>That kid that was the pussy slaying alpha male god of advice

>that kid that makes a that kid thread

>That kid who would always argue with the history teacher about WW2

>that kid who you thought was going to go nowhere but became a moderately successful rapper

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>that kid who would vape up his car on purpose so that when he rolled up into the school parking lot, he'd crack his window and try to look cool from all the vapor blowing out

>lads
I don't think there is a more obnoxious word in existence. Whenever someone uses the word lads in a sentence, I know this guy is a vacuous numbnut.

>that kid who wore foundation to cover his acne
was me

>that kid who thinks he has friends but they're really just nice to him because they think he's retarded

>>36226918
>That kid that bullied and mocked everyone but no one did anything because everyone knew his home life was complete garbage

>>36227013

I don't think it's >that kid, I still see full grown adults do this. It's embarrassing

>>36227055

I use it cause it amuses me, don't put too much thought into it.

>that kid who snuck into the gym late at night, stole a bow and arrow out of the gym closet, and shot two arrows into the fucking wall

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>>36227055
t.Butthurt Irishman

In America, us white people like to pretend we are Irish

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>Actually give pussy slaying advice and get my ADHD raddled former friend in highschool a gf
>Empty inside myself and no drive to put my own advice to use

>>36228309
Obama is such a fag.

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Where to start?

> That kid that left me out to deal with the security guards when we tried to climb the water tower.

> That kid who worshipped Project-X and movies like it.

> That kid who talked me into vaping on the bus.

> That kid who once expressed desire in pirate-themed porn.

> That kid who was mostly in remedials (and thus got passing grades) and called the junior in IB classes a dumbass for struggling academically.

> That kid who masturbated to my dad's boss's daughter on the FUCKING BUS, and got >THIS< close to J I Z Z I N G IN MY BACKPACK

Spoiler alert: all the same kid.

>>36226918
>that kid that had a boyfriend many years older than her
>that kid that said he was in a buffalo, ny gang
>that kid that cut themselves, went to school with no sleeves
>that kid that tried to had sex at the ripe age of 11 (me)
>that kid that convinced a girl to expose her bra (was there, had nice tits)
>that kid that talked about his pubes (me)
>that kid that acted gay ironically but actually wasn't gay unironically
>that one kid that shot a spitwad at the back of the english teacher's head
>that kid that accidentally had "Linkin Park - In The End" nightcore version play very loud in class on a freezing mac laptop
>that kid that showed his dick print in compression underwear
>that kid that always smelled like shit
>that kid that got knocked out in a basketball game (me)
>that girl that tried killing herself (tried asking a bunch of stacies what happened, got shunning looks)
>that kid that was so fucking annoying in class (me)
>that kid that would show parody porn videos on his phone
>that kid that had a sonic the hedgehog t-shirt in 9th grade
>that kid that got filed for sexual harassment for dick jokes
>that kid who was literally 6 foot by 5th grade
>that one girl with with slim build but gigantic tits
>those jocks that always tried touching you, making fun of your build
>that smart bitch that read every "Classic" book in the library
>same chick read an entire chronologic book of the 20th century (thousands of pages, still call bullshit)
>that kid who hung out with pot heads, smart kids, jock kids, and dumb kids but didn't smoke, was average intellectually, and slim in build (me)

>that kid that tried to sell clumps of oregano as weed
>the even stupider kid that bought one

>>36228480
>that one kid that shot a spitwad at the back of the english teacher's head

Had a class that brought a teacher to tears just mass spitballing his chalkboard

>>36228541
its not oregano tho its actually OG Kush shake

>that kid who only browses 4chan in incognito mode

>>36226918
>that kid that would flirt with the teachers

>>36228722
Fuck that guy. He wasn't even that handsome.

>>36227100
I've always wanted to in high school but was too afraid of the bullying I'd get if anyone found out, so I didn't risk it and went pizza faced

>>36228480
What gang in Buff?

>>36228876
I'm not sure. The kid was frantic though.

>>36228480
I was that girl who read books, but I have a penis.

>that kid who denied all accusations of homosexuality and now he gets fucked in ygevass regularly

I just like dicks desu. I wonder how they knew so early on.

>>36227013
It seems like when i went to high school 2006-2010 the whole nicotine vape thing didn't exist.

however, it was popular with thc

>>36229367
hi matt we all knew you were gay

>>36227100
i did this in 7th grade. Got called out for it. stopped immediately. I used some of my moms stuff and must have done a horrible job. rough days.

oh man i did this

im a 29 year old virgin now

>that kid who used daiperfur art in his powerpoint presentation
>that kid who jacked off in class
>that kid that filmed someone jerking off in class
>that chad that went full weeb during senior year and wore a naruto headband and sakura sweatshirt to class for a month

>a joy to have in class
>polite and punctual
>works well alone
>needs to come out of their shell
>needs to participate more in class
>tends to be a follower rather than a leader in group work.

Your report card. Am I right?

>>36228480
Were you the kid that pulled out a pube and placed it on the table and freaked everyone out to prove he had pubes?