How would your parents react if they came home and found

>>36266222
Very suprised

>"you aren't gay?"

>>36266222
I'm sure they'd be relieved. This >>36267133 too.

>>36266222

shouldnt you be at your own jouse doing that?

>>36266222
The prospect of my parents finding me in bed with a girl is one of the things that turned me into a robot.

They'd weep tears of joy

>>36266222
Full house?
Dad would probably be proud, mom would be upset. Either way we'd never talk about it. Doesn't matter anyways because I don't live with them

>>36266222
I don't think even that would make them think I'm normal

>>36266222
nice trips

They probably wouldn't believe it at first, when they saw it real, they get very surprised and happy.

>>36266222
they're hardcore christian ultraconservatives, so...
it wouldn't be any of their business since I'm over eighteen but they'd probably fly off the handle for that anyway plus bringing some girl into their house
that doesn't sound even remotely like something I'd do anyway

When I bring my gf home for a weekend with me she sleeps in my room. I think the first one or two times we maintained the facade that she "slept" in the guest room. I try to wait until they go to sleep before we sex though because the family room is right under my room.

>>36266222
Say that i need to bring hookers to hotels.

>>36266222
i feel like they'd both act mad on the outside but be proud on the inside.

>>36266222
Mad, but relieved.