>tfw no argonian gf >tfw no beastfolk gf >tfw want to

>>36232186
>tfw no argonian bf

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>>36232213
I-I mean, those are pretty nice too, I suppose...

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>>36232186
Why would a lizard have breasts?

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>>36232302
Of course they are
origami

>>36232324
>mer
You racist nord. Go back to Winterhold, Viking.

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>>36232324
Because the thing that creates them doesn't care, thinks its funny, or just wanted a race to experiment on. They are created by sentient trees called the Hist that stay in the Argonian homeland of Black Marsh. The Hist are ancient beings that survived the eating of the last world and were brought into the new one with some kind of power over the forms and creation of a new race native to this timeline.

>>36232392
>he doesn't know that hist are buttsluts for Redguards
>he doesn't know that Argonians are just colonizing black March
>he's a Jewi-I mean Dwemmer cuck

I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

>>36232440
Is lizard dick degenerate, yes or no

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wh-what would having an argonian gf or bf be like

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>>36232378
>implying
Chimer > Dunmer > Dwemer > Altmer > Ayleids > Nords > Imperials > Redguards Bretons > Orsimer > Bosmer > Argonians > Khajiit

>>36232527
Anything you want them to be since it's all imaginary

>>36232532
>conniving lying beastmen at the bottom
>beautiful and powerful mer at the top
There is nothing wrong with this

>>36232568
kind of like my gender crisis ?

>w-w-w-we wuz mer

furries and scalies need to accept their place in society

>>36232584
Yes you god damn freak, there is no crisis just look between your legs.
Some animeposters I swear.

>>36232568
No they're real! They're real...

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>>36232598
No that wasn't me!

origuabn

>>36232606
Of course they're real, in your head that is.
How is your argonian bf/gf like anon?
Mine is a patient, caring AND daring adventurer with a really nice dick.
Also digitarede legs because I am a man of taste.

>>36232616
I've been fooled again
Curse you trannyfag

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>>36232649
No they're real for real!

Uh...w-well, if I had an argonian bf, I guess he would be big and strong and loyal and protective. He'd protect me if we get into fights and I'd stay back and attack with magic or heal him. At nights if we don't have enough money to stay at an inn, we would set up a tent and he would hold me with his big strong arms and make me feel safe. He'd press me into his chest just enough to make me feel nice and protected, but without feeling uncomfortable. I guess he would still do that even if we got a room at an inn, but we'd have to lock the door because it would be embarrassing. Sometimes we'd go to take baths in rivers under waterfalls, and I'd be embarrassed, but I don't think he would be. he wouldn't be shy at all, he'd feel confident in his body and masculinity and enjoy the sensation of being exposed and close to nature. Maybe sometimes he'd try to get me to open up a bit, and pat me on the back and tell me that there's no reason to be shy, and that part of becoming a man is learning to be confident in yourself. He'd give me manly life advice like that too sometimes.

I'm not sure what my argonian gf would be like, but having one of those would be really nice too.

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>>36232186
>Fucking lizards
>When there's a perfectly good race of strong, green elves with sexy fangs.
Horrible taste

>>36232817
That's a pretty gay imagination. I might steal it

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>>36232835
Well I mean, orcs are nice too, but argonians are nice in a different way! I can't describe it...

>>36232836
I-It's not! I'm glad you liked it, though...

>>36232856
Wanting to be cared for by a big manly lizard is pretty gay

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>>36232920
It's not! I mean, maybe we wouldn't even be boyfriends, maybe he could just be a friend, or someone who offered to look after me on my adventures, I don't know...the idea just sounds nice

>>36232945
>maybe we wouldn't be boyfriends
But that's the fun part, a fag and his bee ef dual-wielding lizard. Think of how embarrased you could be when he compliments you

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>>36233021
W-Well, yeah, I guess I would be, but it also might be kind of nice if he said something nice. Wh-What do you think he would say?

Wait a second I'm not a fag! D-Don't call me things like that...

>>36233058
I specialize in bullying so I don't know what complimenting things he would say. Just think of the worst thing about you and then imagine him helping you fix that.
Also you are a faggot. A bisexual anime faggot at that

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>>36233128
>I specialize in bullying

It sure sounds like it!

Well...I mean, in real life it would be my weight, but I don't think I would be like that in this fantasy. I would still be pretty shy I guess, so maybe he would help me with that, self-confidence and things like that. The manly life advice stuff would be good, and it would feel nice when he tells me I did good too. Like after I learned a new spell, or I did good in a battle, or I healed him up nicely. I'm not sure exactly what he would say when things like that happened, though...

M-Maybe, when we take baths together and he turns around, he'd see that I'd get flustered and turn away so I don't see his penis, and then he'd come closer and tell me not to be nervous because we're both guys, and that it's not a big deal for guys to bathe together. Stuff like that, trying to bring me out of my shell, th-that would be kinda nice.

Hey, should I get

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/70164/?
or
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76127/?

>>36233296
Well I can't look at the first one and I forgot my nexus account password so go for the second one
Unless the first one has cock

>>36233339
They can both have cock, they're both compatible with SoS

>>36233284
What a fun imagination you have. What would you do if he invited you for a date? A 100% full homo date?

>>36233339
Nice quad dude.
Original this is

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>>36233435
Th-Thanks anon, I'm glad you think so!

Oh, geez, uh...well, I'd probably get flustered at first, and try to remind him that we're both boys. Then, maybe he'd put his hand on my shoulder or head and calm me down. He'd tell me that it's alright for men to like each other, and that he likes me. He'd tell me that he sees how shy I get around him sometimes, and that learning about love and exploring my feelings is all part of growing up and becoming a man. He'd ask me again if I'd like to come on a date with him, if I had feelings for him too. I'd say yes, and then we'd go to do whatever it is you do on dates. P-Probably not in public, though, I'd be way too embarrassed

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T-Tell me about argonian cocks please

>>36233869
I like to think of them as being your standard fantasy lizard dick but with foreskin

>>36233917
>Fantasy lizard dick

What are those like?

>>36232532
>Nords below the Dunmer
>Bosmer below Orsimer
>Ayleids below Altmer

Fix your shit, boy

>>36233927
I don't want to be banned for posting furry porn anon, just look for them yourself. They're not that HARD to find

>>36233943
O-Oh

Well, I'm not sure how those would work with foreskin, but I'm interested to find out. P-Please tell me more

>>36233966
Not sure what is there to tell. You take a pink lizard dick and wrap it in a lot of yummy skin, you're done. Bonus points for manly dick musk.
[And then you shove your tongue under the skin and make him beg for mercy

>>36234067
>manly dick musk>Running your tongue under the foreskin

Oh god I want it. Give me argonian bf NOW

>>36234095
I hate to break this to you anon but argonians dont exist and you have to be satisfied with your imagination
Welcome to hell

>>36234142
n-no they are

they're real

me and argonian bf will be together forever

>>36234327
Lies and delusions, your argonian bf isn't real.
But you can make him real anon, all you have to do is kill yourself. Then you can be with your lizard forever

>>36234346
B-But he'd be upset with me if I did that, it would make him sad when I tell him how I got there. I don't want argonian bf to be sad

>>36234355
Well all you have to do is lie then and he won't be sad. What he doesn't know won't hurt him

Would a big strong lizard bf use a greatsword, a battleaxe or a warhammer?

>>36234412
All three. Two for the hands and the last one for his tail

>>36232186
>tfw no argonian maid gf
>>36232532
>mer
>above men
kekked

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>Haven't even begun to edit the head
>Already turned on

why am I doing this

>>36234523
What mods anonymouse?

>>36232324
Its a substitute to hist sap, the thing all argonians drink to grow up strong.

>>36234544
A fucking ton. But to get argonians looking that way, I'm pretty sure all you need is a body editor like Racemenu or ECE (I'm using ECE at the moment), body textures, (I'm using Masculine Argonian Textures), and Schlongs of Skyrim for the COCK

>tfw no argonian mommy

Which make better mommies, argonians or khajiit?

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Well this thread became gay really quick.

>>36234596
Well at least it sounds like you're having fun. I don't have the patience or a computer good enough to go trough the process of installing and running 50 different mods just so that I can jerk off, most of which need the DLC which I don't have because I'm a poorfag.

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>>36234805
Well, most of them aren't for jerking off, I tried to avoid most of the really lewd mods this time around for muh arrpee. But I feel you, it gets pretty crazy pretty quick once you see how many mods there are.

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Tfw too dumb to learn magic and too cowardly to be a warrior
Tfw dont fit in as any class

>>36235074
You could be a rogue! Or you could be some kind of merchant, and your thing could be hiring bodyguards like in the Tingle game. You could be a bard too.

Or you could just be a whore. Whatever works for you.

>>36235103
Im a neet who sits at home all day, what do I know about crime or street smarts
And I mean, this is r9k, I don't think any of us are charismatic enough to be a bard or pretty enough to be a whore

>>36235132
>>36235074
Sniping's a good job mate
All you have to do is find or build a rifle and then become like that one slut from the metal gear game.
Personally I have some dignity left so I would wear actual body protection. A skintight protection but we can't all be perfect

>>36235040
i WILL suck argonian COCK

>>36235040
That's a cute lizard

>>36235166
I actually own an ar-15 but I'm an awful shot with it, I'm only decent with pistols
Granted I do know a guy irl who shoots super long distances, I could ask him to teach me

>>36235283
But what about body armor anon? Will you show all of Tamriel your kevlar-encased bulge?

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>>36235307
T-That's classified

>>36235252
>>36235271
Th-Thanks

Origfjyxnl

>>36235510
How did you get him to cross his legs?
How do you get him to un-cross them

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>not having lewd mods

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>>36235537
It's a posing mod.

I-I suppose I'd just have to find a pose where he opens his legs, if that's what I'd want to do...

>>36235571
Well it's what I want.
Show me the dick lizzy boy

talk about lizard dick more

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>>36235624
o-okay

origianlasknasl

>>36235822
Not even fictional lizards can escape jewish practices I see

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>>36235844
S-Sorry anon...

I'd have to look around for other cocks, that one seemed to be pretty compatible with the body textures I was using and it looked decent, so I just stuck with that.

I know how you feel, I think uncut is pretty hot too.

>>36235904
I'm quite disappointed that you didn't put 100% effort in your lizardman. I bet he would be disappointed too if he knew you jewed his jewels.
Well I guess I shouldn't have expected perfection.

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>>36235972
I-I'm sorry, I only started him like two hours ago!

>>36236022
Well my computer is too shit to handle skyrim even without mods so YOU need to make the lizard perfect! With a proper manly dick!
And maybe some gay ass face tattoss or something I dunno

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>>36236073
H-How about this?

opruigaosi

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>tfw not a lizards healslut

>>36236428
That's better and probably the best you can get with the skyrim engine.
gg

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>>36236449
I-I think I'm going to become one once I get my lizard transferred over as a follower to my mage boy character

>>36236456
D-Do you like it? Did I do good?

>>36236476
Yeah it's pretty good
Now get it hard faggot

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>>36236506
I-It looks kinda silly, but okay...

I guess he has phimosis

>>36236679
Does look silly indeed
The search for a perfect dick continues... If you have the determination that is. We can always settle for second best

>>36236695
Well, I mean, there was some others that I found...

They're not uncut, but they're weird. One's like a slit that makes a fantasy lizard dick, and the other's one with a normal shaft and a weird lizardy head.

>>36236740
Those sound like interesting dicks.
Make more lizards and give them those two. Make an army of lizard bfs.
Become unstoppable

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>>36236759
B-But my heart only has room for one! I don't wanna make him jealous or hurt his feelings...

Did you still wanna see the dicks?

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>>36236783
Why I have the perfect image for this

Lizard cock NOW

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>>36236797
>>36237022

http://imgur.com/a/h59iK

>One with the weird head worked
>Slit wouldn't get hard for some reason so I took a picture with this sheath one
>But that one wouldn't get hard for some reason either

aaaaAAAAAA

I know they can I've seen them do it like years ago sorry. I-I hope it's still good

>>36237130
The first two look pretty weird in a good way, would succ and ride
Well did. Animefag anon is kredit to lizard dick lovers

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>>36237154
Really?! Th-Thanks anon, I'm glad you liked it...!

>>36236476
H-how do you do this?
Asking for a friend

>>36237273
Do what? Import characters as followers? That I'm still trying to figure out, there's supposedly a mod that can turn characters from one playthrough into NPCs for another, bypassing all the construction kit stuff. I haven't actually tried it yet though so I don't know.

>>36237304
Where did you get all these dicks by the way. Are they all seperate download or do they cum in a package
hue

>Gays hijack a gf thread

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>>36237397
Schlongs of Skyrim comes with three default ones, there are others that you can download. The one with the weird head is Leito's, the uncut one is Hoodies. You'll find them on Loverslab

>>36237445
I'm sorry anon, I couldn't help it. You
We can still talk about gfs if you want too.

>>36237445
There's enough gf threads to go around, the last time I've seen a lizard bf thread was months ago

Someone recommend me some mods

>tfw will never be a qt argonian maid

>>36237878
What are you looking for? For general modding suggestions definitely hit up /tesg/'s website, for lewd stuff look around Loverslab.

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>>36232186
Tfw akavir is not a thing so no tsaesci gf

>tfw no khajiit gf pubes to sniff

Tfw no musky argonian balls to sniff

>tfw no motherly fortune telling, skooma dealing khajit gf who knows the ways of the world and protects my naive ass instead of exploiting it like she does with everyone else

>>36238999
nice trips
>tfw no khajiit gf to abuse my ass
>tfw she will never run her rough, sandpapery tongue over my urethra as she pounds her fingers into my prostate