do girls like tendies? i've become really good at cooking

>>36272302
Girls love tendies more than guys

pretty much every girl i know loves eating tendies, mozza sticks, sushi etc

I don't know about tendies but I offered this girl hotpockets (we were working late on a group project) and she laughed at me.

;_____;

>>36272302
>oh, anon! You're cooking dinner for me? I can't wait!
>Anon... These are just chicken fingers you heated up in the microwave...
>are you serious? Chicken tenders? Do I look like a fucking child?
>is this your idea of impressing me? you couldn't even boil pasta?
>don't call me ever again, you fucking child

>>36272698
>chicken fingers you heated up in the microwave
How rude, I always make my tendies from scratch. Get out you ungrateful cunt.

Food is probably twice as tasty to women. At least it seems that way.

Get some ranch sauce too, op, if you want to seal the deal.

bitches aint shit but tendies and tricks

Of course
>>36272597
What the fuck

>>36272490
That's cause girls are fat glutinous cows

Turn it into chicken parm, bro

Bitches love chicken parm

>>36272302
Yes she will. Please master the recipe.

>>36273695
>>36272302

Can confirm.
Did homemade tendies for GF, ended up going over great.

which was awesome, because I'm shit at making tendies.

I decided to go full /ck/ and cut up the chicken as small as I could and put it directly into the bowl of egg, and beat up slices of toast in a plastic bag to make breadcrumbs.

too much egg relative to chicken, so I ended up pouring it all into a pasta strainer and using the plastic bag the crumbs were in to force out the extra egg.
Roughly shaped globs of eggy chicken goo into the "breadcrumbs" and threw in a pan of olive oil.

Fucking delicious I tells ya

if you can cook you're a fucking normie

>>36277063
I seriously hope you get intractable prostate cancer

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>>36272302
I know girls that still buy kids club meals at burger king and happy meals with strips in them.

Depends on the girl, if she shares imageboard/robot interests most likely.

Also stacies and fake girls might eat your tendies and take the rest home for chad, happened to someone at my cisco nightschool class.

this is a cute thread .
originamally

>>36272302
>Cooking for women
So we've reached that point already? The ultimate betaness.

>>36272302
>buy tyson tendies
>bag is full of misshapen lumps of chicken and hunks of breading that are entirely devoid of meat
>"may contain rib meat"
>half the tender is rib meat

>tfw same with foster farms
>tfw the only good pure delicious tendies i've had are from the deli at the grocery store

What are some good tendies anon? True, pure tendies?

>tfw no tendies with honey mustard sauce rn

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>>36272302
>like tendies
>like anime
>hunchback virgin neet
am i a living meme?

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>>36279002
go to wendy's for some comfy tendies

>>36272302
Dad is that you?

What about my step mom?