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>>36261163
Go find their car and put a nail in the tire

Well, stop being such a faggot, OP.

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>>36261163
>he didn't memorize the licence plate
>he didn't track down the owners house
>he didn't get rocks and smash as many windows as possible
try harder pussy.

>>36261163
Ahahahahaha I am sure you are that faggot who was posting those "wakey wakey wagecuck" threads and finally your father got enough beat you and kicked you out in streets with 100 bucks.

Well deserved. Hope you will get more and more punches from life faggot. You've been hiding in moms basement for too long.

>>36261220
>hello i'd like to report a crime
>normie threw a soda bottle at me
>"Aahhahahhah Faaggot"

>>36261224
fuck off asshole.i'm not in the mood for your shitposting

Why are you lying, OP?

That sucks hopefully it won't happen again

>>36261189

That's too easy.

>Get some rotting fish
>find (or make it) some shit
>Put it in a jar
>Let it stay there for a bit
>Then find their car
>Spill the mixture between the hood of the car and the front windshield
>Then get a pair of gloves and take the shit out of the jar
>Smear it underneath the door handles
>You can try and squeeze any leftovers into the grill of the car

The result:
Their car will smell awful for the next several weeks.
Their hands will be covered in shit after opening the doors

Normies won't even know what hit them

>>36261163
I'm surprised teenagers still do shit outside. Over here they're on their phones 24/7

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>>36261163
kick them you pussy

I always carry pepper gas. The day some faggot called me harry potter I sprayed him this shit onto his eyes.

>pic related
you need to become this badass

>>36261443
This is actually a good idea, OP here I dont remember the plates numbers but I know how the car looked like.

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>>36261163
>>36261443
dont even try to get revenge

they will win

>>36261377
eat shit you little baby bitch dicklet
cant wait until your coworkers figure out you walk like a virgin and then bully you relentlessly

>>36261584

I hope they ended up with permanent scars.

>>36261632
i told you to fuck off my thread

>>36261584
>>36261652
what a stupid response.

They thought he was cute but he niggerd out. Now he's gonna get raped by Tyrone.

>>36261700

>they thought he was cute

So they expressed this by bullying him?

>>36261700
>They thought he was cute
no they didn't
they bullied them to have fun, that's just what some teenagers do

>>36261696
Kek that wasn't me you retarded cunt.

What if I don't? You can't call mommy anymore you are on your own. I hope you get raped by a nigger tonight.