-105 in reality but this shite gave me well over 120 last time I did it

>>36274910
have been called a cocky asshole before, never insecure though but i guess you know best :^)

>>36275296
If you were intelligent you wouldnt trust a shitty pattern recognition test to be a real measure of intelligence.

>>36275446
Cockiness is just a manifestation of insecurity.
Keep saying it and maybe you'll believe it's true, right?

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Whatever. There are plenty of people who I feel are smarter than I am that probably wouldn't have scored as highly on this test. It's all just pattern recognition anyway.

>>36275482
What do you think they put on real IQ tests?

>>36275482

why do you put intelligence on a pedestal?

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Got bored towards the end and started guessing, could have been higher

This only tests visual-spatial elements of IQ, which comprise around 1/3 of FSIQ on most tests. I scored 115 but have an IQ of 135 because my Verbal comprehension is in the 140s.

>>36275500
yeah you are right im insecure as fuck buddy

123 but I am drunk and this test seems like bullshit.

>>36275563
You're in denial.
Everybody sees through it.

>>36272895
117.
tfw brainlet.
I tested ok on the woodcock-Johnson test and the WAIS though!!!!1

>>36275482
and how would you test intelligence?

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fuck this test takes too long for it to be worth it

>>36275594
out of curiosity how old are you though?

>>36275623
Pattern recognition is one aspect of intelligence, namely visual-spatial, which amounts to about 1/4 of FSIQ. There's also verbal comprehension, working memory, and processing speed

>>36275654
22

>>36275623
You don't. It's an abstract concept that cant be measured against itself.

>>36275680
wouldn't say memory has anything to do with intelligence and neither does verbal comprehension really

>>36272895
33/100
i took this like 6-8 months ago
never taking it again

why should smartness be about if you can understand patterns

>>36275741
Well... that's what IQ is comprised of. Working memory is how well you are able to retain and apply information, Verbal comprehension is self-explanatory and very important

>>36275720

>It's an abstract concept that cant be measured against itself.

retard spotted.

>>36275816
How can you accurately compare intelligence of people who are educated in different things and think in different ways?

>>36275789

your ability to understand patterns in random squiggles directly correlates to your ability to recognize patterns in basically anything else, because shit moves in patterns. a person who can recognize a pattern is far more likely to understand written language, or that light reflects through glass in a specific way and that this can be manipulated to see stuff very far away.

>>36275842

that's why all these smart people from different fields got together to create and refine intelligence tests.

>>36272895
When I last took a real IQ test for research I got every single question right, so they couldn't really quantify the result. I'll take this one first thing tomorrow, I'm drunk and tired and can't stay awake for another 25 minutes.

>>36275868
And failed.
If the best they can come up with is pattern recognition bullshit.
How does this measure ability to learn, verbal and nonverbal communication skills etc?

>>36275895

>And failed.

actually they work incredibly fucking well, they use them to diagnose intellectual disorders. people who take these tests and absolutely obliterate them are obviously more intelligent, and you wanting to ascribe some sort of mystical, abstract attribute to what is basically an organic computer, doesn't change anything.

>>36275935
I wasnt aware we measured how fast a computer was with multiple choice questions

>>36275895
sounds like someone is upset about them not being recognized as intelligent based on their "emotional intelligence" and other bullshit like that

>>36275960
you must know absolutely nothing about computers

>>36275963
Thats those static pattern recognition skills at work huh?

>>36275986
So we do measure computer speed with multiple choice questions with little pictures?
You're the one who said the brain is a computer.

>>36275960

you must not know shit-all then

>>36276006

do you know how complex a computer that can even recognize a pattern is?

>>36272895
I'm absolutely certain these tests average 120-140 points. Everyone I know who has done it has gotten around that much. You would have to be an illiterate monkey or guess the answers to score below 100. Damn

>>36276026
And do you have any idea how much more complex a human brain is?
It's stupid to put any value in a simple test to measure the value of it.

Reminder that people on r9k are not smarter than the rest of the population and that a score above 110 is quite rare, let alone every score here being above 100.

If this test were legitimate the score in this thread would typically be between 90 and 110, with the majority of those hovering close to 100.

>>36276054

I don't think you should consider the students in a college/uni campus to be the average anon, the 100 IQ average includes high school dropouts and ghetto blacks who can barely read.

the average at a uni is obviously going to be closer to 120 because people who can't function at that level aren't going to get in.

>>36276104
>ghetto blacks who can barely read.
They get accepted into ivy league schools thanks to affirmative action

>>36276102
>Reminder that people on r9k are not smarter than the rest of the population
Figuring out how to use 4chan already makes you more intelligent than average.

>>36276102

t. guy who doesn't understand how communities work

stupid people aren't going to spend all day on a computer shitposting about their social awkwardness on /r9k/ all the stupid people are on /x/ and /pol/

>>36276141

the best of the best of the black community gets in due to affirmative action. yea this is still only like 100-110 IQ, but you have to consider that the average black person is like an 85.

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If everyone here is so smart, then why are you here?

>>36276209

if everyone here has a hammer, why aren't you building a fence?

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>>36275069
I also break down and cannot make rational choice once per week. It's sad really

Got 125 just smashed through my first instinct on all of them because who wants to waste time taking a fucking IQ test lmao

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>>36276155
>>36276156

If thinking that really makes you feel better, go ahead.

But to everyone else: actually research IQ and IQ testing, don't let the misinformation in this thread fool you. Then spend the $$$ on a real test if you really want to know where you stand.

For those curious, here's an interesting real world example of what IQ looks like across a small population of people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxUVO7j1RIQ

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this shit bullshit, looking at patterns is by no means equivalent to intelligence

>>36276346
Gee pattern recognition must sure be important to you if you're willing to spend money on puzzles

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I think I got one question wrong. How do you do the one that looks... uh, really close to but not actually this?

I think I remembered all of the pictures right except for the bottom middle one.

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>>36276409
lol non randomized questions

I got 140 and missed I think only these 2, my ms paint was off the mark :(

tell me answers pls

>>36276346

a radio show work-based community isn't even remotely the same as an internet hobby-based community you fagass.

people go to work to get paid, there's literally no selective pressure for being smart in that environment. the skewed intelligence quotients in a place like /sci/ aren't going to be the same in a place like a fucking retail work force.

117. For the whole second half there didn't seem to be any concrete pattern to me. Then I only got to 80% before I had to start guessing due to low time. This test just shows how autistic you are.

>>36276484

first one: rotate middle square counter-clockwise then do standard addition-subtraction of lines. right answer is bottom left

I have no idea what the answer to the second one is, I assumed it was some weird addition subtraction and the answer to the first one was -2, and I just chose the top left choice.

>>36276484
Pretty sure the one on the left is option 4, I put 5 for the one on the right but I didn't really have much idea.

>>36276526

>isn't smart enough to ace the test
>gets an appropriate score
>hurr this test is for autism

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>had brain damage as a kid from falling off of a tree
>only real effect was visual-spatial skills, basically making me dyslexic with "match the shape" retard tests
>standardized exams in elementary school
>scored 99.9th percentile on the reading and math portions
>they brought in a "gifted" teacher to test me
>his only tests were playing with blocks
>completely jumbled/unable to match anything

part of me is pretty glad that I never got on the "such a smart kid!" route in school. That would have mad my parent's disappointment that much worse when they realized how much of a lazy worthless sack of shit I actually was.

>>36276484
answer to the one on the right is bottom middle look at the middle row going from left to right when you add a small block to a small block it makes a big block but a small block to a big bock it stays the same.

so then doing this pattern on teh bottom one we add two small blcoks to two big blocks so nothing changes. therefore the answer is the bottom middle.

>>36276484

small blocks = 1

big blocks = 3

so 2 small blocks + 2 big boxes & 2 small boxes = 3 big boxes and 1 small box

>>36276181
>>36276141
>affirmative action
[citation needed]

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>>36276577
here i did a simple ms paint thing since the way i wrote it makes it a bit confusing.

>>36276616

>denying affirmative action

genuine retard spotted

>>36276576
>part of me is pretty glad that I never got on the "such a smart kid!" route in school. That would have mad my parent's disappointment that much worse
Can confirm. I was put in those gifted programs throughout elementary and middle school, and by the time I hit high school, I was so sick of doing repetitive, monotonous worksheets and regurgitating historic dates that I slept through the majority of classes. Fell into those habits too hard, and by the time I got to AP courses where paying attention actually mattered, I was fucked.
>tfw my parents literally asked "You used to be so smart. . . what happened?"

>>36276636
>denying the Bible

genuine retard spotted

>>36276600
This answer makes more sense to me and I thought about doing this but got distracted by orientation.

>>36276577
But this answer seems more consistent with the other puzzles and also works despite sounding like a dumb solution

>>36276707
>>36276636
if you're the anti buddha guy kill yourself please.

>>36276714
well i have no proof thats the answer i took the test and got 135 on it but i'm pretty sure i got that one right.

i dont see how it could be anything else.

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>>36272895
Pretty sure this is rigged against autists, at least I lost concentration for about the last 30% with all these stupid fucking blocks. Maybe if it tested more than visual spatial intelligence it might be accurate.

>>36276560
>>isn't smart enough
You made the same assumption I was debating. so smart. Its been said to death but "le shape matching" means nothing except you can match shapes. There is no good test for raw intelligence. Deal with it.

>>36276714

in an in-room written test, both answers can be right. the non-standard answer could even net you bonus points

>>36276841

you must really be retarded if you think greentext insults are a debate. neck urself

>>36276867
Logical fallacies; you can't even argue right lmao. post your score so I have more evidence the tests dont mean shit.

>>36276577
>>36276600
>>36276848
I tried both answers with all other answers the same and bottom middle (#4) for an IQ of 95 and top left (#1) got an IQ of 91. Also answered with choice #2 and got a 91 IQ.

For testing I couldn't answer #1 for all of the questions or the IQ was measured too low so I answered the first few questions like 3613115 if anyone wants to test

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>>36272895
ayy 128 buddies!

>>36275895
It measures processing power and ability to solve problems.

>>36277017
So my answer of >>36276629 is right?

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Thought you had to finish within the time limit so I just guessed the rest at the 10 minutes remaining mark.

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I know for a fact that I'm not very smart (nigger) and I got 125
This is not very accurate

>>36277290

not all black people are retarded anon

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I had to get up during the test so I lost like 2 minutes of time.
Didn't finish the last 5 questions in time >.>. I feel like if I took it again and finished, and could review my answers my iq would show higher.

This is a shitty test and when it was posted on /pol/ everyone got above 130 as well

When I took it I got 134 IQ while curled in my bed on the brink of falling asleep

>>36277328
It took all of my willpower to get 130.

>>36277328

people with poor IQ's aren't going to brag about it, or really give a shit about an IQ thread, desu anon. trust me I know for a fact most people on /pol/ are fucking retards.

>>36277473
well i got 135 on the test and i'm an unemployed neet.

from what i read people with high iqs tend to make a lot of money and be successful so i don't know whats going on with me? i was teaching myself programming and excelling at it but then decided i didn't like it that much to work at it, btw i wasnt well enough to be employed.

i mean i'm trying ot get a job at wal mart got denied on the interview waiting on subway. if i do have a high iq i guess i'm just not good at making money.

>>36272895
103 quitting at 60% because I'm tired. Is that good?

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Yeah bullshit, I ended up graduating with a gpa of 2.1.

Pattern recognition =/= intelligence

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definitely on the generous side

>>36277615
Pretty average,not bad

>>36277562
>smart but lazy

WalMart doesn't look for smart people, nor does any food service/retail. They look for retard wagecucks that will do what they are told and not cause trouble. You probably aren't personable either, which is what retail is looking for 99% of the time since you're working with people all day.

i got 123 and my only pride in life has been my intelligence since i suck at everything else

guess it's time to end it all

>>36277562
>>36277632

Grades and income are more highly correlated to discipline and persistence than intelligence.

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>>36272895
Genius alert. Same percentile as the one administered by my psychiatrist when I was 12.

>>36277615
I got like 115 at around 60% and not answering anymore questions. I did it again but guessed almost the entire last 40% and got 125.

>>36278016
Makes sense, I never studied for more than a day before an exam all through university.

God I fucking hated exams. Holy fuck I'm glad I never have to write another university exam again.