Please tell me some share some recent moments of your life that

>>36255698
why do you think they get up after sitting next to you OP?

>>36255698
>wake up
>alone
>go to computer
>go on /R9K/
>for like 11 hours
>night time already
>realize have no gf
>get sad
>eat some cheerios
>look back at what i did today
>nothing

this is the robot life r-right?

>try to organise thing
>about two people want to do thing
>drink alone instead of accepting failure
>those two people move even further away

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>>36255698
>talking with school people
>roastie talks about how her acting teacher keeps setting up roles for her that do with kissing guys
>mention how even the thought of kissing makes me so anxious i want to puke
>"aw, thats so cute"

fuck

>>36257326
i dont see whats wrong here

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>>36255698
>make thread on r9k
>nobody responds
>notice what i wrote is actually cringy as fuck
>close entire browser and go play a MMORPGs

>have to sit down next to a girl during class
>force myself to either keep looking forward or to the other side
>never looking to her or to her side
>i want to but i actually cant im getting massive anxiety attacks just thinking of looking at her

>>36255698
>realize i need social skills
>get some self-help books
>want to read it, but most of times when im in the mood to read is outside
>read it during down times in college
>some acquaintances see it
>tell me its sad that i need that

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOD DAMMIT
HOW DO I GET GOOD IF I DONT READ!?

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>>36257397
jesus christ you idiot just put some tape over the the title or cover the entire book in tape that has a wood style cover and if anyone asks, tell them you're reading the bible

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>>36255698
started using piss bottles, visited deep web

>buying drink at Starbucks
>girl gets to make small talk
>I try my best to respond like a normal human
>I don't know how to continue or end conversations so I just say "thanks bye"
>over hear her coworker say "why do you always get all the awkward customers"
It's fucking unfathomable how bad I am at socializing. It's been difficult coming to terms that I am a literal sperg

>>36255698

>at uni
>actually meet a qt girl who likes me
>ask her if she wants to go out on a date
>says yes
>itshappening.gif
>arrive at restaurant
>another guy is there
>it's her boyfriend
>sit down for about 5 minutes before making excuse to leave
>"I have to return some video tapes"
>confused look on both their faces because they don't get the meme
>speed walk to car and drive away
>delete her number from my phone and pass out on my couch
>ignore her when she says hello to me in class

What the fuck man. Life is a big fucking joke.

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>>36257397
>>36257427
I can't submit textless posts so here is a picture of a boy disguising his intellectual reading with hentai.

>>36257360
because its a retard normie who thinks being a robot is quirky.

>told a 60 year old woman to go fuck herself and to keep walking

though this might make me more of a terminator t1000 style robot if i'm being honest famiglia

>>36257517
>ask her if she wants to go out on a date
>another guy is there
>it's her boyfriend
wtf man

>>36257486
sometimes you say all the right things but you still out yourself as a sperg. there's no winning when so much of it is in fine details of interaction that are impossible to consciously normalize.

>eye contact
>body language
>direction of conversation
>response times
>INFLECTION

>>36257564

She was there too btw. The guy barely acknowledged my presence other than introducing himself but seemed to be amused and she just played it off as normal. Then he talked to him and every now and then acknowledged me, so I left after a few minutes because fuck that shit.

Normies are insane creatures. Who the fuck does that.

>>36255698
>in washroom before class starts
>sucking up snot into my skull because muh fucken allergies
>begin washing my face because there's fuckin snot everywhere
>guy that sits next to me comes in
>he quips with this smartass comment "awww don't cry"
>I look at him for a moment
>guffaw like a retard and go back to washing
>"allergic to pollen?" he says
>I respond no
>awkward pause
>I mean yes
>I w-was just washing my face
>gives me a weird smirk after washing his hands and leaves

I doesn't sound bad but I assure you the whole exchange was painfully awkward and reminded me I can't even handle light banter well enough

>>36257541
>today.
>wake up
>230lb
>no money
>no clothes
>financially insecure
>no ambition
>2mb internet connection
>phone posting
>>36257560

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>>36257517
This is why I'm so avoidant and reclusive.

One time a girl (I am a girl) asked me if I wanted to watch a movie together. I said no because I didn't know if she meant just me and her or if other people were coming. For all I know she could have meant movie + drugs or something equally outrageous. You just can't tell with normies.

If I don't know what I'm agreeing to then I don't agree.

>>36257626

>tfw everyone refers to you as "that awkward guy"
>people take the opportunity to troll me all the time and treat me like shit
>even employees at stores take the opportunity to heckle you

I thought it got better when you graduated high school but it actually gets worse because other adults no longer feel any empathy for you because you're not a kid anymore.

>>36257687
here a (you) for being a girl. godamn you moot for this obligatory (yous)

>>36257687

Normies really aren't normal at all. Robots may be socially awkward, but normies are fucked up on a deeper level.

>>36257742
doesnt matter. we just wznt to be economically secure.

>>36257397
Self-help books don't help anon, don't embarass yourself even further

>>36257770
let him anon. he can try.
>t.someone who lost trust in any written thing.

>On bus
>The only empty seat is next to me
>People would stand rather than sit their
>If they sit, they sit on the very edge away from me

>People handing out fliers or shaking coin jars
>They sucker up to everyone to get money or give out fliers
>Ignore or go completely silent when I walk past

>>36255698

>be a fat neckbeard
>get to experience how girls treat losers
>lose a ton of weight
>get /fit/
>download Tinder and go on date with girl
>it's boring as fuck for me
>she enjoys it and contacts me again after the date
>don't even have any interest
>can't get myself interested in girls for some reason
>probably because they treated me like shit for so long
>use Tinder to redpill girls on the Jewish question

What am I doing with my life.

>>36257844
You're doing God's work is what you're doing with your life, Anon

>>36257833
>People would stand rather than sit their
Fuck em. Be proud of this. At least you're deranged enough that the normies think you're a threat.

Nobody except MILFs and drunkards sit next to me, and they're the only interesting travellers anyway, so fuck the rest of them.

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>>36257844
>>use Tinder to redpill girls on the Jewish question
Nice

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>invite "friends" to board game saturday
>two people reply, both saying only available after 5pm
>one cancels at 4:30pm
>offer the other one to cancel as well
>he does come around but we just talk

I JUST WANT SOME /tg/ UP IN THIS BITCH, JUST ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH I JUST WANT THIS ONE LITTLE THING WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36257561
I did this last week, told her to shut her fat fucking mouth, when she piped up at me for blocking the mcdonalds drive thru because the waiting area was packed, and she did.