>Be asleep in the morning >start to wake up >feel rustling

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>add it on facebook
>promise to be its friend forever
>offer to help it go to college
>ignore its messages from that point forward

*F*R*I*E*N*D*S*H*I*P*
*I*S*
*M*A*G*I*C*

>honey thank god its you
>I just had the strangest dream
>it had something do with 9000 robots, a guy named doland, and an angry population that was enslaved by a bunch of numbers
>what the fuck

>>36239171
that isn't a tranny
it's literally just a dude who's wearing makeup to freak people out

this is like if I posted a bunch of rubber uniform fetishists and called it your political philosophy

>>36239171
i proceed to start shitting and farting while making animal noises and slapping the side of his head with my closed fists until he backs away just enough for me to kick him in the torso with both legs as hard as i can

then, before he can run away i get up and kick him in the head again, and then i scoop up some of the shit from the bed and bitch slap him so hard his ear fills with shit and he falls unconcscious

then i suck his dick

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>>36239264
>literally nothing in this thread about trannies
>tranny pops up to ree

This is why you people need to be murdered.

>>36239294
it's obviously a fucking /pol/ crosslord who's mad about the fag shit and is posting ugly dudes to try and skeeve everyone out