>sit down for a normal poop
>a constant stream of liquid gushes from my ass for 30 seconds
>three times
I'm going to tell my bf I'm not in the mood and just blow him.
>>36250973
>gekkan shoujo nozaki kun
Good taste in anime crops.
But you still need to leave.
Why not just say "I have diarrhea"?
>>36250973
>completely drained
>doesn't offer anal
Wtf.
>>36251090
My bf has a gross ass to mouth fetish.
No way am I touching that.
>>36251061
I'm a boy though, my boyfriend is from /r9k/
>>36251090
Too gross. If it becomes a problem I'll v tell him.
>>36250973
Ahhh, the feminine mystique. Women are vile.
>>36251113
You're still a fucking sex-haver even if you are a dudes dude, dude.
You know the rules.