>be me >scared of growing up and becoming a man in this

Hi Norman!

>>36259304
Sounds nice. Show us dick, tits and ass.

Get on the mones before testosterone destroys your body.

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I'm in the same boat, OP.
>on the trolley
>girl drops her handbag on the ground as she passes me, doesn't seem to notice
>what luck, i pick it up and prepare to put the moves on
>this short fat little guy in a suit is trying to get into his seat
>i fucking push him aside like a boss
>hand girl her purse, strike up a conversation, get her number and apt address
>day later, walk up to her apartment, hit the intercom, get buzzed in
>the apt door's open and it's dark inside
>hot shit she wants to fuck, i go in
>two of the biggest guys i have ever seen step out from behind the door and put me in a hold, they're both wearing funny black-and-white clothes
>they work me over, i get two broken ribs, lose a tooth, piss blood for days, never go near the girl again
>month later, see both guys in a mugshot on the news, they're being arrested for a heist, third guy in the mugshot is that little fat guy i'd forgotten about
I'm lucky to be alive, that guy was the fucking Penguin.

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>>36259412
Kek

OriganolilonagirO

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it's simple

we KILL the bioman

>>36259304
>>36259351
>>36259384
>>36259797
Kill yourselves you disgusting fucking faggots.

Is there anything more pathetic than an unconvincing tranny?

Robots are better off than any tranny by default

>>36259797
>>36259831
>>36259854
// Hey, that's a pretty good set of posts you just made. How about you just go ahead and

module.exports = {

url : 'mongodb://localhost/acquisition'

}

// eat shit

>>36259884
only one of those was me queer, hurry up and get aids you sick fuck.

>>36259884
>mongo
kys nosql fag