Good morning, wagecuck. What a beautiful day it is. It's nice that you were able to bargin for an extra day of freedom due to the holiday weekend. You deserve it. Afterall, you work hard to contribute to my NEETbux.
So what are you going to do with your extra day of freedom? I'm going to take this nice day to go cycling. It's the perfect day to do it. It's nice that I can do this at anytime unlike you who can only do it during your schedule times of freedom.
Anyhoo, see you later, wagecuck.
>>36259869
i love these smug ass threads. i wanna be a neet someday too
>cycle to work
Well that's that isn't it?
>>36260028
>still is a slave
>still has to beg for extra days of freedom
Well that's that isn't it?
Jokes on you NEETfag, it's raining outside! It's not a beautiful day at all!
It's Easter you unwashed Heathen.
you dont have to get a job if you make yourself unemployable through massive employment gaps
>>36260287
Is today actually a holiday? Traffic today was SO light it made me wonder
>>36260287
>Easter
No, it's Good Friday. Easter is Sunday
>wagecucks call NEETs stupid for forgetting days
>>36259869
Thisis a literally Good Friday for NEETs.
>>36259998
Agreed friendirino :-) The NEET life sure is neat, alright
>lives among poor people and degenerates
must be nice being surrounded by lowlifes
>>36259869
Ha you NEETs must be so bored, making t-t-these threads every day.
My life is so comfortable. I manage to fit everything I want to do into a small window of time. The best part is coming home to a gf who doesn't know how to cook and waits for me to tell her where I'm going to buy her dinner tonight. Afterwards, she gives me a nice wet & teethy five minute blowjob before she falls asleep saying her arm's tired.
You're probably all jealous after reading this. Wagie, wagie, how do we ascend to the glorious lifestyle that is salaried full-time work? - I hear you all ask. Well, it's very simple really:Just be yourself
>>36260271
Rainy days are the comfiest, though. Well, any kind of weather is comfy, really.
>>36260271
NEETs know how to make everyday special and meaningful whatever it rains or not.
Comfy mgtow bro here
It's almost the middle of the month and I still have beaucoup bucks left over (from not letting some roastie buy credits for her gaming apps or use my card for her Uber)
Which game should I buy on Steam:
Poly Bridge?
Papers Please?
Mini Metro?
Human Resource Machine?
Gonna order a large pizza that'll last me all weekend too.
Don't you faggots feel bad for sucking off the teat of society? Someday the NEETbux will stop coming and then what? Hopefully you'll die
>>36261122
yeah, well I hope he won't die.
>>36261122
I'm sorry that I refuse to let people mock me and create a hostile work environment that would drive me to suicide. Life must be so boring without handicapped retarded disabled people for you to ridicule and harass at work.
Hey NEETbros, how you going? I'm glad you get to enjoy one-eighth of my income - maybe you can treat yourself to a name-brand frozen pizza later on. We're having wild-caught salmon and asparagus garnished with black truffle. I honestly wish I could live like you. It must take a very strong will not to think about the day when normies cut the neetbux.
Enjoy your bike ride. Me, I'm taking the company jet down to Mexico for some sex tourism and casual drug use with my team of successful white males - no hapas allowed. Don't tell my wife or any of my girlfriends, haha.
>>36260271
I'm not a practicing NEET but it's been sunny and pleasant all day for me. Shitty argument my guy.
>>36260237
>still gets more money than you ever will
>can literally pick up the phone any morning they want and say "I'm sick i'm not coming in today" for a day off
Well that's that isn't it?
>>36261481
>has to tell someone he's sick and can't come to work today
>when I'm sick, I don't have to tell anyone
>still get more money than you ever will through my small business
Well that's that isn't it?
>tfw I have to work today