>post a reply in an argument >close the tab >in my mind,

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>>36232394
>see thread with thing I don't like
>think of argument
>shut down computer
>they literally can't even form a rebuttle
>i win

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>>36232394
>reply to argument in thread
>don't see autocorrect mistakes before posting
>hide thread when notice
Out of site out of mind.

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>>36232394

>reply something retarded on purpose
>close tab
>see thread watcher become red
>go back to thread with my eyes half closed so I can't read their bullshit and just count how many (You) 's I got

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>>36232394
>having an argument
>know absolutely jack shit
>keep pointing out opponent's lack of coherenceand, logical fallacies and semantic bullshit
>but he is actually right
>everyone still shits on him becasue he can't into writing sentences
>I win the argument
>mfw

>See opposing arguement in thread
>Write a coherent response respectfully debunking the ideas of another anon utilizung thourough sources, statistics, expert testimony, and well thought logic.
>Delete it all and post a smug anime face, checking digits, and calling everyone a fag.

I already won. They simply don't acknowledge it.

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>Guy makes a retarded argument
>Oh boy I'm going to let this guy have it
>type out long, irrefutable post that absolutely destroys him and his shitty argument
>click Post
>thread does not exist anymore
>mfw he got the last word
>mfw he probably thinks he won

>>36232909
>fag I'm arguing with writes long ass reply
>respond with a one sentence straw man
>mfw I know he is going to get bootyblasted and respond with another block of text
>mfw he does
>mfw no face

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>arguing with someone in a thread
>his responses are short and stupid
>keep pointing out everything wrong
>gives me another short, condescending response
>at this point I'm not sure if he's baiting
>pull apart his whole argument and call him stupid
>think he won and that I've been played
>just about to close the tab when it refreshes and a wall of text loads with a (You)
>realize that I wasn't being baited at all and the guy might legitimately be retarded
>give him the one two with a ">he's actually this retarded" and a "Here's your (You)"
>the tables turned and he spends the next 90 minutes shitting himself over my one sentences responses

Alternatively
>arguing with some guy over something I know nothing about because it just sounds like he's wrong
>reading wiki pages as I need to keep the shit charade going
>eventually other people side with me saying he's wrong and I'm right
>while I'm right in the middle of reading the page that shows how I'm wrong entirely
>just keep ball rolling anyway pretending to have the utmost confidence that I'm right until he leaves

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>having an argument with a friend on steam
>posts easy to read and understand responses
>friend is getting completely fucked
>he derails the conversation and turns in on me
>calling me fat, lazy and irresponsible
>he takes my comments out of context and sends it to my friends making me look like a fucking moron
>he wins
>mfw i keep writing and deleting a response for 20 minutes, but i am completely btfo
fuck you, matt

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>>36233337
>mfw i dont get
>>36233333

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>>36232963
>that script that guy wrote that automatically responded to every reply with "ok kid"

>>36233337
that ain't no damn friend anon

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>Tfw 50% of your retorts are "not an argument"

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>think of a really clever comment and post in thread right before I go to sleep
>add it to thread watcher
>in bed giggling to myself thinking about how impressed everyone will be with my intelligence and acerbic wit
>wake up and check to see how many (you)'s I got
>mfw thread archived
>mfw my post was last post