>on LiveJasmine
>ask a girl to stand up and show her butt
>she says tip first
>tip 1 dollar
>"wow, one dollar to stand up? how cheap..." *doesn't stand up*
EVEN STRIPPERS DON'T JUST SIT ON THEIR ASS ALL DAY! FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I was gonna keep tipping her to shaker her ass etc but she just strait up ate my dollar like an out of order soda machine
>>36229608
>being so desperate that you pay camwhores.
>falling for the cam whore meme
Did you know Lana Rain sometimes has to work for 10 whole hours a week and you shouldnt torrent her videos because it cuts into the thousands she makes a week
>>36229608
That is pathetic af my dude
is this rly your life? jesus
>>36229608
>tfw trolled camwhores during the early days of camwhoring
>would go to low traffic camwhores and start subtly insulting them and make them question their pathetic lives
>not using a fake chad cam on
omegle
Kek
shut up i know its pathetic
I had a bunch of bitcoins and nothing to spend them on so I copped a bunch of credits but yo I got into a top-tier exchange with my nigga Mark from customer support which ill be posting iTT
You:damn it man
You im mad as hell
Mark:Hi, this is Mark. I will be assisting you.
You:u know how soda machines get an out of order sign mark?
Mark :I am truly sorry to hear that.
You :this girl needs an out of order sign m8
You:she ate my dollar
You:didnt drop my soda
Mark:May I ask what seems to be the issue?
You:im parched mark
You:im thirsty af
You:and out a dollar
Mark: :)
Mark: Was it a privet session?
You :yo nah im just venting
YouI was like can I see your ass for a tip she said yes right
Mark : If you had an unpleasant private session with a Model I would be able to open an investigation.
You : so I tipp then she gets uppity like
You : wow you cheap
You : she says jsut one dollar to stand up?
You : since when is free money not good enough
You : you know what man, dont worry about following up I just rated 1 star and moves on but hey
You : you got a sick ass job m8, what a life
Mark : I do see your point, and you are right. If you would provide me the name of the Model we would have a word with her regarding the issue.
You : damn dude for real
You : thats dope
Mark : Indeed, this is my job.
You : gimme a second ill find the name she might have gone offline
Mark : Sure, take your time.
You : its xBedofRosesx
You : thanks bud, I know its just a dollar like fuck it right but
You : it just struck me like services not rendered lol
Mark : Thank you, we will contact her regarding the issue.
You : hey man really appreciate it, youre doing God's work here
Mark : Welcome back, Mark is here.
Mark : Thank you for your kind words.
You : have a nice life my friend
Mark : Thank you, please enjoy the rest of your day.
You : peace
You : actually
You : can I tip you
You : lmao
You : mark the real MVP here
Mark : Unfortunately that is not possible here. :)
Mark : However I do appreciate it.
You : aye, imma take this to the CEO customer support needs a tip box
Mark : :)
Mark : Thank you for your suggestion.
>>36229917
damn mark pulling it through, this nigga doin work
>>36229950
dude my boy Mark knows what it is he is the hero cam whore sites need. not the one they deserve.
>>36229917
My man Mark. He sure as hell doesn't love these hoes. Do they reimburse you with a butthole credit?
If I wanted to waste money like that it'd be on vidya or i'd be buying skins on league of legends for my tryhard friend
What's wrong with you OP