>Be me >Acting fake as fuck >fitting in (sorta) >keep

>>36254435
I thought it was funny anon, but I guess normies will never know

>>36254435
You're not funny anon. People smile around you because you're pathetic and they are trying to give you a reason to live.

Maybe you should just submit to your urges and turn in. If not, stop fucking whinging on my Laoation Croquet Forum and shitting up the place.

Alternatively, if you absolutely have to keep complaining about your totally mundane, unoriginal life, you should try checking out wizardchan or even reddit. Those communities love self obsessed teenagers who think that their pain is unfathomable and hasn't been experienced by literally anyone else ever.

You know what? You're just as bad as those fucking tumblrina's who all compete in the oppression olympics. This entire board is full of dumb fucks like you carrying on about how THEY are the most depressed despite being above average intelligence and how the normal world doesn't make sense to them. This board started as a meme and moron's like you flocked to it thinking everyone was being serious.

It's worse than fucking /pol/. You're not special, you're not different, in 5 years you will remember this moment and go "wow, I was a fucking immature little brat, I can't believe I thought life was hard then."

Until then I want you to walk to your garage, hop in your car, pull onto the nearest highway and then when you're doing 90mph wrap yourself around a light post. Maybe being horribly disfigured will give you some real perspective on what it's like to actually live a life of suffering and having real disabilities to hold you back from participating in life will validate your inability to socialise whilst also garnering pity from everyone around you. Because that's what you want isn't it? Pity and attention? Plenty of that for burn victims in wheelchairs who can only eat after their meal has gone through a food processor.

>>36254435
Oh, and if you actually die, good fucking riddance, nobody here will care, your parents will no longer have to worry about supporting you and you can stop being such a fucking burden by stomping around yelling at people how sad you are. People don't crave your presence, it's tiring to be constantly have to be a good person around you. But we don't whine. We strive to be better, stronger people. Maybe if you stop feeling sorry for yourself for one fucking second you will find that you too have the constitution to be better than the useless retards that populate /r9k/.

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>>36254435
>"I know right! You don't have to be funny to want to fucking die!"
cringin familia

>>36254435
I used to do this same thing but with incest and pedophilia nobody expected a thing hehehe

>>36255107
>>36255067
Y-you too, t-thanks
(Also original)