My conversation with my dad minutes ago >anon we spoke to

>>36258263
move to china and hope the smog kills you painlessly

stop posting this copypasta every day fuck

I find myself spending lots of time on alibaba and drooling over all the toys they have. As a real gook speaking gookspeak and living in gookland it would be so much easier for you to inspect the facilities and have the stuff shipped. I've even heard of gongdong before so it must be a pretty big city.

>>36258263
One of my friends who's Chinese also has family in Guangzhou, he says it's kind of a shithole with a lot of industrial/commercial stuff and that the surrounding countryside is full of disgusting, lower class, uneducated people with no soul.

They can't force you, maybe if you agree to only go there for a short period of time and pretend to be normal when you get back they'll leave you alone and think you're fixed. I'm guessing you're a NEET if you can just move to another country all willy nilly, so maybe just make a deal that you will go for a few weeks or 2 months, and that's it. I wouldn't agree if they made you go for a year though.

Also, whether or not you know the language makes a big difference, maybe you can meet an agreeable female and bring her home at one point, or at least know what it's like to have a gf.

>>36258263
>make you normal again
>by sending you to one of the biggest cities on the planet

IDK. Maybe there's a niche for you there, but a huge city like that seems so intimidating.

>>36258385
They said im going there to develop discipline.

>>36258339
this

and the best part is it's fucking boring. is that the joke? am i missing some postmodern edge humor here?

>>36258263
fuck off already

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You'll now get to experience blade runner irl.

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>>36258263
Do you speak Cantonese faggot?

>>36258476

Kind of a dumb picture. Only retards keep their money in the bank. I have checking account that never goes over $2000 and that is it, no other money in the bank. I don't see how it is possible to have negative money in the bank so I'm guessing whoever made that chart fucked up their math wrong.

Can I go with you?
chinablox

>>36258385

Industry, commerce, and countryside? Your friend must be a faggot if he thinks that doesn't sound like the best fucking place in the world to live.

>>36258476

do you understand what assets are?

i am in debt but i also own a house

why are you looking at my bank balance to determine my wealth?

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>>36258470
>dat motion blur on the water
>the moment you realize they set the shutter speed super slow to diminish the appearance of the smog

thank you, /p/

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>>36258470
Photoshopped. China is actually a shithole
>>36258476
No.
My dad gave me this book last week. Now i know why. Jokes on him im not learning shit.

>>36258561
YES PLS I NEED SOMEONE TO THERE SO I WONT FEEL ALONE

>>36258263
Guangzhou is famous for their brothels where you can pick from literally dozens of teenage girls behind a glass window.

>>36258550
Bank loans faggot

>>36258574
He's gay in denial I think, when he said it was shit he was referring to the people he encountered and his family in particular.

>>36258683
Is that like putting a bunch of STD's in a hat and randomly drawing one out?

>>36258836

That's not a balance though, loans are completely different. Unless you're a cuck that has overdraft protection it's impossible to have a negative bank balance.

>>36258263
Can I live with your grandparents in Guangzhou?

>>36258886
This
I want to live with old Chinese people in China

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>>36258886
I asked my dad about the neighbourhood so i streetviewed and this will my neighbourhood...
Pls kill me

>>36258970
Looks neat. Hopefully the people aren't shit there. They can't be that bad, can they?

>>36258997
It's a fucking ghetto

>>36259017
Then you'll get rapping bubble but Chinks

>>36258970
Yeah what the fuck are you talking about. if this is real then it's probably your only chance to an alternate route and actually have some sort of an experience in life. not many others here have that opportunity

>>36259048
Are you used to living in shitholes? The place is a dump

>>36259055
Are you upper middle class American or something?

>>36259055
Dude, I've seen worse

>>36259059
anwering a question with another question. Yea alright

>>36258263
I remember you. The guy who wanted a "Friendship agreement" but yet not a friend.

My wife is from Guangzhou and I have lived there for 2 years. Don't do it. Big downgrade in every way from Sydney.

>>36259055
Your family isn't disowning you and moving back to the middle kingdom. This sounds like a payed vacation. Dont you want to feel alive? I do

>>36258263
You and your family may have Alzheimer's. You have the same conversation every day.

>>36259081
I dont have a choice. I moved on from the friendship agreement thing. It's too difficult to find someone similar to myself.

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>>36259083
Why are you making it sound like a vacation? It's not going to be. I know what a vacation is and this isn't going to be one

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What the fuck is a friendship agreement?

>>36259080
Can't help being a rabbi, hyuk hyuk.

I live in Eastern Europe. The place you posted looks alright. I'd go there for a vacation.

>>36259130
it's a vacation from your sad faggy hiki life

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>>36259143
Pic

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>>36259130
Holy shit you sound like a spoiled as hell westerner.

>>36259174
Because im born here, dumbfuck

>>36259155
Hardly a vacation. Feel free to take my place then. Enjoy sleeping on wooden mattresses

>>36259174
I want to go. Probably cause I'm white and want to see if people really will make a big deal about it

>>36259219
If you don't think it's a piece of shit then go. It's hardly unaffordable

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>>36259168
This soulless asian spin on aristotle made me do a giggle

>>36259183
spoilt cur if you've already made up your mind why do you keep making threads. do you prefer sitting around thinking about how to justify being pathetic instead of actually doing anything

>>36259232
>spoiled cunt
There are many ultra rich across the world, try calling their kids spoiled. Sorry you live in a ghetto.

>>36259256
90% of the world is worse than your pic, if you have the privilege of being middle class, sitting in your bedroom being an autismo, thinking you are to good for your grandparents then you're spoilt

>>36259307
Work on your holier than thou attitude before judging others.

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>>36259336
I just come here to argue.
NOW GET ON THE PLANE YING YANG

>>36259348
Because where will i live if i go to taiwan or hk?

>>36259352
Oh so you're back-pedalling now. Makes your post even less worthy of consideration

>>36259358
>Why not go to Taiwan or Hong Kong, OP? My hapa cousins are living reasonably well there. Mainland doesn't appeal to me much honestly.

Jdjd

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>>36259358
I don't know, but they seem comparatively better than mainland, to me at least.

Also, I deleted my post because the picture was sideways. EXIF orientation is so annoying to deal with. By the way, what became of the Asian r9k discord? Is it still around?

>>36259414
Its still there. There's regulars now. Ill make another thread on it.
Ghhg

Conversation with copypasta is traditional entertainment of 4chan.

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>>36259371
cant resist giving this snarky comment a (you). i didn't do any back pedalling everything i said was right.
But we should dial the hostility back a bit, that's my fault. It's probably obvious to yourself that you've fallen in to the robot cycle of self lament-self justification and you're making these threads hoping that someone will stop your from drowning even while you resist them.
Ive got no idea what your position in life is or who you are but if you're a self hating NEET who isn't useful to anyone then moving away from your padded safe space is probably a good option

>>36259463
Lmao, u so mad
Jdjdjd

>>36259199

Is this some kind of condition to win your vacation? Whoever sleeps on wooden mattress the longest wins? Do you have plans on how to make one? Mattresses are usually made of metal or plastics, not wood.

>>36259468
Retard

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