Why haven't you gotten a fat girlfriend yet, Robots? You're

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She would never leave you.

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>>36224805
She can get you permanent US citizenship.

>>36224805
I have, though. She's the best. Also she lives with her dad so I don't feel as bad about living with my mom.

>>36224805
The fat girls I've encountered were more entitled than stacies. They think they deserve Chad and won't settle. It might just be like that around where I live, though.

Is there a certain way to go about getting a fat girlfriend or is it all luck?

>>36225140
Have you tried hitting on them?

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>>36225102
That's just the tough fat girl "outer shell." They have to act like bitches at first in case you are just showing interest as a joke or to make fun of them.

>>36224805
> They will do nastier things to you in the bedroom because they want to keep you.

No they won't.

>They will put up with your crazy, autistic shit because they want to keep you.

Fat girls will dump you just as quickly as skinny ones.

>>36224977
Fuck you my fat fuck ex left me, you don't know how bad I feel getting dump by some fat whore, fuck that shit.

>>36225140
>>36225172
You just be nice to them, mate. Talk to them, give them a small compliment about their hair or their outfit, ask them out to dinner - share a dessert.

>>36224805
Because my standards are idealistic and I don't want to settle.

>>36224805
Most of this is inaccurate. They're not actually any easier than skinny girls, and they're no less likely to dump you. They are soft and warm, though, which in my opinion is worthwhile.

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>>36224805
I tried and they rejected me too.

>>36225246
Damn. You got dumped by a hambeast? How did you fuck that up? It's a sure thing.

>>36224805
Because all fat women are insecure and insecure women destroy meaningful relationships 100% of the time.

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>>36225289
Dude, if the only women who are willing to love you would have to settle for you, then you're gonna have to settle for them unless you want to be alone forever.

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>talking to fat qt at wingstop about our favorite wing flavors
>certain she was into me
>didnt close deal because im scared of being seen with a fat chick

I'm such a fucking pussy. Probably could have had sex that day if cards played right too. End this life now.

>>36225505
The bitch left me for another guy and the funny part is the dude looks just like me.

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I actually like fat girls but I'm too much of a boring weirdass beta even for that

sad desu

>>36225032
This is the only thing fats are good for. I'd marry a fat girl for US citizenship.

Heey why'd you delete my post are you some kind of child??

>>36225642
I didn't delete anything...

>>36225631
Where are you from?

>>36225587
Do it now. By the time you're 40 half of your buddies' wives will be fat. You'll have just started the game early.

I just dont find them attractive in the slightest. Their faces look like potatoes and their bodies look like shapeless blobs.

>>36225684
Australia. But Australia is generally noguns and I want guns.

>>36224805
You do realize that even fat girls have high standards right?

My standards are ridiculously exclusive. I am open to chubby ones. But she's got to be able to move.

Loneliness comes and goes. For me, being single is fine, definitely preferable to a relationship with zero physical attraction.

>>36225743
Correction: NOT ridiculously exclusive.

>>36225684
Well some idiot did...

>>36224805
this looks ideal. I'm available to be bf in wisconsin if anyone is interested.

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>>36225743
Well how big is too big then?

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>>36225701
Not even cute chubby bunnies?

>>36225245
basically this. Anyone. ANY. ONE. Can get spoiled and think they can do better. Why? Becaues People are fucking stupid.

>>36225589
Maybe he has a better personality.

Because fat women are fucking gross

>>36226234
Or a bigger cock

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>>36225701
shapeless blob?

I'll have you know they are very shapely. Namely round. In the belly more specifically.

>>36224805
I used to fuck around with this slampiggy who really stuck around in my mind. I don't think I'd date her, but I liked her enough from emotional want that I found parts of her personality attractive. She re-introduced me to a very old belly fetish of mine then left me high and dry.

There are times when I think "man, I'd love to fuck her right now" but I'm reminded of all the cock she's taken and it makes me sad :(

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>>36224805

Your loss OP

I'm too ugly for even a fat chick, I've honestly tried. Now the only girlfriend I have is my hand.

>>36226566
Post pics of your ugly ass face anon

>>36226566
I am a fat grill. I will judge whether or not you are too ugly.

I just can't I find it too repulsive. even with a cute face or whatsoever. idk.

>>36226633
Are you a fat American grill?

>>36226705
yes, fat american reporting.

BECAUSE FAT GIRLS NEVER WANT FAT GUYS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36226780
How do you feel about marrying an Australian so he can get the green card or whatever the fuck lets me stay there forever?

I'm not ugly, not a virgin and am willing to dick you down if you help me.

>>36226780
>tfw a female will never proudly talk about how fat she is to you irl

>>36226787
Why would they? Even fat girls have value. Fat men don't. You are held to a higher standard. That's what being a man is about you fucking child

>>36226819
Depends. How old are you? And what is the minimum amount of time we have to be married?

>>36226819
why do you want to move?

>>36226851
>That's what being a man is about you fucking child
Sorry Grandpa, I forgot it was the 40's.

>>36225246
>impressive level of honesty

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Do all fat girls have hair assholes? Someone please answer this for me.

>>36226864
25 and I have absolutely no idea. Never spoken to an American girl about this before. The dream is still real though.

>>36226877
>Gets called a child
>Doubles down on his childishness
It's how it has always been

>>36225606
love how the last one is fanning herself because she is sweating or she just farted or both

realism

>>36226851
I know a lot of fat guys who get laid more than me

>>36226922
Yeah and there are a lot of tall guys with manlet friends who get laid more than them too.

I've heard all the fantasyposting before anon.

>>36226912
Okay. How do we marry?

>>36226964
One travels to the other, see a celebrant, tell them we've totally known each other forever, say I do, consummate, and then do whatever. I think it's like two years to be married to get the green card. I don't mind if you fuck other dudes so long as it isn't in the bed I sleep in.

>>36226912
>Even fat girls have value
>It's how it has always been
Not the case, friendo. Not that I'd expect someone with the mentality of a Gavin drone to understand that.

>>36227011
Okay, you can come here in July.

>>36227065
>Talks about the essence of being a man
>Gets upset
>Gets told it's how it's always been
>y-yeah but fat girls
So you're changing the argument because you're a disappointment to your parents.

>>36227122
Where do you live? please be Texas or somewhere non-cucked with gunrights but is cold

>>36227174
Ohio. I don't know anything about gun laws.

How the fuck do people from other countries know the different states of America? Have you traveled a lot?

>>36227230
Never left the country. I've just always wanted to come to America. Watch football. Have cheap shit. Have guns. Non-cucked self defence laws someone here punched a dude who broke into his house and started masturbating over his daughter's bed. he ended up dying. dude got charged with murder. this place is retarded. Newegg actually works. Shit doesn't cost $110 just to fucking ship to you. Best military. Greatest country. etc.

Just a shame about all the retards. What state are you in?

>>36227143
hol up

>Even fat girls have value
Now they do
> Fat men don't
Incorrect
>You are held to a higher standard
Correct
>That's what being a man is about you fucking child
This is called an opinion

>It's how it has always been
In reference to what? Your opinion? That fat women have always had value? Because both of those are wrong.

>>36227230
Just realised you said Ohio and not Oh. Don't know much about Ohio. Is it cold?

>>36227409
Fat men have no value.

>>36226897
>hair assholes
let me ask you this: do you think that girl in the pic can even reach her asshole to shave it?

rich fat girls can afford waxes but chances are the middle class/poor ones don't get waxed

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>>36225606
AAAAAHHHH IM ON NOFAP SOMEONE CONVINCE ME NOT TO FAP

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>>36227011
THere was a movie about this.

Finally found it. The Proposal. Sandra Bullock plays a fucking leaf who's about to get her ass deported, so she bribes a 'merican to marry her.

Looked it up, and the movie is right, immigration marriage fraud is illegal. Sorry, mate. http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/free-books/fiance-marriage-visa-book/chapter1-9.html

and it's a good movie, you should watch it. Sandra has a hot scene in her panties, if i remember right.

>>36227230
Holy shit Ohio has some sexy gun laws. Are you down to get dicked?

>>36227482
I know it's illegal mate. But who is going to know?

>>36227431
>Fat men have no value.
So you've got no argument?

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>>36227481
Save it brother! The longer you nofap, the more you fix your mind from the damage of porn. Go play some vidya to get your mind off hit HIGH TEST women. Might I suggest Haydee?

>>36227533
You keep trying to strawman my position. My position is that fat men have no value because men are held to a higher standard and women, regardless of who they are, always have the power of choice.

At what point have you defeated that position?

>>36227538
I'm phoneposting since with family for Easter, already done 4 days. Really no chance of a GT so I might as well desk.

>>36227497
Not down for any dicking, desu. But I am down for partnering up and you likely have a fantastic accent so...why not?

>>36227629
>Not down for any dicking, desu
That's cool

>and you likely have a fantastic accent
Mate. I'm Australian. Good accents are not what we have. At least we aren't kiwis tho

>so...why not?
Do you have skype?

>>36227666
Dude, it's 2017. Post your discord and I'll add you tomorrow.

>>36227569
At what point have you given me something to defeat? All you've said is
>fat men have no value because they're held to a higher standard
and
>fat women have value because they can choose
You've given no actual gauge of value and just keep repeating it. If fat women are valuable because they have the ability to choose, what part of them is the actual valuable part that gives them the ability to choose? What's the higher standard that men are held to? What's the basis of anything you've said beyond your own opinion?

>>36227714
I don't have discord or even know what it is.

>>36227727
>what part of them is the actual valuable part that gives them the ability to choose?
Their pussy you dumb fucking autist. I presumed you had some sort of understanding as to how life works

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>>36227497
Only you and your fat wife. She will know you're her slave for several years, before you can get divorced. If you get uppity and refuse to lick her cunt clean, and earn your goodboypoints, she can have ICE at the door to deport you within the hour.

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>>36227768
>Their pussy you dumb fucking autist
You actually haven't put a single thought into the shit you're spouting, have you?

I'm not posting pics of my ugly ass face, too many would turn to stone.

>>36227852
Are you this unaware of how the world works? Any woman can spread her legs and get something for doing nothing but lay there. That is her inherent minimum value.

You can do nothing of the sort. You need to contribute or provide. You have even less worth as a fat male. Because you are disgusting and fat and everything that goes along with it.

Does the truth hurt?

>>36227808
Yeah that wouldn't happen.

>>36228065
If you post your face I will post fat rolls and we can both get bullied together.

>>36228181
>>36228065
Do it anon. I hate fats but belly rolls get my cock rock hard

I have to kindly refuse, Madame.

>>36228171
>value of a person in the dating world is equal to the ability to get sex
You know fat men have female chasers too, right? Actual, female chasers that you can fuck a couple of hours after you message her "hi" right?
>ah yerr but fert gurls dun even needa message first hurr
Not a thought in your little head, all that's in there is pictures of sex.

>>36228308
but please? i'm just curious

>>36228495
>You know fat men have female chasers too, right
No they don't.
Provide proof.

I have a 4.5 inch dick. How am I supposed to fuck them?

>>36224805
I think it sets a bad precedent. I dont like heavy consumers.

>>36227448
Not everyone grows hair on their asshole.
Jesus.

nothing wrong with giving fat girls love but dont get them prego
fat parent makes fat kid and fat kid lives fat life
also youre weakening the gene pool
lots of orphans need love too