>a girl wrote this to me What's that one thing that

Inertia, I think.

>>36227972
That font though. What did she mean by that?

>>36227972
>i dont trust the garbage people
What the fuck kind of piece of shit did you date?
These people work shit jobs and are severely underpaid and she thinks they give a fuck about her sob story?

>>36228109
No, retard, she stated that's a first draft. She doesn't trust them not to steal it and publish it as their own work.

>>36227972
Well, fuck, is this published?
That premise sounds interdasting as fuck

>>36228157
Her trust issues are no excuse for maligning our hard-working sanitation engineers.

>>36228157
She's thick as fucking pigshit.

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>>36228175
OP here

I read it and I can testify that it is shit. The main character is an obvious shoe-in for me and the love interest is, in turn, her. It's basically an otome fanfiction of my life.

Here's the first page. Read at your own risk.

>>36228157
Yeah so like I said before, shes a piece of shit. On top of that shes also a narcissist. Great catch. Now get the fuck off my board

>>36227972
>Having a girl like you this much
>Breaking up with them
what the fuck OP get off this board you fucking tyrone titandick

>>36228219
This, she probably, probably meant people who go through the trash. Ordinary normals, hobos, homeless, trash divers, etc. Even sanitation engineer's do that, another mans trash is their treasure.

>>36228222
How do you know how thick pipshit is brother?

>>36228248
Well, damn.
That's a shame.
You should dip it in red ink and send it back

>>36228296
you see I live on a farm.

>>36227972
why did you break up with her? if I were you I'd be in that codependant disgusting relationship she obviously wants.

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>>36228248
>"There will be no seeing under my watch!"

>>36228248
I said, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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words words words, all i care about is the premise. she'dve been better off learning to draw

>>36228368
We made out in an alleyway in chinatown and after it was over I realized I had lost all my infatuation for her

Her lasting obsession with me is basically the only Chad moment of my entire life

What are you going to do, OP? Tell her the truth and crush her?

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>>36228248
>Kiri, Kiri, Kiri
You should've taught her what a pronoun is instead of vidya

>>36228248

Ugh, maybe you SHOULD burn it.

>>36228016
Fpbp

Iktf bro

>>36228369
couldn't make it past this, did you date a literal retard OP?

>>36228416
>not wanting to crush a roastie

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>No energy or motivation to do anything, even suicide
>No gun to off myself with

>>36228472
she doesn't look like a roastie tho
>obsesed with a guy
>writes a book entirely cause of him
that's a robot behaviour desu
>>36227972
was she pure before knowing you?

>>36228248
>Ecstatica
Jesus Christ
>bright, sunny day... at the center of the planet
Does this take place in a giant hole?
>pink house with yellow windows; pink hair
Everyone is colorblind on planet Ecstatica
>bright day, bright shoes, bright house, bright shirts
Such subtlety.

This can't be real. Reads like it was written by a twelve year old or ESL. Full of grammar mistakes, awkward phrasing and almost every sentence starts with a character's name.

>>36228416
>Crush her
This. Also make sure you tell her she's a talentless hack who's never gonna make it and you saw that from the very beginning, but kept up the appearance for your own entertainment and that you didn't think she was gonna go ahead and write it because you thought she would realise she's utter garbage since it's so obvious.

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>>36228533
She was, yeah. We were each others' first love and first kiss. This is her btw; judge for yourself how roastie she looks

>>36228416
Already did, forever ago.

>>36228468
I'm pretty sure she had some kind of 'tism. Not complaining tho cuz I'm also a diagnosed sperg as if you couldn't tell by my writing style

>>36228248
>Estatica
>Mrs. Petunia
>"There will be no seeing under my watch" then the door slams
>Repeating yellow windows
>Kiri Bryant
>Clarinda, Dandel, and Hope
>carrying a map of the neighbor hood is serious autism
>repeating Kiri one thousand times
>Benny is known as Bendy for no goddamn reason
>Kiri is smart enough to know what goth is but guesses it must be "goth or something".

Fucking awful.

She wrote a fucking book for you bro. Doesn't matter how shit it is. Do you realize how many girls broke up with their boyfriends and rode a carousel of dick, in the time it took for her to write this shitty book about you?

Marry her

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>>36228594
don't crush her, just gently find a way to let her know she'll never make it and should pick up another hobby. maybe art or music

>>36228594
Didnt you post about this before? And you posted some emails or something like that?

>>36228652
SHIT I'VE BEEN FOUND

I mean hey there's a reason I'm here. This is basically my only accomplishment.

>>36228304
>You should dip it in red ink and send it back
kek

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>>36228670
Post the rest + pics. I'm oddly interested in this aspie

>>36228594
She looks like she's a roastie now

>>36228652
>it's yet another r9k rerun

I bet we're getting the asian masculinity episode next.

>>36228615 this, and also >>36228630 this; i'd kill for an sperg girl to write an retard books just for me. In fact my first and only gf was talented for writting, I'd post the first book she wrote but it actually got published and at the moment she reached success left me immediately. I still have my v-card tho, we didn't last long.

>>36227972
I have literally nothing to lose since i don't care about dying, so i don't have to play anything safe.
>diet exercise
>eat junk when i want
>learn a skill
>read some books
>skip work to take walks


If i truly fuck up my life i'll just shoot my head

>>36228776
What book, anon?

>>36228109
What shithole country are you from where garbagemen are underpaid? These dude make 60-70k a year in Murica because of hazard pay.

>>36227972
Couldn't tell you OP, I have no reason to live but I don't think I can die yet.

>>36227972
>whats that one thing that keeps you from killing yourself

my friend is coming down to where i live over summer and we agreed to fuck

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>>36228248
Jesus Christ that's terrible. Looks like you dodged a bullet OP