>took my sister's vibrator while she was showering (I

>>36238039
Yes give it back and apologise it's disrespectful to take someone's property without asking.

>>36238039
Throw it out hide it dont get caught with never mention it

>>36238068
I fucking know, I'm an ancap as well which is why I feel so guilty but I don't know how she's going to react. I have diagnosed autism so I reckon she'll understand but still.

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>>36238039

what did that give me an erection

>>36238039
Door unlocked, vibrator in ass, pointed at the door. Wait for her to come in

Throw the vibrator away and never bring it up

Telling your sister has NO positive outcome

>>36238039
Why would she want it back after it has been inside of a faggots ass?

>>36238039
tell her u were looking for something and you found it and threw it away because it's degenerate and impure

>>36238039

You are a terrible brother.

>>36238039
Dispose of it discreetly, and never mention it again. She won't ask her brother about a vibrator, and as long as you don't bring it up you are fine

>>36238069
>>36238136
How you misplace a vibrator to the point it disappears completely? She's going to know someone took it and since it's only and my mom in the house she going to figure it was me.

I just walked out and casualy walked passed her room, she was in her closet, I asked what's with the noise and she said "nothing".

Maybe I just drop it somewhere in her room while she isn't looking, problem is I don't know where she looked already.

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>Clean it
>Put it on her bed when she's out
>With a note that says
>"We had to borrow this" - Mom (or Dad)

>>36238039
Buy her a new one and place it in her usual hiding spot when she isnt at home. Hide the old one in your room for later use

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OP is a fag. That is true.

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Leave some cum on it so she gets knocked up.

Today OP was a real faggot

>>36238039

Threads like these are why I browse /r9k/

Good luck with your sister, you fucking fag

>OP gives her vibrator back
>"What the fuck, I was looking for my keys"

>>36238219
This this this, do this, it'll be funny as shit

>>36238293
This is actually a good point, maybe I'm just gonna expose myself while she wasn't even suspicious.

Should I just do it for autism sake? I legit don't really care about the outcome I've done worse, just guilty about stealing for sis.

>>36238322
No just toss it casually in a corner of her room and cover it a little with a random piece of clothing so it looks like she didnt notice it when she was searching for it

>>36238039
>Go into her room naked with vibrator in butt and turned on
>Turn around
>Squat while flexing biceps and straddling legs as much as possible
>Chant "Ravioli ravioli, give me the vibratoli" over and over while squeezing it out of but
>Let it plop on the floor
>Walk out and close door
>>Optionally, take some of her panties too
She'll never tell. This is your chance, OP.

>>36238039
lmao this is hilarious OP please be real.

its pretty obvious that you would be the only person to take it and she is freaking out that you have it.

Nothing. It's yours now, fruitbowl.

>have a sister
>not fuck her every night
Lel pleb

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Update:

This anon was right >>36238293 # I fucked up I guess, whatever.

>walk in her room with vibrator in hand
>she's laying in bed fucking around on her phone
>on her belly with head at the foot of the bed, head towards the door
>I place the vibrator on the bed saying "sorry I took without asking"
>I legit just wanted to see her reaction
>she just looks at me for a few long moments
>as I turn around to walk out she just goes "what the fuck, anon"
>screams for 5 mins about how sick she's of me
>I totally get it and apologize again a few times
>"touch my toys again and I'll legit call the cops"
>I know she won't but fucking really? "toys"? What a slut
>apologize again and walk out

I'm probably gonna buy her a new vibrator with my neetbux for her birthday in the summer both as an apology and as a joke, since she has "toys" I guess she likes them and would be pleased, maybe I'll get an Hitachi, hear they are expensive.

Anyway mom walked into her room after me since she was yelling and asked "what's up", sis said "nothing" and mom said something about her charger being in the yard so I guess that's what she was loking for.

Still horny, though.

My sister had a vibrator and I threw it out because it's degenerate. I'm not even kidding I found it snooping around in there in a bubble wrap and threw it in the trash because I was so disgusted by what I seen. A self-respecting white woman shouldn't desecrate herself like this.

>>36239116
She thought she lost it lol.

>>36239116
I have a question:
Do you masturbate?

>>36239076
Oh lord the autism is overwhelming

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>>36239076
>I know she won't but fucking really? "toys"? What a slut
>What a slut
You were just fucking you ass with it you goddamn autist.

>Ywn have a cute trap fraternal twin who you dress up and use your vibrator on his cute butt and dick.

>>36239170
Yes? What does that have to do with it? She can do it with her hands too, like a normal person.

>>36239274
do you also watch porn?

>>36239273
>>Ywn have a cute trap fraternal twin who you dress up and use your vibrator on his cute butt and dick.
are you a grill? maybe i can be your twin

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>>36239274
>Not buying a fleshlight
You're a literal faggot.

>>36239290
Yes, and she can do it too? What are you getting at?

Difference:
- men masturbate like normal people, women stick foreign objects into themselves
- men watch porn, women camwhore themselves on the internet for money

Why can't they just do it like men instead of like whores?

>>36238039
You have violated NAP. McDeathSquads are on their way.

>>36239327
there's no difference in using your hands or a foreign object.Trying to control your sisters own decisions is fucking degenerate you autist.
Also, porn is degenerate you pleb

>>36239365
>>there's no difference in using your hands or a foreign object.
Fucking retard. You're gay, aren't you?

>>36239116

>I threw it out because it's degenerate

I'm sure she's looking forward to the day your parents do the same for you.

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>>36239076

Oh god you fucking idiot. Why didn't you just throw the damn thing out.

>>36239380
no I'm not you retarded autist,you're just way too deluded to understand normal reasoning

buy a much bigger vibrator, different color and settings and put it in her room in the same place

>>36239076

Keep us updated when you buy your sister a sex toy.

>>36239365
Kill yourself degenerate nigger. Women must remain chaste for their husband.

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>>36239076
omotta toori da
I knew that was going to happen, I just knew it

>>36239409
Why is sticking foreign objects into your body normal reasoning if you're not a faggot?

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>>36239076
Thanks for reminding me why i still sift through the lgbt and pol shit on this board anon. Godspeed

>>36238197
This x1000

I know you're autistic and ancap and all of that but HOLY FUCK, do not mention to your sister that you took her vibrator, and do not tell ANYBODY you shoved it up your ass. Shameful and not to mention unhygenic. Learn from this experience. Buy your own sex toys if you want.

DO NOT TELL HER.

>>36238039
Please post pics of the vibrator up your asshole. Your post gave me a woody.

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>>36238197
this

>>36239076
you fucking autistic retard

>>36238219
Anon! Do this, and take picture, and make timestamp.
Make me happy today, anon. Please.

>>36239561
Not him. Are you a virgin with a small penis? Seriously she's a woman. No shit she likes phallic objects. You are such a loser and uncool.

Who cares how anyone gets off
Especially your own family

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>>36238455
that would be fooooken epic

>>36238039
You deserve a helicopter ride for violating her property rights you fucking commie