>walk in your room >see this >'s-sorry anon but

>>36261842
>ITT things that never happened

Neck yourself OP, you should seriously consider suicide as an exit option.

>>36261842
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY BED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36261842
based angle

>>36261842
Beat the shit out of her

not even surprised this isn't original

>>36261842
Literally beat her, and physically kick her out of my room, and force her to do my now dirty laundry

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>>36261842
Been there, done that. Didn't exactly happen this way though.

>in dorm room
>sex with gf
>we finish
>she goes to the bathroom
>turn on lights
>giant blood puddle on sheets
>look in garbage
>bloody condom
>look at pubes
>bloody pubes
>choke back tears and vomit
>quickly remove sheets and toss them in the community washer
>say nothing about it
>continue night as if nothing happened

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Go to the cupboard and get these bad boys.

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BET5TTER FU7CKING CLAEN THEM THEN REEEE AND GET THE FUCLK YOU OF MY ROOM YOU DIRTY WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Protip: vinegar removes blood stains

>>36261878
Newfag

Also OP id put her back in her cage where she belongs. She's been a bad girl.

>>36261878
kys

idfhtnrfyfgcr

I'd express my disappointment that I hadn't impregnated her yet.

"Did you only just wake up? It's noon, you lazy cow."

That's OK. Just buy me a new bed and sheets and we're square.

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>>36262011
atleast you had a condom bro

>look at dick
>bloody dick

>>36261878
Kek. This comment really made me laugh for some reason.
>Exit Option
Hahaja oh boy here come the chuckles again

>>36263672
Never had a problem with it. It does require some lube that day though as the blood starts to stick. She was always ravenous during menses.

>>36263725
that shit is gross, specially if you dont wash your dick after and the blood coagulates

I'd just hope she doesn't feel too unwell.
I feel sorry for girls who feel sick and get bad cramps, it must be pretty shit.

>>36261842
The punishment of your crime is receiving a double dose of cummies, prepare to get pregnant m'lady!

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>>36262011
>>36263672
>all dese low test losers

>wake up after roughly fucking gf to sleep

>massive blood puddle

>cuddle

>morning fuck her and make a bigger mess

then wash sheets nbd, period sex is a prime way to increase intimacy

>>36261878
I don't think you understand what is happening here!
You need to lurk more newfag!