I have come to the conclusion that smelly NEET gfs are the pinnacle

>>36238620
t. guy who has never eaten pussy before

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>>36239435
>non-virgins on r9k
its time to go back to fucking reddit

>>36238620
I agree with you wholeheartedly, anon.
I just want a smelly pussy NEET gf that masturbates all day when I'm away, and then sits on my face while she plays video games when I get back.

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>>36239435
t. nu-male who wouldn't know a delicious musky vagina even if it sat right on his face. Pussy tastes and smells best when it's been cultivating for a few days, preferably with your cum pumped into it daily.

>>36239528
thanks bro you have me a hardon with that description desu

>>36239586
>The smell of old cum that's been ripening inside a hot vagina
Heaven desu. I'd even eat it out of her.

>smelly pussy NEET gf that masturbates all day when I'm away
HAWT

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>>36239618
Totally. That moment right when you can feel the damp heat near your face, all the while your nose and brain being assaulted in tandem. Keeping a lazy NEET girl warm, toasty and topped off with cum is paradise.

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>tfw no NEET gf who teasingly sucks my dick while she shitposts as I eat her out.

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summer is a great season for sweaty neet girls

So where di all the neet girls hide? I need to find one.

>>36243032
They're probably sitting in their NEETcaves(female), masturbating for hours at a time to fucked up fetishes. As for where they'd actively post, your guess is as good as mine. Maybe they just blend in well with the lads?

>>36243979
>masturbating for hours on end to fucked up fetishes
That's hot.

The probably actively avoid threads like this :/

>>36244204
They're NEET women, but still women.
If it's about them it's attention and attention is irresistible candy to women.
So I wouldn't be so sure about that, probably wouldn't post in it though.

>>36244204
Possibly. It'd be fun to get some perspective from the other side. I don't imagine r9gay is a very friendly environment for low profile NEETs who don't really flaunt their shit, if there is such a thing here.

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>>36244313
candy you say anon?

>>36244313
Yeah but if someone offered to fund their lifestyle in one of these threads, would they respond?

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>>36238620
I have you ever sniffed a long unwashed pussy?

I literally vomited when I got a whiff.

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>>36246562
I have. You are literally a faggot who should literally go back. Unless your woman has a yeast infection or some serious issues with hygiene that go from musky to "crusty flakes breaking off territory" it's going to smell naturally arousing or atleast bearable. Do you think humans fucked each other while vomiting all over the place before we got where we are today?

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>>36246339
Yes that is most definitely the word which I typed out in that post there.

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>>36246819
I'm glad that I've correctly read that which you typed out.

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Gotta love a NEET with some MEAT

>>36246562
>>36246692
Please fuck off, Chads.

/oregank

>>36248035
I'm sorry anon, it won't happen again.

>>36248990
NO, once you taken a whiff of the pussy youre not one of us