Anons, my oneitis just messaged me "hi". This has been

tell her to fuck off. and ask for her adress

>>36244063
>hey what's up?

>hey how are you?

S I M P L E

>>36244101
I know her adress though

>>36244121
This seems like all I can do, but I'm so terrible at making small talk and talk in general it's not even funny. While it's kind of awkward talking about today's weather, the second the conversation steers away from it, things get even worse.

To be honest I am much less nervous talking to her in person because face-to-face communication makes it easier to read the mood and detect potential underlying motives. Texting just makes me feel as if I'm teetering on thin ice all the time. Chances are I'll unintentionally leave her hanging for days while I overanalyze and freak out about every syllable she's directed at me, then proceed to spend entire hours focusing on nothing but trying to think of an appropriate response in light of the results of my convoluted ruminations that may or may not be correct because who the fuck knows.

>>36244592
Call her or ask her to send audios

I have an insane idea. Try just responding honestly and in earnest.

ur mom doesn't count as ur 1itis xd

>>36244063
send her a dicku picu

>who is this? How'd you get my number?

I dunno, maybe steer the conversation this way, so at least you'll know why she's texting you.

>>36244699
this. works every time
t. chad

>>36244063
well what'd you do OP?

talk to her as though you were talking to a dude

ONE TIP: don't make any fucking jokes

seriously any attempt at wit will no doubt turn into cringe

just keep it simpe